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The best

Your mom thinks im pretty good

Such skill
Much awesome
Many precision
So daring
wow

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If A I
ips Ir be c we cl I Ly
How I learned to
please women
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Submitted: 01/15/2014
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User avatar #2 - Sacrifice (01/15/2014) [+] (19 replies)
What was that thing even for?
#15 to #2 - jaked ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Pleasing women. Are you even paying attention?
#24 - slunchy (01/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Great scott, that's the exact same model of computer I'm using to view this fine website with at this very second.
Great scott, that's the exact same model of computer I'm using to view this fine website with at this very second.
User avatar #35 to #24 - sockbag (01/15/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
#20 - listerthepessimist (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#107 - ungluedflyer (01/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Uhh... I can explain...
#58 - spazzin (01/16/2014) [-]
You give them laptops?
#18 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm not sure I quite get it. You found the G-spot?  hence the red spot being near the G?
I'm not sure I quite get it. You found the G-spot? hence the red spot being near the G?
#66 - allidoisfapfapfap (01/16/2014) [-]
Well in that case it's not so bad when you're moving your finger around and you hit the G.
User avatar #51 - roflstorm (01/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
IM USING THAT EXACT SAME NUCLEAR POWERED BEHEMOTH OF TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW
#40 - confuseddinosaur (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thinkpad Track-point for the win!
#65 - lnizzle (01/16/2014) [-]
Well then...   
 Let's get to it...
Well then...
Let's get to it...
#59 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never what that was when i was little.

My aunt had a laptop with it and i always thought she got cereal stuck in the keyboard.
User avatar #8 - lordzak (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's a TrackPoint, modern Lenovo ThinkPads still have them.
shop.lenovo.com/gb/en/laptops/thinkpad/
They are kind of like joysticks and they are pretty handy.
#114 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
dont even get it a little bit
#54 - Arkkath (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Who wants to touch my nubbin?
User avatar #26 - ashikoki (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
acetoshimi
#98 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at T. Hanks ** how I eat da pussy
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at T. Hanks ** how I eat da pussy
User avatar #62 - alwaysreadthetags (01/16/2014) [-]
**alwaysreadthetags rolled a random comment #804100 posted by thebigpenguin at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
i dont play WoW and wanted to be humble to see if anyone wants it
how i flirt with women
#100 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #7371008 at Safe For Work Random Board ** the only way to truly please a woman.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
this dude is so gay he couldn't even please Oprah
User avatar #88 - thrakerzad (01/16/2014) [+] (25 replies)
you're going to have to explain this one to me I've never seen a female naked
#94 to #88 - autoxx ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
It's similar to the button on the inside of her anus.
You need to put a finger in there and scratch it with your fingernail a few times to turn off her distraction gland.
You know how women multitask better than guys? Like doing their makeup while driving? That's because of their distraction gland (it has a technical name but I don't remember it).
Once she starts squirming you know that she is completely paying attention and is ready for more.
You insert a second finger (from the other hand) and start pressing back, toward her tailbone. You'll feel the vertebra through her soft tissues so just start stroking it with one hand all while scratching her DG with the other hand.

Pretty soon she will be begging you to impregnate her.
#1 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Well that was not funny, lets move on to something completely different.
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