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The Jews Did This

An individual, on one occasion, informed me that the universe would undoubtedly defeat and take advantage of me with little effort. I am not exactly the most well-maintained and useful implement located in the storage building.

The ill-mannered female creature in question had the appearance of one who is somewhat dim-witted, and was using two of her digital appendages to form the likeness of the twelfth letter of the English alphabet in front of her cranium.

Anyway, the periods of time defined by the revolution of the Earth around its Sun inevitably begin passing, and they never cease to do so. I was given over to be consumed by the regulations and protocols, and at the moment I landed on the surface of the planet, I was already hurriedly traveling on my feet.

It did not appear to be logical to fail to spend my mortality in the pursuit of enjoyment and amusement. While your organ responsible for thought and coordination grows ever sharper and more intelligent, the conglomeration of bones and tissue surrounding it only deteriorates to the point of imbecility.

There is no shortage of activities and ventures to carry out, and a great deal in the world to be witnessed firsthand. Given these facts, is there any moral or practical reason to avoid journeying through remote and little-known paths?

You will not ever find out the truth if you do not venture into such mysterious locales. And you will certainly at no point in time brilliantly emit light if you do not first exhibit a dimmer and more subtle luminescence.

continues its campaign against palestine
all the the ather islamic states jump intj the fray
winning thaugh, and is cutting a wide swath cf death and with campaigns through had, syria, afghanistan, Han, sweden, etc
the midst cf the chaos, the screen peaple* s why mobilizes
Inbafter a mite fact march, dyer a crazy writs arrive m the border of israel
undetected by remaining israeli defenses as they are by this time me thin and gaunt to be seen with the naked eye
artattack israel an in the dead ct night
seamen minteresting powers make them immune tn jewish (the real reasen ********** can' t hit anything)
crumbles in its first with samething vaguely resembling an actual military
satyr's feast cm the wealth cf a defeated mast; fur many this is the first meal ct their entire has
has cf gold cease flowing, the israeli crusades become less and less effective
all the muslims and israelis have killed each ather
slpash has nothing left tn talk smut and shuts dawn farmer, but is still convinced that the entire series of events was just a jewish scheme
band, as always, they' re right
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User avatar #2 - marlton (08/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Naming islamic countries
#5 - unusualmoo (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Can we nuke them afterwards and get a twofer?
#10 - cherubium (08/02/2014) [-]
chuckled at Sweden.
User avatar #6 - Karibookiller ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What is it with all of the ******* animosity towards jews? I don't get it.
User avatar #1 - nimba (08/01/2014) [-]
inb4 some ******** posting "the jews did this" gif
#19 - arcticassassin (08/02/2014) [-]
that description
#18 - micekill (08/02/2014) [-]
#17 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm not necessarily pro-Israel i'm just extremely anti-Islam. Islam is a ******* plague on Earth and needs to be eradicated. Muslims are locusts who destroy every country they mass migrate to before moving onto the next.
User avatar #15 - kittenfarts (08/02/2014) [-]
I was so confused by th description, but then I got to "landed on the surface of the planet, I was hurriedly traveling on my feet."
#3 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
When I finished reading the description, I was a bit sad it was ogre.
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