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The NSA infiltrates Counter Strike

L. NSA 10: 05 AM
Messages
Just infiltrated a game
called Counterstrike. It
seems that at least half
the players are active
terrorists!
Greatbow, Johnson.
This could be a
goldmine.
Thanks, Jackson.
This' ll show everyone
that this work is
valuable and not "totally
pointless."
Hold up - new match is
starting and... dear god.
I' been recruited. I' m
on the terrorists' side!
Incredible, just
incredible, Johnson. Go
along with their actions -
you' ll be our sleeper
Learn
everything you can and
report back.
Will do, chief. If
something happens to
me.. tell my wife and
kids I love them.
Uh, you’ re on your
computer at your home,
you can probably tell
them yourself.
GOT A MAJOR
PROBLEM, CHIEF!
What is it, Johnson?
Members of the
opposing team have
begun calling me
homosexual slurs.
is NOT
friendly towards gay
people. Are the
terrorists suspicious?
They are not happy
with me.
Although their main
complaint seems to be
how I keep spinning in
circles and firing wildly
into the air instead of
any questions about my
sexual preferences.
Wait a sec -
SIR, THEY' RE
CALLING ME A
NOOB."
REPEAT: THEY ARE
CALLING ME A
is that some kind of
terrorist slang?!
Either that or a
homophone for Nube,
the Latin name for
Nephera, a figure from
the tale of and
Helle.
Dammit, Johnson, you
need to blend in, not act
like a cloud nymph. Get
a hold of yourself!
Got the controls figured
out. I' m with a squad
moving forward and
OH GOD NO
What happened?!
L.. l killed a member of
the
force. I had no choice -
it would have aroused
too much suspicion to
do otherwise.
Well, you did what you
had to do to maintain
your cover. I' m sure you
were merciful and quick.
I shot him like 8 times
in his dick, then stabbed
him in the face.
Then I teabagged him
a bunch.
this is the price of
freedom. Godspeed,
agent.
...
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#1 - ianmcgunny (12/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**ianmcgunny rolled user electraheart **
#38 - davidteninch (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Glorious.
#5 - TheHutchie (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"A cloud nymph". Why is that so funny?
#10 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well, that made my day. thanks.
User avatar #2 - godqueso (12/11/2013) [+] (17 replies)
oh yeah a guy can just pick up counter strike and get a kill. doubtful
User avatar #7 to #4 - brucekillah (12/11/2013) [-]
Youve obviously got no clue that no one cares
#17 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled user snowshark **
#18 to #17 - snowshark (12/11/2013) [-]
You rang?
#22 - soldiertwo (12/11/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty funny....
this is actually pretty funny....
#73 - thequickster (12/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
+7
#49 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#53 to #49 - daynox (12/12/2013) [-]
Did you just comment on two posts in a row using Simon Cowell to complain about your inability to read?
#40 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [+] (47 replies)
**harrypottergirl rolled user linxustwo ** teabags
#20 - wartroll (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
:')
User avatar #41 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
They pay for WoW accounts. Tax dollars at work.
#11 - sloot (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
inbound counterstrike elitists
#117 - cazabrow ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
HFW killing the counter-terrorist.
User avatar #105 - vodoo (12/12/2013) [-]
lol
+3
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#46 - donaldducksdick (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - itsthatepicperson (12/11/2013) [-]
Godspeed
Godspeed
#21 - yentabear (12/11/2013) [-]
**yentabear rolled user lightingeagle **
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