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User avatar #4 - faimbot (05/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What im sharing is pretty ****** up so prepare anus.
>Be me
>19 got a new car
>got to show that **** off, inviting friends out, speaker system put through its paces
>decide to go to hotshots (its like a large arcade with bowling alley, adults only after a certain time as they serve drinks and what not)
>Go bowling, one friend reveals only reason he suggested hotshots is the hot girl working there, that was his neighbour growing up
>She was pretty damn good lookin,
>Friend is a complete beta, cant look at her and talk, cant say ANYTHING normal when she is around.
>I decide to talk to her, maybe pave the way for a buddy, but she already has a boyfriend
>We all end up good friends, chatting away about my new car, work, college that kind of **** , her name was Annabelle, we all start hanging out.
>fast forward 4 months, been hanging with her, flirting with her friends, she was into video games, hence the arcade job, she had a few highscores on pacman
>She looks distraught one day, she is usually looking kinda frumpy lately but that day was pretty brutal.
>Beta friend is completely in there, asking if she is ok or does she need anything
>She says its nothing, noone needs to worry
>One of her friends reveals to us she might be having trouble at home with her boyfriend
>Turns out she has bruises on her arms, and most likely more elsewhere.
>Boyfriend has been abusing her, physically. she was distraught because he had actually broken all her stuff in the house, and destroyed most of her clothes.
>last year he broke her arm, she lost two jobs because of him, barely holding onto this one, but she is very good with customer.
>Beta friend getting emotional hearing this, has to leave about to cry.
>Annabelle just wants to be left alone for a while
>Unsure of how to approach this situation
> **** takes a bad turn a few days after
>Boyfriend locked her in a small cupboard in their house for a whole day
>Beta friend can only get silently angry cos boyfriend is a boxer
Continued....
User avatar #3 - tripscausedthis (05/04/2014) [-]
what a slut.
User avatar #9 - mrnpc (05/05/2014) [-]
This hits home for me. I used to be a big beta as a teenager and **** like this, though never as blatant, happened to me a lot
#8 - gux ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
what the 						****					? i would smash the old cousin fag like an enraged caveman if this was me, and what the hell is wrong with that chick? 						****					 like this pisses me off to no end
what the **** ? i would smash the old cousin fag like an enraged caveman if this was me, and what the hell is wrong with that chick? **** like this pisses me off to no end
#2 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
this is really motivating for me. as in it motivates me to never be this beta.    
   
i really hope this story ends with OP like filming old cousin fag doing the dirty and then showing his wife and kids.    
   
<wife and kids faces when they see beta's girl banging old cousin fag
this is really motivating for me. as in it motivates me to never be this beta.

i really hope this story ends with OP like filming old cousin fag doing the dirty and then showing his wife and kids.

<wife and kids faces when they see beta's girl banging old cousin fag
User avatar #1 - nothumbsjustporn (05/04/2014) [-]
That ending isn't of a beta. It took him a while to get there, considering he's known her for so long and she's such a close friend, but he eventually gets to the point of "enough is enough" and gives up on a battle he can't win. He did the right thing, something a man of his principles would do, even if it took him the length of time it did.
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