The Gaben giveth.... ...and the Gaben eat-eth your b-hole.. com You are granted but Gabe Newell gives you a immortality rim job live on Good Morning America (no i will Not
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User avatar #1 - turtletroll (09/09/2013) [-]
I`d press it just for the rimjob
#2 to #1 - moonkey (09/09/2013) [-]
the rough feel of that beard on your ass...
the rough feel of that beard on your ass...
User avatar #8 to #2 - turtletroll (09/09/2013) [-]
That`s exactly why I would press it..... Duh
#17 - Rikari (09/10/2013) [-]
I'd do it, then tell every on that the rim job gave me immortality, then i'd sit back and laugh as asses are eaten across the globe.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Rikari (09/10/2013) [-]
everyone*
#3 - thepunchedface (09/09/2013) [-]
custom glasses   
glorious beard   
great smile   
nice hair   
10/10 would get rimjob from
custom glasses
glorious beard
great smile
nice hair
10/10 would get rimjob from
#75 - kyuubey (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm really conflicted about this.

On one hand i don't want immortality, but on the other hand i'll get a rim job from Gabe.
#43 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [-]
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#9 - salai (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't see anything wrong about this
#51 - imcadence (09/10/2013) [-]
Gabe's face when
Gabe's face when
#26 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
The immortality would suck, though
The immortality would suck, though
User avatar #50 - sienimies (09/10/2013) [-]
Immortality would suck, but it is the price i would pay for that rimjob.
#46 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
i would do it    
   
because after seeing it on national television    
everyone's going to think that rimjobs by Newell (aka Gabejobs) give immortality   
   
and the following 			*********		 would be too good to pass up
i would do it

because after seeing it on national television
everyone's going to think that rimjobs by Newell (aka Gabejobs) give immortality

and the following ********* would be too good to pass up
#31 - antiherojoshua (09/10/2013) [-]
I see no downside.
User avatar #35 to #31 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Same. Eventually everyone who saw it would die off or forget it and then you could get on with **** .
#6 - xchocolatethunderx (09/09/2013) [-]
People give you **** about it? No problem! You just wait until they die, then laugh at their funerals.
#29 to #6 - kez (09/10/2013) [-]
That seems like a terribley long way to get revenge.
#58 - comradewinter (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure getting a rimjob from Gabe Newell would grant you immortality nonetheless, reputationally speaking.
#56 - glasssmasher (09/10/2013) [-]
YES LORD GABEN YES
#52 - suckittrebek (09/10/2013) [-]
Think about it.. Afterwards, everybody would think that he gave magic rimjobs..
And from there on, every day of his life, he would be met by people, who would pay him to give a rimjob.. He'd become "The Immortal Rimjob-guy" - but lose his job because of the image/PR-problem..
And then - he'd do it, for money.. and later, when he's old - for free..
#7 - tehweirdkat (09/09/2013) [-]
Think of how horrible an eternity of life would be
Think of how horrible an eternity of life would be

User avatar #87 - crazyeyedbioll (09/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like a win-win
#62 - xxscopemanxx (09/10/2013) [-]
I could deal with it for a hundred years until most people who know about it are dead.
#102 - ididwonderbread (09/10/2013) [-]
Mfw
Mfw
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