The Fault in our Clients. . CLIENT: We gave you everything you needed, everything you asked for you, and you did nothing with it. We' requst wasting money on yo funny frustrating client Hell responsibility
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The Fault in our Clients

CLIENT: We gave you everything you needed, everything you asked for you, and you
did nothing with it. We' requst wasting money on you.
ME: Look, you can fire us if you want. But you didn' t give us everything we needed
despite repeated requests for those resources.
CLIENT: cm yeah? Name one thing you needed that we didn' t deliver. ONE THING!
ME: in an email we sent on the 16th of last month, titled, Things We Need From You
for the Campaign Launch, we listed seven items that were absolutely necessary.
You gave us half of number two and none of the rest.
CLIENT: You Can' t even take responsibility for your failings.
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Submitted: 08/06/2014
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#21 - angelusprimus (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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God so many stories about clients like this.
My favorite one was the one who insisted we come to install the software package we built for him on the 1st of July.
So we get there, and offices have only half the furniture and NO COMPUTERS.
And he says, and I'm not kidding "Computers are coming at 11th, I don't see why you can't start now and finish when they arrive."
#4 - applesdontpee (08/07/2014) [+] (16 replies)
thumb for the title
#8 - violated (08/07/2014) [-]
They didn't give a 						****					. Just half of it
They didn't give a **** . Just half of it
#1 - fezzo (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well duh! It's your responsibilty to make them give you what you need! You need to do anything they require even if they won't give you the neccessary resources.
#3 to #2 - turbanmasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Or half of a number 2.
#17 - lean (08/07/2014) [-]
Half of one required item?!  Why, congress can approve several thousand pages of a law with that much!!!
Half of one required item?! Why, congress can approve several thousand pages of a law with that much!!!
User avatar #33 - guitarnigger (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what is the context? i dont know what the **** is going on
User avatar #34 to #33 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
Assume the following:
>Company hired design/development team
>Team needed materials
>Company gave half of 2 and nothing
>Nothing was done.
User avatar #19 - itsthatguyagain (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Source?
#30 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Client is displaying classic characteristics of a psychopath.
#16 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Downvoted because l2attribute, fagget.
#9 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
parents
#7 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Brooklyn Rage!
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