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The Gaben giveth...

...and the Gaben eat-eth your b-hole.

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User avatar #1 - turtletroll (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I`d press it just for the rimjob
#3 - thepunchedface (09/09/2013) [-]
custom glasses   
glorious beard   
great smile   
nice hair   
10/10 would get rimjob from
custom glasses
glorious beard
great smile
nice hair
10/10 would get rimjob from
#17 - Rikari (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd do it, then tell every on that the rim job gave me immortality, then i'd sit back and laugh as asses are eaten across the globe.
#75 - kyuubey (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm really conflicted about this.

On one hand i don't want immortality, but on the other hand i'll get a rim job from Gabe.
#43 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [-]
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#9 - salai (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't see anything wrong about this
#51 - imcadence ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Gabe's face when
Gabe's face when
#26 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
The immortality would suck, though
The immortality would suck, though
User avatar #50 - sienimies (09/10/2013) [-]
Immortality would suck, but it is the price i would pay for that rimjob.
#46 - AnonymousDonor (09/10/2013) [-]
i would do it    
   
because after seeing it on national television    
everyone's going to think that rimjobs by Newell (aka Gabejobs) give immortality   
   
and the following 						*********					 would be too good to pass up
i would do it

because after seeing it on national television
everyone's going to think that rimjobs by Newell (aka Gabejobs) give immortality

and the following ********* would be too good to pass up
#31 - antiherojoshua (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I see no downside.
#6 - xchocolatethunderx (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People give you **** about it? No problem! You just wait until they die, then laugh at their funerals.
#58 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure getting a rimjob from Gabe Newell would grant you immortality nonetheless, reputationally speaking.
#56 - glasssmasher (09/10/2013) [-]
YES LORD GABEN YES
#52 - suckittrebek (09/10/2013) [-]
Think about it.. Afterwards, everybody would think that he gave magic rimjobs..
And from there on, every day of his life, he would be met by people, who would pay him to give a rimjob.. He'd become "The Immortal Rimjob-guy" - but lose his job because of the image/PR-problem..
And then - he'd do it, for money.. and later, when he's old - for free..
#7 - tehweirdkat (09/09/2013) [-]
Think of how horrible an eternity of life would be
Think of how horrible an eternity of life would be

User avatar #87 - crazyeyedbioll (09/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like a win-win
#62 - xxscopemanxx (09/10/2013) [-]
I could deal with it for a hundred years until most people who know about it are dead.
User avatar #22 - lordlucifer ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why would you hide your face anyway you are immortal just wait for people who saw it to die
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