The NCO. . THE NCO A balloonist in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotters man below. He descendent bit more and shouted, "Excu
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The NCO

THE NCO
A balloonist in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced
altitude and spotters man below. He descendent bit more and
shouted, "Excuse me. can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an hour ago, but I don' t know where I am."
The man below replied, "You' re in a hot air balloon
approximately so feet above the ground. you re between so and In
degrees north latitude and tro degrees west longitude."
You must be a NCO," said the balloonist.
I an "replied the NCO, "How did you know?"
well, “answered the tramp rust, "me rything you told one is,
technically to neat, but We no idea what to make of your
information, and the tact is i' or gill lost. Frankly, you’ are not been
much help at all, if anything, you' delayed matric.
The NCO below responded, "you must be an officer".
l am, "replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?"
Welt, said the NED, "you don' t know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of
hot air. You made a promise which you’ ye no idea how to keep, and
you Bill pact people be neath you to some your problems. The fact is,
you re in exactly the same position you we re in before we met, but
now, somehow, its my fault,
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User avatar #11 - VICTORx (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nearby there's a lance corporal thinking "what the **** , we're a mile west of the city"
User avatar #7 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
reminds me of a scene from a movie called deathwatch

a sergeant gives a private an order.. the private replies 'yes sir', the sgt says "son, dont call me sir, im a sergeant, i work for a living"
#23 - oxYKellark (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 to #1 - lulzdealer (12/01/2013) [-]
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yup. found it in a humour thread.
User avatar #41 - azumeow (12/02/2013) [-]
NCO logic: Give a snarky ******* reply and get pissed when the guy gets annoyed at you, then proceed to insult him.

To be fair, Officer logic: **** up at doing what you were supposed to do, then blame others for not digging you out of your **** hole.

The lesson: Everybody's an asshole sometimes.
User avatar #28 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this type of stuff makes me regret not enlisting.

i hope that i make an excellent officer.
#9 - miwauturu (12/02/2013) [-]
I remember reading this joke, but with Democrats and Republicans taking up the spots.
User avatar #45 - therealtjthemedic (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he asked a combat engineer he would receive a 56 page long technical essay stating the balloon's service height, carrying capacity, ballast reserves and the exact location of the balloon in nautical miles from the coast of Guatemala.
Unfortunately, the engineer would be very distressed that normal troops do not understand his simple manual, and insist they study it further.
User avatar #19 - LtMcG (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm actually good at land nav
User avatar #38 - directasshault (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Heard same joke except with the NCO being the IT department and the person in the weather balloon being management
User avatar #21 - stealingbikes (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So damn true. Speaking from experience and I know I ain't the only one here
User avatar #2 - solidderking (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i wish i knew what NCO means....
User avatar #17 to #6 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Which also means ranks like corporal or sergeant
User avatar #44 - vonspyder (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
31U Signal Support Systems Specialist. HOOAH!
User avatar #43 - zetazayinseven (12/02/2013) [+] (17 replies)
13F10 Fire Support Specialist/ Forward Observer/ Fister
#33 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm a confirm and I can NCO this.
#32 - asdffes (12/02/2013) [-]
LIES!...40/41° north and 60° west is in the Atlantic Ocean.

Regardless, it was funny and representative.
#31 - chainchomp (12/02/2013) [-]
i served for 4 yrs in the military and this 100% accurate
#10 - ceniix (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dont get it thats stupid
#36 - suprmonkey (12/02/2013) [-]
tl:dr
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