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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - pappathethird
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(04/23/2014) [-]
It's okay, as long as they say 'no pedo'
It's okay, as long as they say 'no pedo'
#56 to #3 - afghanautopilot
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 - nekaz
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(04/23/2014) [-]
he's actually a tranpans liberated metrosexual trapped in a childs body
wat do i even use instead of he
#9 to #2 - anon id: a6f43465
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(04/24/2014) [-]
you call them a She-He
User avatar #47 to #2 - areandara
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(04/24/2014) [-]
(s)he
User avatar #62 to #2 - tegz
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(04/24/2014) [-]
That free spirit?
User avatar #67 to #2 - bobindun
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Actually "he" could also be refered to as "Marklar"
User avatar #19 to #2 - nought
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(04/24/2014) [-]
you insensitive faggot. Obviously tplms(III)+.
#4 to #2 - vorarephilia
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Just make up words. it's what they do.
Just make up words. it's what they do.
#10 to #2 - lunchtablemafia
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(04/24/2014) [-]
"my preferred pronouns are 'blerk' and 'xsxzsz'."
User avatar #13 to #10 - ohhh
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(04/24/2014) [-]
xsrfx- **** it, just call the kid a "it".
#5 - benschien
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(04/23/2014) [-]
put this incest-loving kid behind bars and never let him out. next time he might not be so polite to ask for consent
#28 to #5 - juter
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(04/24/2014) [-]
My face before I noticed the sarcasm.
#11 to #5 - mastercolossus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**
i dislike that face for reasons.
#23 to #11 - angelojuusan
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**angelojuusan rolled image** what's with all the sweet rolls in this thread?!
#40 to #23 - sonnyboii
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**sonnyboii rolled image**

Woah you also got one
#25 to #23 - mastercolossus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**
because www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
#29 to #11 - juter
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(04/24/2014) [-]
What about this one?
#30 to #29 - mastercolossus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**
yfw i tell you to roll.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
#31 to #30 - juter
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(04/24/2014) [-]
How about this one?
#6 - youborn
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(04/23/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** ***** stole my bed
User avatar #8 to #6 - angreif
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(04/24/2014) [-]
That's... oddly fitting
#51 to #6 - kaboomz
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(04/24/2014) [-]
dat image
#12 to #6 - braindeadmetalhead
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(04/24/2014) [-]
#18 - swadow
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**swadow rolled image** HFW he walks in on the dirty.
User avatar #20 to #18 - tacticalbacon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
sweet roll
#24 to #18 - nibbero
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(04/24/2014) [-]
My loot!
#26 - silverlance
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(04/24/2014) [-]
Why is that website a thing?
#36 to #26 - sirbrentcoe
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(04/24/2014) [-]
because watching puffed up morons latch onto stupid stories without doing any research, and seeing people believe anything that they read is pretty funny. might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it's pretty amusing to some.
because watching puffed up morons latch onto stupid stories without doing any research, and seeing people believe anything that they read is pretty funny. might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it's pretty amusing to some.
#27 to #26 - juter
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Because it's funny as hell.
User avatar #32 to #26 - TwiztidNinja
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Because everyone outside of America understands satire.
User avatar #34 to #32 - mountaindewkie
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I am from American I understand Satire
User avatar #35 to #34 - ninjaroo
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(04/24/2014) [-]
He didn't say people in America don't understand satire, he said that everyone outside of America does.
User avatar #68 to #34 - mrtoxiic
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Gratz
User avatar #50 to #34 - TwiztidNinja
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(04/24/2014) [-]
That is just super pal.
User avatar #60 to #32 - demandsgayversion
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(04/24/2014) [-]
That explains the dull humor.
#42 - BluTheFawx
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Dammit Denny you can naat sleep with us
Dammit Denny you can naat sleep with us
#46 to #42 - bigshowsteveo
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(04/24/2014) [-]
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#49 to #46 - magerogue
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(04/24/2014) [-]
O HAI DOGE
#1 - atrocitustheking
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(04/23/2014) [-]
Oh Onion, how I love you.
#61 to #1 - chupiter
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I get such a warm and fuzzy feeling from seeing David Mitchell laughing heartily.
User avatar #71 to #61 - dapokekid [OP]
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I get more of a bat **** insane vibe but okay
#22 - therealslimdavey
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I was really confused until I say the onion.
#37 - anon id: cba9b62b
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Wait, a six year old that asks to sleep with the parents is basically "I am scared help me fall asleep".
hmmm, what a pointless post.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dancingdoggy
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Onion.