The REAL Man of Steel. Don't be gentle, thumb honestly. Is this even funny to you guys, or am I as alone as I think I am? OC, if that even means anymore... Needs more Mussolini man of steel Dear Father Uncle Joe Red Tsar
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - etiology
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Well, while I'm not defending Stalin's less than humanistic approaches to dealing with people; the man did have Russia catch up 100 years to where most off Western Europe was in about 10 years; so that's really saying something.
User avatar #5 to #3 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Also the fact that his nickname was "Man of Steel". Hence my reason for making the picture.
User avatar #6 to #5 - etiology
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And hence the green thumb!
User avatar #9 to #6 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Much appreciated, kind sir!
#10 to #3 - soundofwinter
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To do so he had to abuse the non Russian parts of the federation. It wasn't that Stalin was a success it's that he was stealing from the other parts of the USSR and giving to Russia. He was merely stealing success.
User avatar #13 to #10 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Success has to come from somewhere, why not the weak kids?
#16 to #13 - soundofwinter
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I suppose Italy tried the same thing...Though we beat up the neighbor kids, not our siblings!
I suppose Italy tried the same thing...Though we beat up the neighbor kids, not our siblings!
User avatar #18 to #16 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Beating on your siblings is okay, but beating on neighbor kids who don't know you well is what gets you into trouble.
#19 to #18 - soundofwinter
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I think it's better to beat up the neighbor kid than to steal food from your brother until he dies of starvation
User avatar #20 to #19 - ThaDocta [OP]
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You say that, but your very country was built on the legend of Romulus, who killed his brother Remus and named the newly founded city of Rome after himself.
#21 to #20 - soundofwinter
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A. That's just a story, never happened
B. The modern Kingdom of Italy wasn't formed for over 1000 years after Rome fell
C. Rome wasn't even originally in the Kingdom of Italy
User avatar #22 to #21 - ThaDocta [OP]
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****. I didn't expect anyone on Funnyjunk to actually know history. I gambled on your ignorance, and my bluff was called. Foiled again.
#23 to #22 - soundofwinter
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Another glorious victory for ll Duce
User avatar #24 to #23 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Glory be to he
#25 to #24 - soundofwinter
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Would you like to join the club
#26 to #25 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Fool, I'm already the chapter president.
#1 - soundofwinter
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Needs more Mussolini
User avatar #2 to #1 - ThaDocta [OP]
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I was going to meld Benito's face into his biceps and have it read "Musclini", but I thought there'd be too much going on if I did that. I now regret my decision.
#4 to #2 - soundofwinter
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How could you forget me, the not-so-silent watchman of funnyjunk, Mussolini
User avatar #7 to #4 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Oh Benito, you just happened to be the lesser of three evils at the time.
#8 to #7 - soundofwinter
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Technically I'm the worst, I gave Hitler all of his ideas even though I thought he was an idiot.
Technically I'm the worst, I gave Hitler all of his ideas even though I thought he was an idiot.
User avatar #11 to #8 - ThaDocta [OP]
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But his name was easier to say and his mustache was killer. He was the poster child for genocide, you were just the guy that did the real work so he could take the credit. My condolences.
#12 to #11 - soundofwinter
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In the end, I am the victor

other than the fact I was hanged to death.
User avatar #14 to #12 - ThaDocta [OP]
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Truly a champion among men.
#17 to #14 - soundofwinter
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But I live on! In a dusty old Italian calculator connected to a dial up modem that only has access to funnyjunk
User avatar #15 to #2 - etiology
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You should do it anyway, and see how it turns out; and post it as a reply. I'd be interested in seeing that.
#28 - anon id: d18d4e06
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We all need Adolf Hitler the Super Saiyan
well this Idea came out of me because of Superman vs Goku
#27 - konradkurze
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CAPTAIN COMMUNISM