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#7 - jakuhlope has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #144 to #7 - hjgamer (10/17/2013) [-]
So because Americans don't give a **** about other countries it means we can't care about USA?
User avatar #126 to #7 - drainbramage (10/17/2013) [-]
It's a world affair that people want to take interest in, American news isn't exclusive to America you ******* cum filter.
#123 to #7 - johrny (10/17/2013) [-]
i always love it, when OP sticks the most stupid comment
#166 to #123 - amuzen (10/17/2013) [-]
It's kind of like Hey guys can you believe this little **** ? YO IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHA ***** !
User avatar #149 to #123 - bitchplzzz (10/17/2013) [-]
Actually its kinda gay. Even though I dont agree with said comment
User avatar #150 to #149 - johrny (10/17/2013) [-]
Yea, it is an dick move, but i always have my fun, when people start commenting someone down to ovlivion
User avatar #121 to #7 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Uh oh... You angered the FJ hivemind. Now we must pay witness to the fedora bandwagon army pretending they know anything about history/politics even though this is a site meant for comedy. By the way, I thumbed you up because I thought the swarm is an overreaction and you didn't deserve it.

Btw, there's a Brisbane in California.
User avatar #174 to #121 - thirdjess (10/18/2013) [-]
Is there really a Brisbane in California (I'm from the other Brisbane)? Woah! Learn new things every day.
User avatar #120 to #7 - nidhugg (10/17/2013) [-]
Even if we don't care, the internet will still be full of american stuff.
User avatar #110 to #7 - dragondust (10/17/2013) [-]
Because U.S is 51% of the worlds economy.
#161 to #110 - ExorArgus (10/17/2013) [-]
with china's money
User avatar #165 to #161 - dragondust (10/17/2013) [-]
You're actually dead wrong.
With the federal reserve's money.
#109 to #7 - wolfdogone (10/17/2013) [-]
Why does America have to intervene in other countries' business?   
   
Because it's like high school, only on an international level. We're like the Regina George of nations. Everyone claims to love us, but they hate us behind our back.
Why does America have to intervene in other countries' business?

Because it's like high school, only on an international level. We're like the Regina George of nations. Everyone claims to love us, but they hate us behind our back.
#105 to #7 - sursum (10/17/2013) [-]
We couldn't care less about your domestic issues, do what you will as should be your right, but when you owe so many nations a **** load of money and are about to default on it, it kind of involves all the people your about to **** over.
User avatar #103 to #7 - rakuraimasuta (10/17/2013) [-]
Because what happens to our country has an effect on many other countries.
#98 to #7 - cazabrow (10/17/2013) [-]
Please tell me more about how America doesn't criticize other countries.
User avatar #97 to #7 - markertemp (10/17/2013) [-]
Shall I direct your attention to the War of 1812? Or Vietnam?
#111 to #97 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't know history. The war of 1812 started because Britain kept supplying natives with weapons and they attacked US citizens.
User avatar #112 to #111 - markertemp (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm no History Major, but I know more than this guy up here.
#116 to #112 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
That's the reason FJ is so ****** up. Ignorant children who know nothing about what they're talking about spew **** without backing it up and acting as if it's fact. Only to support the bandwagon.
#95 to #7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
No matter how much you may not like the prospect, everything the US does has global repercussions.
#91 to #7 - wheredahoodat ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I totally agree. The US sucks for intervening in WW I and II.
User avatar #99 to #91 - markertemp (10/17/2013) [-]
Ehh... the World Wars are bad examples. We (yes I'm American, doesn't mean I agree with everything they do) were attacked by Japan in II, so it's only logical to attack back. in I, we were helping out on the sidelines, but remained technically neutral until.... wait for it..... we were attacked.
#101 to #99 - wheredahoodat ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I know they are bad examples, but I'm not going to think of good ones to argue against a statement as retarded as jakuhlope's.
User avatar #106 to #101 - markertemp (10/17/2013) [-]
Fair enough. If you look up a bit, I used 1812 and 'Nam as examples.
#90 to #7 - hudis ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 to #7 - kingkalientwo (10/17/2013) [-]
The pot just called, he says the kettle's a ****** .
#88 to #7 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
bitch i live here and hate this **** you dont think other countries have a right to know and care about what could affect them also america is the type of country that wont just deal with its ******** on its own if it seriously ***** up and gowns down its gonna drag other countries with it so stfu you ignorant piece of ****
User avatar #83 to #7 - ZeGerman (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah because 'murrica is the country that let's other countries do their business...
User avatar #81 to #7 - daniboyi (10/17/2013) [-]
>implying what America does is not shared and has effect on the whole world in general and therefor is our concern.
If america doesn't want other countries to have an input, maybe they should stop sharing it with the whole world.
User avatar #78 to #7 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Because it is hilarious as **** to watch america, the 'greatest country ever' fall apart because of the free healthcare.
User avatar #113 to #78 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
If you think a temporary government shut down is "falling apart" then you're obviously ignorant.
User avatar #153 to #113 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I understand that, I usually find religion/atheism posts and mess around with people on there. No side ever wants to admit they are wrong in an argument, so I just sit there, fuelling the fire.

I personally would rather comment back to someone once they say something, it is rude not to, plus you can learn a thing or two.

The only time you can really complain on the internet though is if there is nothing you can do about it. I'd have an example, but I think you get what I'm trying to say
User avatar #154 to #153 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I usually messed with furfags and various other fantards. The furries really give a reaction you can laugh at. Especially the freaky ones, who are like the majority.

I usually comment back in sadism and keep going to build frustration. It's quite fun milking them that way.
User avatar #155 to #154 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
It eventually gets boring though, so I turn to games afterwards, or just watch something.

One of the girls in my course though is awesome, she is a furry, but makes the fursuit heads, which she can sell for around $500 on average. Aside from that, she is making an online game, and has a lot of the work done. If I remember correctly, she has one of the artists from WoW working to do the artwork for it. Just goes to show that not everybody in a fandom is horrible.
User avatar #158 to #155 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
They spend thousands of dollars on some of those suits. One of the artists from WoW? Lol, what? What is her name then?
User avatar #160 to #158 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
for safety reasons, I cant really share since she is rather young ^^;

When the project turns up on Kickstarter, I will show you it.
User avatar #162 to #160 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought it said she WAS one of the artists. Hmm.. Who is the artists then?

And alright.
User avatar #172 to #162 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Not too sure of the name, I will have to ask her next time I see her unfortunately.
User avatar #114 to #113 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Well the fact that if it went for too long, all government things would be shut down, and eventually be forced to sell to China, kind of makes it feel like its falling apart.

Plus usually when something like this happens, and the congress is panicking, it is usually said to be falling apart.
User avatar #115 to #114 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Many countries are in debt to china. Including many EU countries. So laughing even though you're in the same situation is idiotic.
User avatar #117 to #115 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
So in other words, you are an overly sensitive american who cant handle when a person laughs at your country.
User avatar #118 to #117 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm overly sensitive? Lol, what a ****** . I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy and laughing at you. But I guess your ego is too big to swallow.
#119 to #118 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Going into insults? A classic defence mechanism. Obviously it is your ego who cant handle being laughed at, and you are trying your best to win this conversation that you think is a fight of some sort. Such a kid
User avatar #122 to #119 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Ah, a waboofag. That says it all. Defense mechanism? I'm just stating the obvious. And nice typical "no u" response you have there. So creative. I love it when you kids pretend you're winning even though you lack any sophisticated brainpower to know what you're talking about. You were the one judging first, kid.
User avatar #124 to #122 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
oh wow, you picked up a dictionary? Those are a lot of big words you got there, much more than a child like you could ever learn normally. Also I shall assume you meant weaboo, yet another way to try to attack me personally. I didn't judge first, I was merely saying why I find it funny that america is like this. You were the first one to attack though, so there is a flaw in what you were on about -w-

I would like to argue more but its 3AM here and I have done enough uni work for now.
User avatar #125 to #124 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Haha, I AM a dictionary. I'm sorry if my complex vocabulary is too much for your preteen brain to comprehend. Waboo is another term I use for weaboo. And yes you did, you assumed I'm being "overly sensitive" even though I just love to pick apart egos by pointing out hypocrisies.

>3 AM
>Uni work
User avatar #131 to #125 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
you cant really use another term and hope for everyone to understand what you are on about. Plus all I was doing is laughing at another countries misfortune, something I learned from Americans -w-

And yes, I do have uni work, or rather known as higher education or whatever it is.
User avatar #133 to #131 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Most people I know usually have knowledge of what it means. So you laugh at other countries? Lol, and you claim we're insensitive/heartless. Learned from us? I rarely see Americans bitch at other countries. Maybe years ago, but now it's mostly eurofags.

Hmm.. You aren't even sure of what it's called... Suspicious.
User avatar #135 to #133 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Most people you know would have heard you say it, or other people in your group say it so its obvious that they would hear it. Yes, Americans havent done it recently because nothing too bad has happened lately for them to laugh at, now its time for revenge.

And I am studying at JMC Academy. Students call it uni since its easier to say, but technically its part of the higher education thing. It is a rather great place and by 2015, I should have a bachelor degree. It is pretty awesome. Though you seem to be attacking me, I would recommend going there as you do learn a lot from the courses.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I've seen people outside of my "circle" use it. "Revenge". Oh god.. my sides..

If you knew anything about politics, we have a better chance of recovery than EU does. Because we don't depend as largely on other countries and produce our own currency. EU also run on a system worse than our old articles of confederation. You ridicule me yet want me to go to your school? Lol, what? I'd rather go to higher ranking school here. I also see you're an ausfag. Aus government is even more laughable. Worse internet censorship in the west, and labeling porn with women with flat breasts as CP.
#139 to #136 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
*shrugs* I know the government here sucks, most places suck, doesn't mean I cant laugh at other countries governments.    
   
Plus you really do seem to hold a grudge. What happened to the whole "I like to attack peoples egos"? Looks like you are angrier than you want people to believe. Plus I said you should go because you might learn something interesting, and get a job in a field that is more exciting. But hey, I guess you would rather stay in an 'ordinary' life.    
   
But now I must really be going, I cant stay up all night having a friendly chat with someone    
   
If you want to fuel your ego some more, may I direct you here: www.funnyjunk.com/Makes+Sense/funny-pictures/4842941/   
I bet a lot of people there must be dying to meet you
*shrugs* I know the government here sucks, most places suck, doesn't mean I cant laugh at other countries governments.

Plus you really do seem to hold a grudge. What happened to the whole "I like to attack peoples egos"? Looks like you are angrier than you want people to believe. Plus I said you should go because you might learn something interesting, and get a job in a field that is more exciting. But hey, I guess you would rather stay in an 'ordinary' life.

But now I must really be going, I cant stay up all night having a friendly chat with someone

If you want to fuel your ego some more, may I direct you here: www.funnyjunk.com/Makes+Sense/funny-pictures/4842941/
I bet a lot of people there must be dying to meet you
User avatar #142 to #139 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Angry? Oh no, I'm just naturally aggressive/mean. I do love attacking egos. But if you really want to see jingoistic people, look at canadians. Holy **** you haven't gone fishing for lulz until you try them. Lol, you obviously don't know anything about me. "Ordinary life". That post doesn't have enough lulz.
User avatar #143 to #142 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I actually know a few canadians, they go to the academy with me, rather nice people to be honest. And we have someone like you in the course as well, he is currently failing and no one wants to help him, but he paid for the full course out of his own pocket, so meh, he is down a lot of money.
User avatar #146 to #143 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Lol, most I've seen are assholes/idiots. Especially on fj. There was one that actually had a crush on me, but rejected her. And like me? You don't know much about me to even come up with an assumption like that. People usually came to me for help. Not the other way around.
User avatar #148 to #146 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I meant with the naturally mean part and what I have seen, not really anything else since I don't know you too well.

Also when I said revenge thing earlier, it was mainly for the fact that 90% of americans I know make fun of everything that happens in the world, so I tend to poke a joke here and there to piss off the 90%.

I see you also tried to defend the original comment person. Good for you, sticking up for your country. I respect that.
User avatar #151 to #148 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Eh, I can get like that with people I don't know or care about especially when there's a lot of hypocrisy/stupidity in the page.

Most of them on here usually keep to themselves or don't stick up for themselves.

A lot of people stick up for their countries. A great captain always goes down with his ship, as the old saying goes. Better trying to improve the place instead of whining/bitching about it on the internet.
User avatar #76 to #7 - splendiddust (10/17/2013) [-]
BECAUSE WE LIKE TO LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE
User avatar #71 to #7 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Because I have many friends in America.
If America goes to **** , my friends lives might go to **** .
And thats bad.
User avatar #67 to #7 - thalfak (10/17/2013) [-]
Because USA is the second largest economy According to Cia... and it effects other countries. Probably Australia as well.
#107 to #67 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
well USA is the largest economy of any country. (since USA is just ONE country)
however, European Union has higher GPD (by a hair). EU has 28 different countries in it.
So you are saying that 28 countries added together have just a tiny bit higher GPD than the USA?
maybe, but let's not forget about thier debts either (debt-to-GDP) : UK has 406% , Germany has 142%, France 182%, Spain 167%, Netherlands 344% (highest income countries in EU)
USA has 106% only. and USA is creditor, it has countries owing more than 60% of it's own debt (but we don't count that here... just saying)

My point is. You can't compare 28 countries to just one. EU is not a country. Out of any country USA has the "largest economy"
#65 to #7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
The ************* irony......
#62 to #7 - weefee (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 to #7 - misteranderson (10/17/2013) [-]
>mfw America is the prime example of a country having an input on a country that isn't their own

User avatar #57 to #7 - kirkbot (10/17/2013) [-]
firstly because America has a much too big influence on the world stock market and all that
secondly USA does this all the time. Why else would you be wagin war in the middle east right now
#56 to #7 - hellomynameisbill (10/17/2013) [-]
you guys have the biggest media in the world
User avatar #157 to #56 - dsrtpnk (10/17/2013) [-]
Doesn't Europe CHOOSE to put American media on it's TV and radio stations 24/7?

So bitching about too much American culture would be your own damn fault for allowing it to constantly flow into your country?
User avatar #177 to #157 - hellomynameisbill (10/19/2013) [-]
we mostly hear of your political struggles via the internet, that happens to be dominated by american media
#52 to #7 - thirdjess (10/17/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up but only because you're so damn stupid it made me laugh.
Thumbed you up but only because you're so damn stupid it made me laugh.
#51 to #7 - grapefruity (10/17/2013) [-]
America is pretty damn concerned with what goes on in the middle east. I don't think you are in a position to make that argument.   
   
Also, it is a 						*******					 joke, people poke fun.
America is pretty damn concerned with what goes on in the middle east. I don't think you are in a position to make that argument.

Also, it is a ******* joke, people poke fun.
#48 to #7 - tiredandhungry ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
You must be fun in the neighbourhood watch.    
   
'Honey, I think the girl next door's being brutally murdered...'   
'Who cares? It's not our concern'   
   
Unrelated pic
You must be fun in the neighbourhood watch.

'Honey, I think the girl next door's being brutally murdered...'
'Who cares? It's not our concern'

Unrelated pic
User avatar #43 to #7 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't understand why this is getting so much hate.

You don't see Americans dressed as zombie Big Ben and holding signs that say "no brains in parliament"
User avatar #54 to #43 - anotherponyaccount (10/17/2013) [-]
But Australia does suck America's dick pretty hard
User avatar #94 to #54 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
Australia has political problems of it's own, they can leave us the **** alone.
User avatar #175 to #94 - anotherponyaccount (10/18/2013) [-]
Australia logic
> ANZUS (Australia, New Zealand, United States)
> America tries to abuse this in their favour
> New Zealand declines
> Australia: Better kick them out of the team if they're gonna have an opinion
(At least that's how I was taught it happened)
#41 to #7 - suckerfish (10/17/2013) [-]
>Why do countries always have an input on a country that isn't their own?

>even though America cant keep its dick in its pants

>posting a serious opinion on the internet, let alone funnyjunk

3/10 i hope autism is curable someday
#39 to #7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
It concerns Australian's because your country who is run my the FED, owned by Israel and protected by Mossad has it's F-ucking hands in everything, including our OWN pockets. Your country is operated by money-photo-copying-counterfieting-theives, who sell your debt to China, who are mass moving in over here and buying all of YOUR state assets. Welcome to the brave new world idiot.
User avatar #38 to #7 - halloweenwillcome (10/17/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random comment #11 posted by rokulda at Best Dj ** :
oh thanks
User avatar #168 to #38 - rokulda ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
MY COMMENT
#32 to #7 - widsquard (10/17/2013) [-]
have you ever heard he word "economy"?
User avatar #30 to #7 - hammywh (10/17/2013) [-]
and yet the US sticks its dick into everyone else's business
#55 to #30 - anotherponyaccount (10/17/2013) [-]
I think you mean "Sticks its freedom"
But in all seriousness I know what you're getting at
User avatar #73 to #55 - lordmoldywart (10/17/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #27 to #7 - quadrilateral (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, probably something to do with the fact that when a major country experiences something as big as a government shutdown, the whole world can be changed depending on what happens with it.
User avatar #19 to #7 - threeeighteen (10/17/2013) [-]
Because our two countries are best buds, have been since WWII at least.
#18 to #7 - redredemer (10/17/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait...an American is complaining about other countries getting in their business...how ironic
#15 to #7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
you don't actually realize how powerful the US is, do you? we are one of the world's great powers. Arguably we are the most powerful country in the world. Why wouldn't they keep tabs on us? If i was another country i'd keep close tabs on the US so when they finally lose power the resulting ********* wouldn't take me by surprise.
#11 to #7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
What kinda complaint is that? "I don't like that other people have opinions on things." What kind of sad, angry creature are you?
User avatar #10 to #7 - Zeigh ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
So no one can have an opinion about an issue unless that issue directly affects them?
User avatar #93 to #10 - zaiopeperse (10/17/2013) [-]
which this does, may I add
#8 to #7 - Visual (10/17/2013) [-]
Because everyone in Congress deserves to have their jobs taken away and be thrown in prison.
Because everyone in Congress deserves to have their jobs taken away and be thrown in prison.
#82 to #8 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
while i agree with most of what you're saying, it's not the ENTIRETY of congress.... just most of it, ron paul, and a couple others of the libertarian party might actually be able to help....
User avatar #35 to #8 - stealingbikes (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes. A thousand times YES!
User avatar #20 to #8 - threeeighteen (10/17/2013) [-]
Could save time and just hang them.
User avatar #17 to #8 - strikingeight (10/17/2013) [-]
1st Obama, then congress.
User avatar #63 to #17 - cumbersome (10/17/2013) [-]
You can't blame Obama for this one, he doesn't have a say in the federal budget until it's been fully drawn out by congress.
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#159 to #9 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
STUPID ****
User avatar #28 to #9 - quadrilateral (10/17/2013) [-]
>American citizens
>real control over the actions of congress
top lel
#12 to #9 - rimjobmcgee (10/17/2013) [-]
He said he attends it every year, but there is the chance he is an american that just travels there for the event and a vacation. There's the fact the entire world nearly enjoys poking fun out how far america is falling. Then there's the fact that with america as a super power, what happens majorly in the US like this, will effect most of the world in one way or another
#42 to #13 - tacticalbacon (10/17/2013) [-]
I learned about this in Civics class the other day.
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