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PERSONAL DRIVER
tryout are named plus: an, email. or text with gums.
Messages Personal Driver an
What day were you
thinking?
I' m free most
afternoons this week.
OK, that shouldn' t be a
problem as long as it' s
Wednesday or Thursday.
I' m an excellent driver.
I am CDL Bus Settled. I
have driven venous types
of automobiles.
From Hummer Limos, and
40 Foot Buses to sports
cars.
Bean driving for about 30
years.
No problem at all. I usually
drive my clients at night
And no glasses required.
My vision is 20/ 20.
Now I' m a little curious.
Why exactly do you need
a driver?
I hope you don' t mind me
saying this, but this all
sounds suspicious
Well, first you ask me if I' m
a good driver at high
speeds then you tell me
you' re just visiting an old
friend in the middle of the
night at a gas station?
Technically illegal?
Forget l. I' m going to have
to pass.
And you will pay me
double my hourly rate?
Fine. I' ll need you to pay
me upfront.
Just so I know nothing
funny is going on.
Text me again and I' m
sending this convo straight
to the police.
...
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Submitted: 01/17/2014
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User avatar #1 - majormoron (01/17/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I really dont understand why people get so serious about this kind of stuff. 9/10 times iRL this is a joke. Lighten up.
User avatar #3 to #1 - lech ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Because some people have jobs
#11 - lolidontcare (01/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Didn't read the title   
   
Thought he was trying to hire him to do a street race until he posted the mask
Didn't read the title

Thought he was trying to hire him to do a street race until he posted the mask
#22 - rskamaka (01/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I honestly thought it was leading up to a drive joke
User avatar #2 - theannoyingFJguy (01/18/2014) [-]
I guess he didn't have the drive for the job.
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#23 - Sunset has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#25 - pixy (01/18/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Why do people think this is funny?   This is a jerk move...
Why do people think this is funny? This is a jerk move...
User avatar #42 - wersand (01/18/2014) [-]
I hate these things. "Hey someone trying to earn some money, let's be an asshole to them."
#31 - thelastelephant (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All they needed was a Spy.
#24 - tuckthisphit (01/18/2014) [-]
lol
lol
#6 - tittylovin (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet anything this guy saw the movie Drive and thought he'd be a badass.
He totally pussed out though.
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#15 - anonymous Comment deleted by dragx [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 to #16 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2014) [-]
And for whatever the **** reason I misspelled the site =/

textastrophe.com
#54 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
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#53 - tortorinator (01/18/2014) [-]
I feel bad for these people posting ads to get some jobs and getting this done to them lol.
#49 - nolana (01/18/2014) [-]
**nolana rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Camera stabilizing technology in spoon **
#45 - oxymoronking (01/18/2014) [-]
im not shure of real or set up
#40 - Nameloc (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Crazy Game Trade Prank Call (animated) - Ownage Pranks Here's source, for the most part. Takes a little while to get to the part, but worth the watch.
#34 - alimais (01/18/2014) [-]
I love those, here is a link to read more of those stories.
I recommend the one with the Disguised Weapons or the Horse Farm-

dontevenreply.com/
#12 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
you'r phone is one long phone...
User avatar #10 - oaaaa (01/18/2014) [-]
tl,dr
#8 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
textastrophe.com for more
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