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PERSONAL DRIVER
tryout are named plus: an, email. or text with gums.
Messages Personal Driver an
What day were you
thinking?
I' m free most
afternoons this week.
OK, that shouldn' t be a
problem as long as it' s
Wednesday or Thursday.
I' m an excellent driver.
I am CDL Bus Settled. I
have driven venous types
of automobiles.
From Hummer Limos, and
40 Foot Buses to sports
cars.
Bean driving for about 30
years.
No problem at all. I usually
drive my clients at night
And no glasses required.
My vision is 20/ 20.
Now I' m a little curious.
Why exactly do you need
a driver?
I hope you don' t mind me
saying this, but this all
sounds suspicious
Well, first you ask me if I' m
a good driver at high
speeds then you tell me
you' re just visiting an old
friend in the middle of the
night at a gas station?
Technically illegal?
Forget l. I' m going to have
to pass.
And you will pay me
double my hourly rate?
Fine. I' ll need you to pay
me upfront.
Just so I know nothing
funny is going on.
Text me again and I' m
sending this convo straight
to the police.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - majormoron
Reply -57 123456789123345869
(01/17/2014) [-]
I really dont understand why people get so serious about this kind of stuff. 9/10 times iRL this is a joke. Lighten up.
#4 to #1 - PublicRelations
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Cost vs benefit. Sure it might be fun to have a laugh about it, but on the off chance some illegal **** does go down, you don't want to have your ass on the line.
#5 to #1 - anon id: 0bf66b83
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Because this is fake
#18 to #1 - sreezon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Because you don't want a 1/10 chance of going to jail.
#39 to #1 - ofc
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(01/18/2014) [-]
#61 to #1 - Jesusnipples
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(01/18/2014) [-]
You're living up to your username quite well
You're living up to your username quite well
User avatar #20 to #1 - monkeysniper
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
1/10 times it isn't a joke
#7 to #1 - ihateemo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Obviously you don't get out much.

You being around these jokes =/= everyone has seen stuff like this.

User avatar #13 to #1 - braddlesxp
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
"Oh SUUURE illegal stuff... ill pick you up that night haha"
"OH SUUURE I HAVE TO WEAR THIS HAT... haha"

"What the **** man i had no idea **** was actually going down please dont arrest me"
User avatar #3 to #1 - lech
Reply +228 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Because some people have jobs
#48 to #3 - Eichimaru
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it bro, this guy is like a major moron.
User avatar #30 to #3 - DeathKnight
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
******* this. god damn kids.
#26 to #3 - hillbillypowpow
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I'm sure he took so much of his precious time as a freelance personal driver to text this guy.
User avatar #55 to #26 - lech
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
To an outside observer, this is merely a joke. But to the driver, this is a way to make enough money to eat. If he doesn't get enough money, he will be homeless.
User avatar #38 to #3 - majormoron
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I seems I stand corrected.
#11 - lolidontcare
Reply +102 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Didn't read the title   
   
Thought he was trying to hire him to do a street race until he posted the mask
Didn't read the title

Thought he was trying to hire him to do a street race until he posted the mask
#35 to #11 - goldennight
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
What video is that from? Without that face.
User avatar #47 to #35 - Calculon
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
It's Paul Walker's death caught on film, this is the only shot recorded of it.
#59 to #47 - goldennight
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(01/18/2014) [-]
He wasn't the one driving, DUMBASS
#60 to #59 - Calculon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to know.
User avatar #52 to #11 - lieutenantderp
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
That would've ended funnier
#22 - rskamaka
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I honestly thought it was leading up to a drive joke
#29 to #22 - apotato
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Awesome movie.
User avatar #46 to #29 - biocomshock
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
yeah it was a pretty good movie for a movie that had more killing than talking scenes in it.
User avatar #62 to #46 - apotato
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/19/2014) [-]
Silence can sometimes express emotions better than talking. It's all about facial expressions man.
User avatar #32 to #22 - herecomesjohnny
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
A REAL HUMAN BEAAAAN
User avatar #56 to #32 - niggastolemyname
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
UND A REEL HERO
User avatar #2 - theannoyingFJguy
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I guess he didn't have the drive for the job.
#23 - Sunset
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#63 to #23 - subadanus
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#25 - pixy
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Why do people think this is funny?   This is a jerk move...
Why do people think this is funny? This is a jerk move...
#43 to #25 - anonymouscat
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Dude this is ******* hilarious, have a sense of humor, you won't last long here without it.
Dude this is ******* hilarious, have a sense of humor, you won't last long here without it.
User avatar #57 to #43 - pixy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Love that Gif.
User avatar #51 to #25 - thejusticar
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
ifaketext.com/ this site allows you to make fake text messages
User avatar #58 to #51 - pixy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #27 to #25 - aussieftw
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
You haven't been on the internet too long have you?
User avatar #33 to #25 - multipass
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I do genuinely feel sorry for the people who get targeted in these jokes. It's funny to us as we all know it's not real. But for the poor guy who gets these messages - well he doesn't know if its real or not. For all we know he could be anxious over the fact that he knows about a possible crime. He is probably wondering about whether he really should send it to the police. It is pretty unfair.
#36 to #33 - biermagnet
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
its fake anyways. ppl call each other and dont do this kind of **** via some ******* text massage program.
User avatar #37 to #36 - multipass
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
Well, I guess I'm pretty lame for not considering that before ranting away
User avatar #42 - wersand
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I hate these things. "Hey someone trying to earn some money, let's be an asshole to them."
#31 - thelastelephant
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
All they needed was a Spy.
#41 to #31 - jonathankitty
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
He wasn't ready for this kind of thing.
He wasn't ready for this kind of thing.
#24 - tuckthisphit
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
lol
lol
#6 - tittylovin
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/18/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet anything this guy saw the movie Drive and thought he'd be a badass.
He totally pussed out though.