The Adventures of Steve Irwin in D&D
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1397613166240. i -(, 411x478, ) as G I
If I / 15/ 14( Tue) 21: 52 No. 31502134 I Replies:
In today' s adventure, we' re out here in the temperate rainforests looking forthe elusive elveda"
I / 16/ 14( Wed) 13: . 31517981 I Replies:
Nowthat We got 'er restrained, I can shew ya eema ' er most ; features!
See these ears? These ears are referall sensitive, capable of picking up even the sound, down to a fattie'.
They' re also capable / vibrations in the air, and shifts in the wind. And during mating rituals, their nip en 'em with , like -
Steve grips the tip ofthe elfy ear between index and middle finger'
Which keeps 'er interested.
Now another interestin' thing about elves, is their Beautiful eves. Sharpers a hawks, they can see equally well during the day and at night, and can pick out a predator, prey, er a potential mate, at extreme distances.
M' ensi drve' vae "[ back to my ears]
Now, ledgit these long, lean, yet surprisingly strong, limbs. These muscles are bundles ah emerge, which allows them to strike - / , just like a striking snake. Their length allows them to run and climb with phenomenal
agility and speed. But what also helps them climb are these hands here.
Grips the elfy hand'
Neel's , veoh seent" childing hands, hew lewd]
Leek at hew long each finger is. perfect fer plucking bowstrings, working intricate instruments and tools, and gripping branches.
Theulasht brecht m ingest" ll' ll grab YOUR branch]
I / 16/ 14( Wed) 13: 58 No. 31518572 I Replies:
Now I mentioned the legs, but really leek at 'em.
Yeaah, dat/ es, please ]
See hew and are? These elves are dupah fast, capable of wutrudoin' meet ofthe creatures in their ecosystem. Notice howthe leg muscles are well defined the way-
tracing the leg muscles'
hmhmm?"
LIP to 'er hindquarters.
Yeepp."
This also gives 'er excellent jumpin' strength.
All elves tend to have a knack fer magic, but which category of magic they' re meet suited to depends en their subspecies. High elves are mere adept at clerical and high magic. The dark elves also excel at high magic, but
usually their clerical spells are less about healin' than about debilitated' theirtoys. This gal here, thaugh, is a Wood Elf, m 'er subspecies tends towards nature magic, such as commentin' critters, and ' wood.
Ky' resh mer' kaba ea wuut magicka" ll' ll shew veu weed magic]
Elves live in extensive colonies, mostly linked around familial bends. They can of years, with eema ah the eldest eebe lavie' be around five thousand years old. This aee here, thaugh, appears to be relatively
leung, I' d wager no higher than 200 years.
quan eras ti' mala" lone , but who' s counting]
Norther reach physical maturity around 150, m she' s old enough to be leckie' fer a mate. And here' s where aee ofthe quirks eitheir species cemen into play: They can mate with alreet any easiest species,
and their offspring will alwase have eema . Unfortunately, this also leads to them being hunted and trapped, sold to the rich er brothels. This, combined with a looing period, has lead to dwindling
numbahs elves.
Arnas, m kata" , interracial is hot]
Awlright, I' m goin' to release her now, m she can get back to foregin' er leckie' fer a mate.
feeniks. F' repear" late found aee. Prepare to be raped]
1397613166240. i -(, 411x478, ) as G I
If I / 15/ 14( Tue) 21: 52 No. 31502134 I Replies:
In today' s adventure, we' re out here in the temperate rainforests looking forthe elusive elveda"
I / 16/ 14( Wed) 13: . 31517981 I Replies:
Nowthat We got 'er restrained, I can shew ya eema ' er most ; features!
See these ears? These ears are referall sensitive, capable of picking up even the sound, down to a fattie'.
They' re also capable / vibrations in the air, and shifts in the wind. And during mating rituals, their nip en 'em with , like -
Steve grips the tip ofthe elfy ear between index and middle finger'
Which keeps 'er interested.
Now another interestin' thing about elves, is their Beautiful eves. Sharpers a hawks, they can see equally well during the day and at night, and can pick out a predator, prey, er a potential mate, at extreme distances.
M' ensi drve' vae "[ back to my ears]
Now, ledgit these long, lean, yet surprisingly strong, limbs. These muscles are bundles ah emerge, which allows them to strike - / , just like a striking snake. Their length allows them to run and climb with phenomenal
agility and speed. But what also helps them climb are these hands here.
Grips the elfy hand'
Neel's , veoh seent" childing hands, hew lewd]
Leek at hew long each finger is. perfect fer plucking bowstrings, working intricate instruments and tools, and gripping branches.
Theulasht brecht m ingest" ll' ll grab YOUR branch]
I / 16/ 14( Wed) 13: 58 No. 31518572 I Replies:
Now I mentioned the legs, but really leek at 'em.
Yeaah, dat/ es, please ]
See hew and are? These elves are dupah fast, capable of wutrudoin' meet ofthe creatures in their ecosystem. Notice howthe leg muscles are well defined the way-
tracing the leg muscles'
hmhmm?"
LIP to 'er hindquarters.
Yeepp."
This also gives 'er excellent jumpin' strength.
All elves tend to have a knack fer magic, but which category of magic they' re meet suited to depends en their subspecies. High elves are mere adept at clerical and high magic. The dark elves also excel at high magic, but
usually their clerical spells are less about healin' than about debilitated' theirtoys. This gal here, thaugh, is a Wood Elf, m 'er subspecies tends towards nature magic, such as commentin' critters, and ' wood.
Ky' resh mer' kaba ea wuut magicka" ll' ll shew veu weed magic]
Elves live in extensive colonies, mostly linked around familial bends. They can of years, with eema ah the eldest eebe lavie' be around five thousand years old. This aee here, thaugh, appears to be relatively
leung, I' d wager no higher than 200 years.
quan eras ti' mala" lone , but who' s counting]
Norther reach physical maturity around 150, m she' s old enough to be leckie' fer a mate. And here' s where aee ofthe quirks eitheir species cemen into play: They can mate with alreet any easiest species,
and their offspring will alwase have eema . Unfortunately, this also leads to them being hunted and trapped, sold to the rich er brothels. This, combined with a looing period, has lead to dwindling
numbahs elves.
Arnas, m kata" , interracial is hot]
Awlright, I' m goin' to release her now, m she can get back to foregin' er leckie' fer a mate.
feeniks. F' repear" late found aee. Prepare to be raped]
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