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#87 - bemmo (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Well, we know that literally reanimated 'dead' dead zombies are impossible (thank you black science man) unless someone finds some dark magic somewhere or figures out how to break the laws of physics and biology.

The type of 'zombie' where the organism never technically dies, but the mind/personality controlling the body is obliterated/altered so that the 'person' dies, is distinctly possible though, as shown by the real-life examples of the Rabies virus and Cordyceps fungi.
So, if a zombie outbreak were ever to happen in real life, if would probably be in the fashion of '28 Days Later' or 'The Last Of Us', where the body hasn't actually died, but the brain has had higher functions removed, and aggression turned up. In theory, if the virus/fungus/super-mind-destroying-science-serum is complex enough, it could make alterations to the body's musculature to make fast-zombies, pseudo-L4D-tanks etc. but normal-bodied while angry zombies are more likely.
#2 - infinitereaper (06/25/2014) [-]
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#7 - irishlawyer (06/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Next do Chimeras
Just a suggestion
#3 - krizz (06/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
make one for trogdor
make one for trogdor
#5 - bizengaust (06/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not a lot of people know how zombies are linked to Haiti culture and their rituals surrounding the dead. You done good once again.
#46 - blizzeh (06/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't black science man debunk zombies because he hates dreams? And I figured y'all would appreciate this
User avatar #41 - touhouexplain (06/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I LOATHE the people who think a Zombie Apocalypse would be the tightest **** . Having my family and pets torn apart, devoured, and raised again to tear apart and devour others would be a hell on earth. Madness would kill me long before Zack would.

Think maybe you could do written monsters for the next comp? Like Gnolls or Lovecraftian monstrosities?
#77 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Post about zombies.
>No one mentions Crossed

You disappoint me, FunnyJunk.
User avatar #25 - darthsalias ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
not all zombies are evil, mindless or rotting. thoughs with there souls (magic baised lores) are fine
#4 - angelodlt ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
What about the baby zombies!
User avatar #89 - sackit (06/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**sackit rolled user pandacore ** My partner in a zombie apocolypse
User avatar #83 - sovietsamurai (06/26/2014) [-]
Haitian Voodou (voodoo) is quite an interesting religion as is African Voodoo and Jamaican Hoodou, which should not be confused, though In my experience, HOWEVER the way voodoo, voodou, and hoodou, is portrayed in modern media is almost completely different and couldn't be further from the truth from the way they are irl ...

And for some reason, modern media also seems to mix up and incorrectly portray Satanism and Luciferianism, which are also very different from each other and different from the media it gets ...

The reason why I say all these religions is because in modern media, some zombies are portrayed as being brought back to life by a Voovoo Shaman or a Satanic Priest in terms of the non-weaponized zombies ...

#60 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
what about zombie Syrianassassin

User avatar #20 - psykobear (06/26/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Couldn't happen, though. Dead = no bloodflow = decaying muscles = no movement.
User avatar #21 to #20 - infinitereaper (06/26/2014) [-]
Unless it's the virus, bacterial, or fungus type zombie in which the host is only half dead or simply infected. (like rabies) occult zombies are just magic though.
User avatar #18 - blopant (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what about this?

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doesnt rule out magic zombies of course.
#118 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
No doubt the roots of the zombie lies in voodoo but the modern zombie (or romero zombie) is more of a cultural criticizm. What else do we now is a mindless mass that only wants to consume? exactly: mac users.
User avatar #84 - phantomi (06/26/2014) [-]
Necromancy FTW
User avatar #82 - sovietsamurai (06/26/2014) [-]
GIRUGAMESH
#10 - skittlesftw (06/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If anyone is interested in a good lecture on zombies, this is the book to go for.
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