The Thumb Joke. . It takes T seconds fer fend ts pass Ere mouth stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the t:
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The Thumb Joke

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It takes T seconds fer fend ts
pass Ere mouth stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of the penis is three times
the length of the t: humb, The femur is as
hard as concrete. A woman' s heart beats faster
than a man' s. Warner: hunk twice as much
as men. We use 300 muscles just Us
keep cur balance when we stand.
The Human has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
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Submitted: 03/17/2014
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User avatar #4 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (03/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The thumb thing is sooo fake.

My hands are huge but my dick is like 5 inches hard.
#1 - idontlikethisname (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
3 Thumbs for you, man.
User avatar #12 - sharlibri (03/18/2014) [-]
I made my hubby measure right away and then we were like... thats not real... and THEN i finished reading the damn thing.
#20 - blackjudge (03/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
in envy him..
#21 to #20 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
later that night at the local D club meating   
 meating
later that night at the local D club meating
meating
#3 - ihearcolors (03/17/2014) [-]
Man what I would give for a ten inch Bic.
#38 - royoten (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Turns out I'm a woman
User avatar #39 to #38 - ilikeeggs (03/18/2014) [-]
hey guess i am too...wanna go..shopping or ******** that chicks do i guess?
#30 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #7 - insertsfunnyname (03/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The thumb one isn't true

I checked
User avatar #26 - flaminggodzilla (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You're saying my penis is nine inches..
User avatar #19 - xgreenmaidenx (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Do a womans heart really beat faster then a mans?
User avatar #31 to #19 - helpmedudes (03/18/2014) [-]
I think so, although I feel it probably has less to do with sex, and more to do with the average size of women being smaller than men. Smaller bodies have hearts that beat faster.
User avatar #13 - monswine ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Food reaches your stomach faster than peristalsis can push it because gravity.
#36 - archael ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Any of that, "the penis length is detectable by the size of THIS body part...." stuff is nothing more than misconceptions.

The human body varies in many ways. Simple as that.
#34 - funbaggy (03/18/2014) [-]
If that were true my thumb would only be like half an inch.
#27 - Craigulon (03/18/2014) [-]
oh dear....
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2014) [-]
REMEMBER DUDES, SMALL DICK WORK ALL YOUR LIFE. THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE EARLIER THEY FALL
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