The World is quiet here. I have finally killed every NPC in Skyrim. Every city is empty, every farm is barren. I feel so very.....lonely... The last man in Skyrim sat alone in Breezehome. There was a knock on the door... The World is quiet here I have finally killed every NPC in Skyrim Every city empty farm barren feel so very lonely last man sat alone Breezehome There was a knock on the door
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#25 - nickam
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The last man in Skyrim sat alone in Breezehome. There was a knock on the door...
User avatar #28 to #25 - wellimnotsure [OP]
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lakeview manor actually
#27 to #25 - anon id: 7cdd2711
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It was Nazeem asking if you've ever been to the cloud district.
User avatar #33 to #27 - monkeybrains
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but of course you haven't.
#148 to #33 - holmesc
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#156 to #148 - anon id: 7cdd2711
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butt-piracy sounds way funnier
#107 to #25 - anon id: d162d792
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probably a child, you can't kill those little *****
User avatar #167 to #107 - salmonofdoubt
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Not without the wonder of mods! and a can-do attitude
User avatar #150 to #25 - toddingram
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Plot twist: It was Sithis
#175 to #25 - anon id: f6bc12a2
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************* Martian Chronicle reference!



All of my literature YISSS
#195 to #25 - epicprivate
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User avatar #93 to #25 - erpee
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...but who was door...
User avatar #209 to #25 - Eralus
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Khajit has wares to sell...
#220 to #209 - lolollo
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#171 to #25 - heydany
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unfortunately, it was the high king of skyrim
User avatar #95 to #25 - cupcakescankill
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It was a strong nord woman.
User avatar #178 to #95 - masterboll
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but he couldnt stand the sight of one
User avatar #52 to #25 - LordVant
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Ma'iq knows many things, but you cannot catch Ma'iq cuz I run like a ***** on steroids and bath salts.
User avatar #29 to #25 - buttlord
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******* lydia
User avatar #109 to #25 - demandsgayversion
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As he opens the door, his eyes widen in horror, and the empty streets of Whiterun echo with the cries of "BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA"
User avatar #30 - corso
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Finally? It took me maybe an hour on my first playthrough.
User avatar #168 to #30 - ubercookieboy
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Youtube vid or it didn't happen
User avatar #169 to #168 - corso
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Seeing as I'm on a ps3 and didn't think so many people would be whining because I did something they haven't even attempted, it's not happening.
#126 to #30 - thehardstudynot
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wow, when i first read your comment 4 hours ago i honestly didnt expect it turn end up being an all out *********.   
while i wont go as far as calling you a retard you might have been better off being a little less stubborn in the discussions following your first comment, the first 2 pages of your "lates user's comments" are now all red.   
I gotta ask, was it really worth it?   
still, i can imagine your reaction being something like this
wow, when i first read your comment 4 hours ago i honestly didnt expect it turn end up being an all out *********.
while i wont go as far as calling you a retard you might have been better off being a little less stubborn in the discussions following your first comment, the first 2 pages of your "lates user's comments" are now all red.
I gotta ask, was it really worth it?
still, i can imagine your reaction being something like this
#143 to #126 - corso
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Pffffffffft. I give zero ***** about all these thumbs.
Pffffffffft. I give zero ***** about all these thumbs.
#127 to #30 - yodennis
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#134 to #127 - corso
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Hey, welcome to the party!
Hey, welcome to the party!
#46 to #30 - soopfox
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#31 to #30 - thehardstudynot
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User avatar #32 to #31 - corso
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It's not like killing weak NPC's is hard.
User avatar #36 to #32 - eating
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no moron, its because map is too big to find and kill every ******* npc
User avatar #47 to #36 - corso
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Just because it's difficult doesn't mean it's impossible.
User avatar #73 to #47 - eating
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its not that its difficult, ai is **** you can kill them without problem, its just impossible because map is too big to find every/cave/tomb/ruin/shack/house/etc and kill every freaking npc
#49 to #47 - shrolen
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Do you really think anyone believes you? I hope very much that YOU don't believe this, but you might actually do...
User avatar #51 to #49 - corso
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Seeing as I've killed all the NPC's once, Except the children because they refuse to die I kinda do. Just because you find yourself incapable of it doesn't mean others are as well.
#53 to #51 - shrolen
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Wow, you actually believe these ******** claims that you, yourself, fabricated don't you?
I hope for the sake of anyone within you vicinity that you are trolling -_-
Assuming that you are not trolling, unless you typed in a command to kill all of the NPCs in Skyrim, you are lying.
User avatar #54 to #53 - corso
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I don't see what makes it so impossible to do. It's not hard. Care to enlighten me on why it's such a monumental and unachievable thing?
User avatar #104 to #54 - trollmobile
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you said you did it within an hour of your first playthrough.
that's the impossible part.
you can't travel to every place in skyrim within an hour.
much less kill everything there.
there's a dickload of walking to do.
User avatar #105 to #104 - corso
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You know there's fast travel, right?
#106 to #105 - trollmobile
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yeah, but even assuming you used the console command to unlock all map locations, fast travel still only brings you to the ENTERANCE of every place
there are deep caves, puzzles, immense amounts of enemies
it is not physically possible to move through it all in an hour
MUCH LESS SO on your first playthrough, seeing as your dumb ass wouldn't know where everything was.

your retardation is beyond belief if you think anyone will ever belive that you did that
even completely disregarding loading-time for fast travel, it's not physically possible.

oh, and cutscenes for all the quests you have to do to reach the quest-exclusive areas alone, are far more than an hour.
not
physically
possible


bye.
User avatar #110 to #106 - corso
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I didn't kill enemies, there's no point because they respawn. I went around and killed all the townspeople (NPCs),
#112 to #110 - trollmobile
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NPCs include unique NPCs that can be found in dungeons, like that blind guy in the cave east of whiterun
the dragonpriests, the greybeards, the uniqe poachers on the thousand steps etc etc...

now i'm gonna leave you alone with your retardation, it's night over here.
bye fgt.
#120 to #112 - include
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User avatar #133 to #120 - thebreech
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taking this. thanks!
User avatar #114 to #112 - corso
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I killed dragon priests, hunters respawn, greybeards don't die, and I liked that blind guy.
User avatar #117 to #114 - trollmobile
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1. ok
2. not the unique
3. mods
4. that means you didn't kill them all, dumbass
User avatar #118 to #117 - corso
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I don't use mods, and I killed the unique ones.
User avatar #119 to #118 - trollmobile
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if you didn't use mods, then you just (once again, you've done it like 5 times now) admitted yourself, that you are a bragging, lying, twat.
#123 to #119 - willypmedina
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Dont feed the troll please
User avatar #121 to #119 - corso
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I'm on a ps3, so it's generally not possible to kill the unkillable ones.
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User avatar #207 to #183 - jackspadess
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Also, thanks for bringing him down so many levels, I've always wanted to pass him up.
#205 to #183 - jackspadess
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This guy is my best friend IRL, and I do have to say that he is sort of a prick, but that is irrelevant. Obviously you guys don't understand the whole, "Don't feed the trolls thing." I mean seriously, there comes a point were you just have to ignore dumbasses making impossible claims. Come on guys.

Also, this is the most proof I can give you that we are, in fact, bros. Its the message he sent me on facebook.
#198 to #183 - corso
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#129 to #105 - CrabFace
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#144 to #129 - corso
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I'm a god damn fire truck then. And I say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#55 to #54 - marioauditore
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N00b tooked me 30 min to kill all skymir!!1! figt me irl !!!11!
User avatar #57 to #54 - joshofsouls
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You DO realize there are over what.. 130 something NPCS strewn about all over skyrim in all sorts of places? You're not going to kill ALL OF THEM in an hour, that's not even possible.
User avatar #59 to #57 - corso
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See comment #58.
User avatar #61 to #59 - joshofsouls
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STILL, even entirely decked out, and with all fast travels unlocked, you are not going to kill every single NPC in skyrim in one hour, it's not possible.

It took me nearly 2 hours to kill 4 cities worth of people and all the neighboring areas that NPCS can be.
User avatar #62 to #61 - corso
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That just means you suck at killing things.
User avatar #67 to #62 - drainbramage
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*****, it is literally impossible to travel from one NPC to another on opposite sides of the map in an hour, even with fast travel, killing the guards with powerful weapons would take a good while itself.
User avatar #69 to #67 - corso
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No point in killing guards, they just respawn. And I've killed them all dozens of times anyway.
User avatar #71 to #69 - drainbramage
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They don't respawn, they work on a shift program, so you need to kill them all at every few hours for a day and they'll be gone, so you basically just said that you haven't even killed all of the NPC's, so you're a liar on two fronts.
User avatar #74 to #71 - corso
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They don't work on a shift program, they respawn. Where did you get that bull from?
User avatar #80 to #74 - daftiduck
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I'd stop digging the hole you're in before you hit Australia. We don't want you, and I'm pretty sure they don't either.
User avatar #86 to #80 - corso
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I don't see how him spreading false information has anything to do with Australia, but okay.
User avatar #87 to #86 - daftiduck
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I was referring to the fact that you're metaphorically digging your own grave by constantly replying to these comments and contradicting yourself at every chance you get; have you seen how many red thumbs you've accumulated in this comment thread alone?
User avatar #91 to #87 - corso
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I haven't contradicted myself.
#219 to #74 - drainbramage
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It was confirmed by the developers around the time it was released, you ******* moron.
It was confirmed by the developers around the time it was released, you ******* moron.
User avatar #223 to #219 - corso
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Little known fun-fact: No it wasn't. They respawn after three days, go look it up.
User avatar #224 to #223 - drainbramage
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Even if I'm mistaken, my point still stands.
User avatar #225 to #224 - corso
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I don't see how if you can't kill the guards.
#56 to #54 - shrolen
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Because it would be impossible to transverse all of Skyrim to find and kill all of the NPCs in around an hour as you previously stated. Also, many of the NPCs that you would need to kill would be unreachable until you have completed a plethora of both main quests and side quests. Also you claim to have been able to do this in about the first hour, of your first play-through. So once again, without cheating, you did don't complete this task, and neither can anyone else. If you wish to proven me wrong, post a link of yourself, or even someone else completing this task. I can assure you that anyone who can do such a thing, would have posted it on YouTube by now. It is not my job to find evidence to your ridiculous claim, it is yours to provide it. So unless you are willing to provide evidence, I, and everyone else. will continue to assume that you are a lying troll. You enlightened yet?
User avatar #58 to #56 - corso
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I didn't do it in my FIRST hour. I finished the game, then went on a murderous rampage. An hour later, everyone died.
#60 to #58 - shrolen
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"Finally? It took me maybe an hour on my first playthrough."
-You

You can't revise your claims after you have been accused of being a lying ****.
User avatar #63 to #60 - corso
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I'm sorry, but it says "In my first hour of playing" where, exactly?
#77 to #63 - shrolen
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By saying "Finally? It took me maybe an hour on my first playthrough." you are leading those who read this lovely piece of ******** text to believe that from the start of your first playthrough, you managed to kill every last killable NPC in about an hour. Nowhere here is it implied that AFTER you finished the game, you then went on to kill the remaining NPCs in about an hour.
You need to either learn how language works, or become a better lair. I would go with the former, as it will help you with the latter.
User avatar #89 to #77 - daftiduck
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As much as it pains me to say it, he kinda has a point there.
User avatar #82 to #77 - corso
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It doesn't imply that I did it before I beat the game, either. All I said is that I did an activity in around an hour, and a lot of people got butthurt over it.
#94 to #82 - shrolen
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OF ******* course you could have killed all but one NPC in the process of completing the game, and then killed the last NPC right after, but that is not what your comment is implying, and you sure as hell know that based on the previous comments you made to others bragging about you amazing 360 no-scope skills.

I can't wait for this comment chain to lead to your inevitable thumb ban -_-
#97 to #94 - corso
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1. I don't even own an Xbox, and haven't commented saying that I do.
2.What do you mean by I could have killed all but one NPC in the process of completing the game and then killed the last NPC right after? That doesn't even make sense.
3. Seeing as I'm still level 220, I don't think I'm going to be thumb-banned anytime soon.
#111 to #97 - shrolen
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1. Holy **** you are stupid
2. See #1
3. At this rate, you will be very soon
User avatar #113 to #111 - corso
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Please elaborate on my second point.
#115 to #113 - shrolen
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Sorry, I would, but I have always been bad at explaining things at their absolute rudimentary levels to children, and seeing as you display an intelligence around that of a 7yo, it is about the same.
User avatar #116 to #115 - corso
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So you'll make a bad point, but won't explain it or elaborate on it at all?
#48 to #47 - cosmicbeaner
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NO! you are stupid and **** you.
#50 to #48 - corso
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Well, that's like... Your opinion, man.
Well, that's like... Your opinion, man.
#66 to #50 - jimmdean
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Stop being a cunt.
Stop being a cunt.
#70 to #66 - corso
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I don't see how I'm being a cunt.
User avatar #72 to #70 - jimmdean
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Its that thing you do when you put you speak.
User avatar #75 to #72 - corso
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Seeing as I'm not even sure what "put you speak" means, I think I'm good.
User avatar #76 to #75 - jimmdean
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See its **** like that.
tsk tsk
User avatar #78 to #76 - corso
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...You should stay awake in English class.
User avatar #79 to #78 - jimmdean
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You should probably have higher priorities then other peoples spelling errors.
Like how to not be a cunt, for example.
User avatar #84 to #79 - corso
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I'm not sure what any of that has to do with your sentence making no sense whatsoever, but okay.
User avatar #85 to #84 - jimmdean
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What I meant to say earlier was "Its that thing you do when you speak."

In other words, when ever you speak your being a douche.
User avatar #90 to #85 - corso
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Seems a lot like all these butthurt people are the ones being douches.
#152 to #90 - jarofdirt
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#154 to #152 - corso
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#9 - jaevel
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#7 - delphine
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i once killed every resident in the Imperial City, stripped them of their clothing and then piled all their bodies in the market square...
i once killed every resident in the Imperial City, stripped them of their clothing and then piled all their bodies in the market square...
User avatar #16 to #7 - iwillrulenorway
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we've all been there
User avatar #17 to #7 - willshire
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how did you move the bodies from zone to zone
User avatar #18 to #17 - Zedotelhado
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Tcl.
#231 to #17 - sofiesoflam
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Most likely an open cities mod.
#19 - tatsuichiyo
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*Hands copy of Lusty Argonaian aid* This should help with that loneliness
User avatar #39 to #19 - Blargosnarf
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Lusty Argonian Aid? Is that the sequel? Damn, can't wait to get that...
User avatar #40 to #39 - tatsuichiyo
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Yeah, its a super rare copy. Only 15 of them, and I've burned them all. Now no one can say i am wrong. ITS BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRIILLLIIIAANNNTTTT!!!!!!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Blargosnarf
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BY THE BLOOD OF AKATOSH I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD! THAT'S AN ENTIRE SERIES OF LIZARD SMUT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO READ!
User avatar #42 to #41 - tatsuichiyo
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YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs to a giant and gets smacked into space*SSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
#103 to #19 - arcticassassin
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How could you hand it to him...
If he's the last one in Skyrim?
*Twilight Zone Music*
#147 - kloudianorici
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Then the dragon born heard a strange call from the distance...
"By Asura, by Asura, by Asura!! It's you!"
User avatar #182 to #147 - ivoryhammer
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Kinda wish he was in the game, that would've been a great easter egg.
#197 to #182 - anon id: 353b4b01
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Refer to cicero's journal.
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#165 - andytang
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And that is when dark souls starts
User avatar #4 - spittersplat
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That awkward moment when the bandits respawn.....
#24 - mankey
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And then you turn around.
User avatar #83 - ekseevi **User deleted account**
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Is it even possible to kill Maiq? If I remember correctly he has like 200 in every ability. Haven't tried it myself so would be glad if someone could enlighten me
User avatar #135 to #83 - guiguito
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he's rather easy to kill actualy, idk why he is so powerfull on your game.
User avatar #92 to #83 - largeheadphones
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(10/08/2013) [-]
That ******* bitch, I fus ro dahed him half way across the map, hit him with dragon bone sowrds, posined everything, never have I seen him die
#130 to #92 - doctorkolo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
"Maiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. Maiq can shout whenever he wants"
User avatar #228 to #130 - largeheadphones
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(10/09/2013) [-]
He should be shouting with my dragon born dildo up his ass.