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#87 - bemmo ONLINE (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Well, we know that literally reanimated 'dead' dead zombies are impossible (thank you black science man) unless someone finds some dark magic somewhere or figures out how to break the laws of physics and biology.

The type of 'zombie' where the organism never technically dies, but the mind/personality controlling the body is obliterated/altered so that the 'person' dies, is distinctly possible though, as shown by the real-life examples of the Rabies virus and Cordyceps fungi.
So, if a zombie outbreak were ever to happen in real life, if would probably be in the fashion of '28 Days Later' or 'The Last Of Us', where the body hasn't actually died, but the brain has had higher functions removed, and aggression turned up. In theory, if the virus/fungus/super-mind-destroying-science-serum is complex enough, it could make alterations to the body's musculature to make fast-zombies, pseudo-L4D-tanks etc. but normal-bodied while angry zombies are more likely.
#2 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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#7 - irishlawyer (06/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Next do Chimeras
Just a suggestion
#3 - krizz (06/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
make one for trogdor
make one for trogdor
#5 - bizengaust (06/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not a lot of people know how zombies are linked to Haiti culture and their rituals surrounding the dead. You done good once again.
#46 - blizzeh (06/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't black science man debunk zombies because he hates dreams? And I figured y'all would appreciate this
User avatar #41 - touhouexplain (06/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I LOATHE the people who think a Zombie Apocalypse would be the tightest **** . Having my family and pets torn apart, devoured, and raised again to tear apart and devour others would be a hell on earth. Madness would kill me long before Zack would.

Think maybe you could do written monsters for the next comp? Like Gnolls or Lovecraftian monstrosities?
#77 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Post about zombies.
>No one mentions Crossed

You disappoint me, FunnyJunk.
User avatar #25 - darthsalias ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
not all zombies are evil, mindless or rotting. thoughs with there souls (magic baised lores) are fine
#4 - angelodlt (06/25/2014) [-]
What about the baby zombies!
User avatar #89 - sackit (06/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**sackit rolled user pandacore ** My partner in a zombie apocolypse
User avatar #83 - sovietsamurai (06/26/2014) [-]
Haitian Voodou (voodoo) is quite an interesting religion as is African Voodoo and Jamaican Hoodou, which should not be confused, though In my experience, HOWEVER the way voodoo, voodou, and hoodou, is portrayed in modern media is almost completely different and couldn't be further from the truth from the way they are irl ...

And for some reason, modern media also seems to mix up and incorrectly portray Satanism and Luciferianism, which are also very different from each other and different from the media it gets ...

The reason why I say all these religions is because in modern media, some zombies are portrayed as being brought back to life by a Voovoo Shaman or a Satanic Priest in terms of the non-weaponized zombies ...

#60 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
what about zombie Syrianassassin

User avatar #20 - psykobear ONLINE (06/26/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Couldn't happen, though. Dead = no bloodflow = decaying muscles = no movement.
User avatar #21 to #20 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Unless it's the virus, bacterial, or fungus type zombie in which the host is only half dead or simply infected. (like rabies) occult zombies are just magic though.
User avatar #18 - blopant (06/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what about this?

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doesnt rule out magic zombies of course.
#138 - thespartanlegend (06/29/2014) [-]
**thespartanlegend rolled image** my weapon/partner during zombie apocalypse
#104 - anonexplains (06/26/2014) [-]
What about Left 4 Dead zombies though
They get a rabies-like disease that's transmitted by air as well, so basically everyone who wasn't immune/a carrier got ******
User avatar #103 - xxhunterxx (06/26/2014) [-]
I forgot the exact numbers, but if over 90% of the world was turned into zombies and each person left killed a couple zombies everyday the apocalypse would be over before a year.
#65 - anonexplains (06/26/2014) [-]
I am curious about muscle tissue though. Zombie's created by a curse or other 'off-world phenoma' are being moved forward by 'magic', but zombies that move forward by a virus means that the virus should be able to take control of muscle tissue ánd produce blood (or another kind of liquid) which keeps the muscle partially intact and working and a part of the brain (or spine) which provides the intel for (partial) balance and movement.

There was this virus/fungus on insects who did exactly as I described above. So I guess it should be possible...
User avatar #59 - bobthejob (06/26/2014) [-]
One thing I never understood about zombies in most movies they can only die by destroying the brain and that's it, but If you was to remove enough blood, destroy the lungs or, destroy the heart then blood wouldn't flow to the brain. Hence make them brain dead and then the brain could not function.
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