The Thumb Joke. . It takes T seconds fer fend ts pass Ere mouth stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the t: thumb joke
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It takes T seconds fer fend ts
pass Ere mouth stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of the penis is three times
the length of the t: humb, The femur is as
hard as concrete. A woman' s heart beats faster
than a man' s. Warner: hunk twice as much
as men. We use 300 muscles just Us
keep cur balance when we stand.
The Human has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
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Views: 11289 Submitted: 03/17/2014
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - fatalmaster
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(03/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - timmmmmmmmmmmay
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(03/17/2014) [-]
The thumb thing is sooo fake.

My hands are huge but my dick is like 5 inches hard.
User avatar #28 to #4 - mrhadrick
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(03/18/2014) [-]
i know right, my hands are tiny but my dick is like 10 inches nano metres
User avatar #33 to #4 - goobyman
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(03/18/2014) [-]
my finger: 7cm (2.7 inches)
my penis: 18.5cm (7.2 inches)
one inch too much.
User avatar #5 to #4 - luluwho [OP]
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(03/17/2014) [-]
**** bro, don't TELL everybody
#6 to #5 - crazycommando
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(03/17/2014) [-]
dude it's the internet he could be 4'5 and that would be big for him

a big handed small dicked midget
#9 to #6 - luluwho [OP]
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#11 to #9 - crazycommando
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(03/17/2014) [-]
Calm down Jose, you crazy little person !
User avatar #35 to #6 - timmmmmmmmmmmay
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Ill have you know Im 6'3 and proud.
#45 to #35 - anon id: 74651d9f
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(03/19/2014) [-]
We're ALL proud of you, Tim.
#1 - idontlikethisname
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(03/17/2014) [-]
3 Thumbs for you, man.
#17 to #1 - ohhh
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Here, take 4 and a half.
Here, take 4 and a half.
User avatar #12 - sharlibri
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(03/18/2014) [-]
I made my hubby measure right away and then we were like... thats not real... and THEN i finished reading the damn thing.
#20 - blackjudge
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(03/18/2014) [-]
in envy him..
#21 to #20 - evilanakie
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(03/18/2014) [-]
later that night at the local D club meating   
 meating
later that night at the local D club meating
meating
#22 to #21 - blackjudge
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(03/18/2014) [-]
D: Arin... you totallly hurt me!...
A: No! That's it! We're done! I can't do this Dan!
#23 to #22 - evilanakie
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(03/18/2014) [-]
why do you think jon left in the first place
why do you think jon left in the first place
#24 to #23 - blackjudge
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#3 - ihearcolors
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(03/17/2014) [-]
Man what I would give for a ten inch Bic.
#38 - royoten
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Turns out I'm a woman
User avatar #39 to #38 - ilikeeggs
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(03/18/2014) [-]
hey guess i am too...wanna go..shopping or ******** that chicks do i guess?
#40 to #39 - royoten
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Uh-huh, girlfriend!
#41 to #40 - ilikeeggs
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#30 - theguywhoaskswhy
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#32 to #30 - lewhisperingeye
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User avatar #42 to #32 - theguywhoaskswhy
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Its somewhat depressing to learn that Emma Stone has a bigger dick than I do....
User avatar #7 - insertsfunnyname
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(03/17/2014) [-]
The thumb one isn't true

I checked
#8 to #7 - anon id: 74651d9f
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(03/17/2014) [-]
Why does everyone think a joke has to be true ? It's a joke.
#16 to #8 - theonewhoderps
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Cause we want it to be true...
#18 to #16 - anon id: 20aaa546
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(03/18/2014) [-]
No we dont because what we have isnt three thumbs so we would be small and that would be a horrible way to learn you have a small prick
User avatar #25 to #18 - theonewhoderps
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(03/18/2014) [-]
I have large thumbs. I would personally want that, I guess.
#46 to #18 - anon id: 74651d9f
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(03/19/2014) [-]
...and an even worse way to find out you have no sense of humor and can't notice that this is a joke on mens' concern over their penis and the rest is misdirection.
User avatar #19 - xgreenmaidenx
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(03/18/2014) [-]
Do a womans heart really beat faster then a mans?
User avatar #29 to #19 - jewishcommunazi
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(03/18/2014) [-]
In most cases, yes. The more fit you get, the slower your heart beats because it improves its ability to pump more blood with each beat.
User avatar #31 to #19 - helpmedudes
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(03/18/2014) [-]
I think so, although I feel it probably has less to do with sex, and more to do with the average size of women being smaller than men. Smaller bodies have hearts that beat faster.
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