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L. NSA 10: 05 AM
Messages
Just infiltrated a game
called Counterstrike. It
seems that at least half
the players are active
terrorists!
Greatbow, Johnson.
This could be a
goldmine.
Thanks, Jackson.
This' ll show everyone
that this work is
valuable and not "totally
pointless."
Hold up - new match is
starting and... dear god.
I' been recruited. I' m
on the terrorists' side!
Incredible, just
incredible, Johnson. Go
along with their actions -
you' ll be our sleeper
Learn
everything you can and
report back.
Will do, chief. If
something happens to
me.. tell my wife and
kids I love them.
Uh, you’ re on your
computer at your home,
you can probably tell
them yourself.
GOT A MAJOR
PROBLEM, CHIEF!
What is it, Johnson?
Members of the
opposing team have
begun calling me
homosexual slurs.
is NOT
friendly towards gay
people. Are the
terrorists suspicious?
They are not happy
with me.
Although their main
complaint seems to be
how I keep spinning in
circles and firing wildly
into the air instead of
any questions about my
sexual preferences.
Wait a sec -
SIR, THEY' RE
CALLING ME A
NOOB."
REPEAT: THEY ARE
CALLING ME A
is that some kind of
terrorist slang?!
Either that or a
homophone for Nube,
the Latin name for
Nephera, a figure from
the tale of and
Helle.
Dammit, Johnson, you
need to blend in, not act
like a cloud nymph. Get
a hold of yourself!
Got the controls figured
out. I' m with a squad
moving forward and
OH GOD NO
What happened?!
L.. l killed a member of
the
force. I had no choice -
it would have aroused
too much suspicion to
do otherwise.
Well, you did what you
had to do to maintain
your cover. I' m sure you
were merciful and quick.
I shot him like 8 times
in his dick, then stabbed
him in the face.
Then I teabagged him
a bunch.
this is the price of
freedom. Godspeed,
agent.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ianmcgunny
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**ianmcgunny rolled user electraheart **
User avatar #8 to #1 - brucekillah
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**brucekillah rolls 433**
#9 to #8 - ianmcgunny
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#16 to #8 - anon id: 6249165d
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**anonymous rolls 0**
User avatar #39 to #16 - wotterpatch
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did he roll the number of thumbs he'll get?
#47 to #39 - anon id: bf26828c
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Well seems like he didn't!
User avatar #48 to #47 - wotterpatch
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bastard messed it up
User avatar #45 to #8 - runescapewasgood
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**runescapewasgood rolls 335** who the **** do you think you are trying to steal my trips?
#63 to #45 - ianmcgunny
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User avatar #86 to #45 - brettyht
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just to be fair, you stole his dubs
User avatar #58 to #45 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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Your name means so much to me.
User avatar #62 to #58 - runescapewasgood
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lol yeah
same for me
#38 - davidteninch
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Glorious.
#99 to #38 - imnotkickthecat
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#5 - TheHutchie
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"A cloud nymph". Why is that so funny?
User avatar #6 to #5 - brucekillah
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cuz originality
#10 - sirbrentcoe
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well, that made my day. thanks.
User avatar #37 to #10 - Alchemyst
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".....Caaaaaaaarl, that kills people!"
User avatar #2 - godqueso
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oh yeah a guy can just pick up counter strike and get a kill. doubtful
#3 to #2 - anon id: 681fa9a9
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Just stop, Counterstrike isn't a super elite game.
User avatar #4 to #3 - godqueso
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you obviously never seen me play counter-strike
User avatar #7 to #4 - brucekillah
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Youve obviously got no clue that no one cares
User avatar #24 to #4 - hydromatic
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Don't cut yourselves on those edges.
User avatar #119 to #2 - mondominiman
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I suck at counter strike, i'm sure if I played more I could finish a match. I'm damn good at TF2 though.
User avatar #111 to #2 - bothemastaofall
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i have like 15 hours in counter strike
I'm ranked gold. It's a shooter. not that difficult
User avatar #120 to #111 - germed
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That's csgo, I personally hate csgo, but it is undoubtedly a million times easier than 1.6 and css. Right now I've got 2400 hours on css and still get thrashed on a random pug sometimes. csgo is turning into an autistic preb-fest just like tf2 did and I'm glad i never got into it, it's only a matter of time until it goes f2p.
User avatar #121 to #120 - lolme
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Comming from someone with 3k ingame hours in CSS, I do not agree with you at all. CSGO being easier is the most elite ******** I've heard. You have to adept, like all the other players of go have, if you want to win. I've currently got 1.3k go hours and 3k css so I know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #129 to #121 - germed
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It's got nothing to do with being "elite" different games have different playerbases, cs go has a much larger playerbase and has a lot more new players.
I don't want to adapt, cs go is an abomination to the cs series, it's literally cod without respawn, the mechanics are plain stupid and it doesn't have the same flow as 1.6 and css so I just consider it another generic fps that gets shat out every year by big game corporations.

I could honestly go on forever about everything wrong with cs go, but it's pointless arguing with people on this site, so I don't.
User avatar #131 to #129 - lolme
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It's a good thing you decided not to, because you would've wasted your time trying to explain what's wrong when you obviously have no clue what you're talking about. "COD without respawn" hah, worst comparison this year.
User avatar #123 to #111 - lolme
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I'll tell you why. The ranking system sets you up with bad people, being ranked gold is nothing impressive, infact it's a really bad rank. (Sorry to burst your bubble.) The worse you play, the worse players you meet. And vice versa.
User avatar #126 to #123 - bothemastaofall
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idgaf i have 15 hours in
User avatar #127 to #126 - lolme
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Was just trying to explain that the game seems easy to you cause you're basically playing it on easy difficulty.
#12 to #2 - captnnorway
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I played Counter Strike before I knew English. I had no idea who were friendly or enemy, nor the objective of the game. Yet it wasn't hard to get a single kill. I'm not saying I'm a pro or anything, I definitely isn't. My K/D in cod is 1.1 last time I checked. Didn't win against amateur in fifa. I'm stuck at the last boss in Skyward Sword. Couldn't get past the first boss in Need for Speed Carbon. Well this made me a bit sad really, but what I tried to get through was that Counter Strike isn't a hardcore game.
#35 to #12 - thecrayzeeman
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"Couldn't get past the first boss in NFS Carbon."

Damn son.
#36 to #35 - captnnorway
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I'm probably the most casual guy on this site
I'm probably the most casual guy on this site
#44 to #36 - zombiealah
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#17 - anon id: 6249165d
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**anonymous rolled user snowshark **
#18 to #17 - snowshark
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You rang?
#19 to #18 - turbotank
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**turbotank rolled user almaster ** hope this works
User avatar #140 to #19 - almaster
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hi
#22 - soldiertwo
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this is actually pretty funny....
this is actually pretty funny....
#73 - thequickster
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#130 to #73 - PadreRasta
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A friend showed me an app that allows taking pictures of screens, and it had the option to scroll the screen to take bigger screenshots.    
But that content was just made with ad online tool, so that doesn't matter.
A friend showed me an app that allows taking pictures of screens, and it had the option to scroll the screen to take bigger screenshots.
But that content was just made with ad online tool, so that doesn't matter.
#78 to #73 - thasmackdown **User deleted account**
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Ha, the relevance of your image makes it funny for me.
#80 to #78 - thequickster
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#66 to #49 - anon id: 5d54b5d3
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User avatar #54 to #49 - maffi
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It does not matter if you read posts or not, it is your choice and nobody cares.
#76 to #49 - vissova
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Don't be so lazy.
Don't be so lazy.
#56 to #49 - fizzor
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I feel like now you're just being desperate.
#53 to #49 - daynox
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Did you just comment on two posts in a row using Simon Cowell to complain about your inability to read?
User avatar #55 to #53 - bdowns
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He has complained about reading on every post. He wants a pink username
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