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The Thankful Youth

Thanks guys

Original Post: www.funnyjunk.com/internet+browsing+facts/funny-pictures/4984110/
First Story: www.funnyjunk.com/One+in+the+hand+is+worth+five+online/funny-pictures/4984843/
Second Story: www.funnyjunk.com/The+mother+daughter+tag+team/funny-pictures/4985567/
Third Story: www.funnyjunk.com/Swedish+Erotica/funny-pictures/4985914/

I've received so many thumbs it's not funny. so far all of my posts have hit top spot except for Swedish Erotica which is currently holding second to Mother Daughter Tag Team. You guys are legends. Though I'd still post this stuff even if I only had a handful reading.

inb4 fake story to redeem myself.

Holy **** I made it to first second and third place
in content in one hit. You guys rock.
Figured I' d tell the story about the thankful
youth. Partly because It was my first good deed
as a tech, partly because I kinda need to redeem
myself as a decent person after helping steal an
old man' s porno, but mostly because thanks to
me, most of you are now afraid to let a tech touch
your computer. This story also takes place within
my first two years working as a tech.
slitting at front desk (probably playing
minesweeper)
vlads walks in with family computer
knot one we sell at this store so clearly not a
warrantying
wwe built a rep as being good at what we do so
we take all kinds of computers
vlads begins her pitch about how she can' t
possibly have viruses
yher family is VERY religious, nobody would do
anything bad on the internet
mmfw only sinners sites have viruses
ttry to explain that any kind of site could have a
virus
sshe won' t have it. Books it in anyway and leaves
aweek later I get given it as it isn' t a warrantying
ccan' t matter too much if the new guy ***** it up
right?
yhave to call the lady to ask for her password for
the admin account
oh my son is the administrator, I' ll have to ask
him when he gets home from school"
gget a call back later RE: password
he asked if you definitely need it"
kkid is reluctant to hand over the password.
bat
her I need it and she demands her son
hand it over.
now before you all go all privacy on me, we had to
back up all the user data to wipe it. I wasn' t being
suspect.
enext day we get a call from the son
basks to speak to whoever fixed the computer
did... did you.... is ALL of our stuff backed up?"
told him we got what we could, which was
most of it but he would have to check it himself
aafter the phonecall I sat there for a bit then
decided to find out what he was so concerned
about
ause some software to find hidden folders, or
folders with mass images
ffind the mecca of porn
tthe Ta] of tits
sparse in amazement at the sheer dedication to
collecting images
fimages aren' tjust one pic per file
***** is arranged into collages
knot a single ****** up thing amongst it.
anobody is taking a **** , nobody is pissing on in or
through anything
ait' s all just quality naked women, *******
couples, and close ups of vajayjays
tthis kid had poured some hours into finding,
sorting, and hiding this ****
side story: when I was 15 we figured out the local
news agency tore the covers off dirty magazines
and binned the rest of it each Tuesday afternoon.
So Tuesday night we would go down, dig through
the bin and take home top quality x rated
magazines minus their covers. I once had a really
top quality pull on the old morgan in the
bathroom while I was home alone, then in my
confusion, left the magazine on the
bathroom sink. 4 hours later standing on a parade
ground at Air Cadets it dawned on me that I had
left an X rated magazine covered in , on
the counter for mum to find. My stomach didn' t
drop, it ****** self imploded. All of a sudden I was
drenched in sweat and shaking..... I kneww had to
go home to deal with that ********
Back to the main story
constantly feel the guilt, the shame, and the fear
this kid must be feeling right now
vwhat I felt for an hour before going home, he
had felt for a week
Wm not the hero porn deserves, but the hero it
needs
suecide to mass dump all data from the
computer into one folder on the new main
administrator desktop
ttake all of the porn, go to the programs folder,
a folder with a fake program name, call it
Adobe Backup
Pedobe don' t deal in backup software but she
won' t know that
four more sub folders full of nothing
potash the porn, reset it to hidden folder
week later the mother came in to collect the
computer
sson is with her, can' t be more than 14
kkid looks like he hasn' t slept or eaten in a while
llooks like he could spew at the site of me
yhe stands there like a stunned mullet as I tell his
mother where she can find the data
is it all in that one folder?"
literally everything we could save off the
computer is in that folder ready to sort through"
kkid slumps into the waiting chair and puts his
hands on his head
yhis mother says thanks and heads over to pay
for the computer repair at the cashier
sshe calls for him to hurry up and carry the
computer
Tories to pick up the computer, can' t because my
hand is on it and he doesn' t want to look me in
the eye
hey, all YOUR pictures are in the
programs folder under Adobe Backup"
kkid pauses for a moment.
what pics"
ttell him it' s , I saw them, and his mum won' t
find them
yhis mother yells at him to hurry up
yhe takes off, just before he hits the door, turns
to me
oh my god... thankyou”
knever saw them again.
I like to think I saved that kid from weeks at
Sunday school and confessionals telling a priest
what a naughty boy had been, or from being
shunned from his family. I' m no saint and even
my good service doesn' t usually measure up to
above and beyond but sometimes it' s worth it.
Somewhere out there is a kid, now in his early
who was able to fap like the rest of us did, thanks
to me.
Tripscausedthis
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User avatar #399 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#23 - gearshift (01/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
So, you saved the porn of this young child, yet you stole the old man from "Swedish Erotica"'s porn away from him?
User avatar #25 to #23 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
there is balance in the force
User avatar #33 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (31 replies)
and off I go to bed. next story some time in the next 12 hours or so. The worst customer ever is likely to make most of you dickpunch yourself in anger.
User avatar #34 to #33 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
I really did choose a ****** color text didn't I....
#31 - Downey (01/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I actually feel safer giving my porn-stashed computer over to a tech guy to fix now that I know you guys are all so casual about it, and that everyone has mountains of filth on their hard drives.
I actually feel safer giving my porn-stashed computer over to a tech guy to fix now that I know you guys are all so casual about it, and that everyone has mountains of filth on their hard drives.
#48 - jbywalec (01/22/2014) [-]
Kids face when you told him you hide his porn.
Kids face when you told him you hide his porn.
#52 - niggastolemyname (01/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
BUT WAIT HOW DID THE SIDE STORY END?
#17 - alltipswelcome (01/22/2014) [-]
You sir, god damn hero. More stories please!
You sir, god damn hero. More stories please!
User avatar #14 - nevrit (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Great story, but why is the thumb count NaN when I look at it?
#16 to #14 - jokexplain ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
to prevent vote fraud and bandwagons, thumb counts aren't visible on content less than an hour old
#204 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Too long, didn't read...
#56 - darkbambi (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"TajMaFolder of tits"
"TajMaFolder of tits"
#15 - TJmanAWESOME (01/22/2014) [-]
You... are a saint... I hope this kid reads this and fills in the rest of the story so we know if he ever got caught or got the porn back.
You... are a saint... I hope this kid reads this and fills in the rest of the story so we know if he ever got caught or got the porn back.
#47 - savyx (01/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Oh my 						*******					 god, I can't even express the love for your stories.  GifNotRelatedIt'sJustSoPeopleWouldActuallyLookAtMyComment
Oh my ******* god, I can't even express the love for your stories. GifNotRelatedIt'sJustSoPeopleWouldActuallyLookAtMyComment
User avatar #49 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That reminds me of a time I helped out a youngster while working at a call center for appliance repair services.

>Mom calls in says her central air conditioner isn't working at all.
>Go through the basics... "Is the circuit breaker tripped? Furnace on? outdoor unit covered in debris?"
>While she is outdoors checking I ask if the thermostat is set to 'cool'
>She says, "let me have my son check, his bedroom window is open and it's right here by the outdoor unit. He's been in his room with the door shut all day he can do something to help"
>Yells something to him along the lines of check the thermostat
>She says she is smelling some kind of a skunky smell by the unit
>Kid tells her thermostat is fine
>She goes on about the skunky smell
>Asks me if it is possible that a skunk got into the outdoor unit and caused it to break
>Think to myself " **** no, are you retarded"
>Realize... Son's room. Door shut all day. Window open. Skunky smell. Bro is getting high in his bedroom.
>Tell the lady on the phone, "Of course a skunk could get in there. That is the most common problem with air conditioners. That must be exactly where that smell is coming from."
>Send a truck out to fix it
>Good luck, kid
#166 - bigbaddrag (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"tell the priest what a naughty boy you've been"   
   
that seems like it could backfire
"tell the priest what a naughty boy you've been"

that seems like it could backfire
#12 - metacobalion ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Kids face when porn is saved
Kids face when porn is saved
#32 - radiohazard (01/22/2014) [-]
YFW
#248 - manbearpiglet (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The Silent protector.
#190 - sirbrentcoe (01/22/2014) [-]
<kids face when asked for password
<kids face when asked for password
#29 - logicstrike (01/22/2014) [-]
"no body is taking a **** , nobody is pissing on in or through anything" that got a good laugh out of me, and "taj ma folder of tits" brilliant

as everyone else is saying though you did indeed bro it up and do the right thing
#437 - tehsaxhero (01/23/2014) [-]
This gif sums up OP
This gif sums up OP
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