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The Queen. . A soon to be newlywed peuple invited the Queen to their wedding as a joke; she chewed up / in we " Renee 1 amarinth w more Can you imagine the con

A soon to be newlywed peuple invited the
Queen to their wedding as a joke; she
chewed up /
in we " Renee 1 amarinth w more
Can you imagine the con Hen tthought?
C/ u een: f hr going
Queero: f' going f want cake
Chief :
Queen:
Chiefy: restaff:
Queen: f want cake

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#1 - anon id: d9a37fd6

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(08/13/2014) [-]

can't wait till this ancient british piece of **** dies then we can watch all the britfags cry like the little bitches they are

**** YEAH AMERICA

#16 to #1 - muthsera

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(08/13/2014) [-]

What a massive cuntwad

#11 to #1 - anon id: 90d0909b

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(08/13/2014) [-]

The Americans care more. They cared more about the Royal Wedding, they'll care more when the Queen croaks. The only reason I'll care is because of how weird coins and notes will look with William on them.

#55 to #11 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

this seems like a sad comment on the apathy of British people on their historical heritage, though I'm not one to talk since i live in the USA and think the idea of a Royal family and lords/ladies is cools as that is far from the case where i live.

#71 to #55 - kristovsky

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(08/13/2014) [-]

The thing is, historically royalty has been somewhat troublesome for the common folk. I would think that a lesson that folks of the colonies are very familiar with.

#53 to #11 - chrisel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Not Prince Charles?

#56 to #53 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Charles is first in the line of succession, it's just a waiting game to see who dies first, him or the queen, if Charles dies first then it's William.

#57 to #56 - chrisel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

But the queen is older, she would probably die first. Right?

#68 to #57 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

assuming Charles doesn't die of heart attack, disease, or some other accident or unnatural death, it's hard to tell with people who are considered high public figures.

#31 to #1 - lordlucifer

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(08/13/2014) [-]

most of us dont give a **** about the queen mate

#51 to #1 - chrisel

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#75 to #1 - anon id: 0ab1d569

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I kinda agree with anon

#80 to #1 - hillbillypowpow

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(08/13/2014) [-]

The queen isn't going to die you stupid ****.

#98 to #1 - anon id: 3f74e294

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(08/13/2014) [-]

closest I've seen anyone come to the -400 thumb count. Slightly impressed, but still ******* of an anon.

#3 to #1 - littleliz

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(08/13/2014) [-]

i really love america but you fail to remember where most of us came from

#22 to #1 - greatgranpapy

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(08/13/2014) [-]

#23 to #1 - fagnut

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Lol, anons know exactly what to say to get a whole website to rustle their jimmies...

#38 to #1 - Tyranitar

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(08/13/2014) [-]

You're the reason the British hate us.

#82 to #38 - lolzordz

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(08/13/2014) [-]

we dont hate you guys

#43 to #1 - crappants

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#58 to #43 - broswagonist

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#8 to #1 - wedgehead

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(08/13/2014) [-]

#108 to #1 - anon id: 62be4a40

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Gr8 b8 m8 i'd r8 8/8 but you're a fag8

#107 to #1 - ribocoon

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Go away anon

#27 to #1 - baditch

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Gr8 b8 m8. No h8 I'll r8 it an 8. now I have a d8 with k8 who is 8. I best not be l8 or she'll be ir8. My prost8 will be in a bad st8 if we don't procre8.

#83 to #1 - lolzordz

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(08/13/2014) [-]

ur a ryt cheeky cunt m8

#119 to #1 - chocolatewhite

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(08/14/2014) [-]

This must be Australia trying to spark a war.

#79 to #1 - TigerMann

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Who let this one out of it's cage?
America doesn't think that way at all mate. The Queen's respected probably everywhere, and the US is no exception.

#115 to #1 - alphadolan

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(08/13/2014) [-]

You're porbably the guy who beat the **** out of Christy Mack

#72 to #1 - MacDaed

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(08/13/2014) [-]

an we establish that this guy probly isn't American?

#70 to #1 - kristovsky

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#34 to #1 - anon id: fbfe68f1

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Ah-murrika*

#67 to #1 - Jameshaich

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(08/13/2014) [-]

> implying half of britain would be upset

#14 to #1 - anon id: f8b533e6

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(08/13/2014) [-]

speaking as an Englishman i can say with great accuracy that royalists, true royalists are rare and far between and usually found among the higher classes and people who still think Britain is a great and powerful nation and not the cesspool is has become
and i hope one day we abdicate the royal family

#48 to #14 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

i hope you don't Great Britain isn't the only country with a monarch figurehead. It has more to do with preserving cultural heritage than actual political enforcement. mind you i don't think all the power should go back to the royal family but so long as the status of the government remains them making decisions and the royal family formally "recognizing" the law stays the same i think it's kinda cool.

#59 to #48 - ryarhuvel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Technically the pope is a monarch, and Vatican City is a country.

#66 to #59 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

which is why the UN recognizes the pope who leads the christian faith but not the Holy sea (the seat of the pope) which represents the power of the king for the vatican. it's an interesting conundrum since the UN refuses to recognize any country with a ruling monarch.

#61 to #1 - loonquawl

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(08/13/2014) [-]

WTF is wrong with you?
We don't have anything against the Queen here.

#10 to #1 - anon id: 0d547267

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(08/13/2014) [-]

shes queen of america, too.

#62 to #10 - anon id: 25656cf8

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Ya ain't from around here, are ya, boy?

#52 to #10 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

no... no she's not.... she was queen of the British controlled American colonies for a while until due to monarchies tendency of taxing the people out of all money added to the thought that British colonies had no right to be heard in British government so they couldn't even complain formally that war was slowly sparked. Even then it wasn't until Monroe's presidency when America was invaded by out of control native Americans and British privateers that America invaded Florida (then a Spanish colony) burned British ships and killed many Indians that Monroe passed the a bill (the Monroe Doctrine?) that declared the US did not recognize any European claim on American land, and offered to buy Florida from Spain (a deal they jumped at since Spain was simply ignoring the fact that Florida even existed.)

#128 to #1 - anon id: 6c4b36e7

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(08/15/2014) [-]

must....resist....urge.....to....feed....obvious....troll....

#2 to #1 - kalima

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(08/13/2014) [-]

No, not even most of us 'Real' Americans feel this way, I am sorry Great Britain.

#6 to #2 - djlite

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Oz too will mourn the loss of the queen. I think. Probably... I will. Good monarchs are good for economy (no money wastage on election advertisements) and stability, the countries policies are unlikely to drastically change each four years.

#35 to #6 - imnotkickthecat

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Yea, ******* monarch deaths suck. -1 stability is annoying as **** no matter what nation you play as.

#54 to #35 - chrisel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Oh look.

#94 to #54 - jdizzleoffthehizzl

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(08/13/2014) [-]

This is that EU 4 right?

#96 to #94 - chrisel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Europa Universalis IV.

#97 to #96 - jdizzleoffthehizzl

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Yeah that! You recommend it?

#102 to #97 - chrisel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Yeah, if you like real time strategy then this is a great game, I do recomand buying it from steam because you can easily download mods if it starts to get boring after let's say 300 hours plus you get a free dlc and with that you can easily get another 300 hours out of it. If I remember correctly I have around 630 hours registered.

#15 to #6 - muthsera

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Hear hear mate. She doesn't affect our lives, just the picture on our currency.

#30 to #15 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

wait that's an interesting question, do the British have elections for their parliament? it's a thought that never really occurred to me. Besides in the long run the Queen has very little power in terms of determining laws, i mean yes she still accepts the laws as a show that she still has power, but if she actually tried to exercise power over the military to take control again i think just about everyone would be "uhh.... no."

#37 to #30 - anon id: e59c820d

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(08/13/2014) [-]

"do the British have elections"
Are you serious?

#44 to #37 - anon id: bdc88329

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(08/13/2014) [-]

apologies "do biritsh people vote for a government representative such as but not limited to a prime minister, in a public forum of debate so as the masses can make an informed decision as to who they believe is best fit to represent the interests of the people going into the future" i figured i'd just shorten it to "election"

#40 to #30 - Furubatsu

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(08/13/2014) [-]

We vote for our prime minister

#93 to #2 - anon id: d9a37fd6

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(08/13/2014) [-]

then you're not a real American, faggot.

#81 to #2 - dargent

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Your apologizing about a bad troll?

#78 to #2 - waker

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(08/13/2014) [-]

inb4 you wrote both messages you little sneaky thing

#20 to #2 - heroicdose

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(08/13/2014) [-]

youre right, most of us are totally apathetic to it

#12 - rhaegarsnow

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#100 to #12 - hattheifbatman

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(08/13/2014) [-]

It will make your ass bleed

#87 to #12 - krasnogvardiech

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(08/13/2014) [-]

She has the real one back home.

#110 to #87 - rhaegarsnow

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I wouldn't doubt it.

#7 - demandsgayversion

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(08/13/2014) [-]

If the queen really is that sassy and *********************, I'd like to meet her some day.

#17 to #7 - kasperoster

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(08/13/2014) [-]

There was that dude who kinda broke into the palace to have a chat with the queen, he suceeded, so you can always just break in.

#18 to #17 - spaceturtlecadet

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(08/13/2014) [-]

He did it twice, drunk some wine, accidentally smashed a glass ashtray and tripped a few faulty alarms.

#49 to #18 - deathstare

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(08/13/2014) [-]

"faulty alarms"

#19 to #7 - jellybob

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Just invite her to your wedding

#33 to #7 - keybladewarrior

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Invite her to your wedding.

#76 to #7 - sedativechunk

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Despite the internet making her look like a nasty old bitch, I'm sure she's not really like that in person. She's human like the rest of us.

#74 to #7 - moltendaniel

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(08/13/2014) [-]

the queens a nice woman, my friend and I met her once. we were up sandringham estate (one of the royal families homes) in the public area just outside the visitors area and a little old lady was walking across the grass when she fell over. my friend and I saw and ran over to help her up (she got her leg caught in a rabbit hole and twisted her ankle). we carried her halfway to the visitors centre for first aid and to get them to call an ambulance when a couple employees rushed out and helped.

they took her to the back room and called for her to go to A&E. after that was done we walked back to where we were then started to head to the bus stop to head back home when another old lady walked up to us and thanked us for being "very kind young men" and offered to make us both a cup of tea as she had a thermos full of it on her and apparently a kettle and such in her land rover that she had parked on the side of the road. we declined and thanked her and had a chat with her for a while then went off to the bus stop. about a minute later the old lady had gotten into her land rover and drove off.

not a second after her 3 black range rovers with tinted windows came howling out of nowhere following her. we later found out from one of the employees that it was the queen and that she usually visits the centre when she's in the area.

#13 to #7 - blargchikahonkhonk

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(08/13/2014) [-]

considering she has no real power but still has to visit and turn up to all sorts of political stuff i can imagine she gets very bored of it. From what i have heard she is very sarcastic and sassy for mostly that reason

#130 to #13 - csgtsheep

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(08/17/2014) [-]

She still controls the army. Makes sure to know everything the prime minister is doing each month with a meeting. And has a terrifying pack of bloodthirsty corgis at her disposal. I'd say thats power.

#41 to #7 - ohlookahollybush

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(08/13/2014) [-]

One time, on a long road trip, she ordered a rest stop for her corgis and thought it would be funny to visit a local shop. When the shopkeeper saw her, she said "you look awfully like the queen". The Queen replied "oh, how very reassuring". True story.

#21 to #7 - greatgranpapy

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(08/13/2014) [-]

What would also be funny is if the future King plays a bunch of videogames, and let's say he's playing TF2 or some other mulitplayer. Imagine him ordering his guards to guard him in the game, like a medic being orbited by four soldiers at all times.

#88 to #21 - hillbillypowpow

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I imagine him just getting destroyed by someone and it turns out it's the queen ******* with him and ******** on him in voice chat.

#90 to #88 - elynichujy

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(08/13/2014) [-]

"Oh and next time, take out your own dirty tissues instead of making your servants do it"

#92 to #90 - hillbillypowpow

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(08/13/2014) [-]

"Damnit gran, again?"

#28 - hauntzor

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I think the last time this content was posted, someone in the comments said that the Queen didn't show up specifically for the wedding. She just happened to be in the church and heard that there was a wedding taking place so she just decided to drop by. There wasn't really any commitment involved.

#46 - mankey

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(08/13/2014) [-]

Queen: Philip, we have a wedding invitation from Daphne.....is she one of ours?

Philip: Probably dear.

#112 to #46 - specialops

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(08/13/2014) [-]

goddam he looks like one of em infected from the Last of Us.

#129 to #112 - csgtsheep

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(08/17/2014) [-]

Well he is 93. I'm surprised the chaps still as sane as he is.

#45 - ecto

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#89 - fuckthehabs

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I invited Joe Biden to my graduation party. He replied that he couldn't make it, but congratulated me anyways. Pretty sweet.

#63 - meringueluka

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(08/13/2014) [-]

so, did who else read the queens line in Russel Howards queen voice

#73 to #63 - FrenzyMan

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(08/13/2014) [-]

i thought i was the only one XD

#86 to #73 - Jeff C

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(08/13/2014) [-]

How the **** is your name that blue yet you don't know that xD is the most cancerous thing you could possibly type. Cut the ****

#125 to #86 - FrenzyMan

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#103 to #86 - Gandalfthewhite

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he also watches Russel howard, which is arguable also cancerous

#118 to #63 - natombex

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#39 - saladtongsofdeath

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(08/13/2014) [-]

if i was the bride, i would be on the fence about the queen coming to my wedding... on one hand i its the ******* queen.... on the other, its my day and no one should be able to upstage me

#65 - shinote

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(08/13/2014) [-]

I'm American, but damn I love the queen. I see stuff like this and I find it so hilarious.

Seriously, if I invited the Queen of England as a joke, and she actually showed up, I would probably freak the **** out.

You don't just expect for the Queen to pop in on you like that.

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