The DayZ Experience. Gonna start playing DayZ Standalone when I get my new PC next week, reading some reviews about it.. at Recommended I 58. chrs rerecord Forc
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

The DayZ Experience

Gonna start playing DayZ Standalone when I get my new PC next week, reading some reviews about it.

at Recommended
I 58. chrs rerecord
Forced a man he eat a mitten Banana and he died )/ )
as this re" -" helpful? Yes No
Eren Hagar Recommended
the I 42. 7 hrs an record
Walked into a ream an a night sever, in which 2 guys with no
pants proceeded he beat me over the head with shovels,
Chanting tribe chants.
as this re" -" helpful? Yes No
15nd hrs an record
tlel';', ' russianak... A Recommended
Some guy made me eat a mitten bannana and I died
as this re" -" helpful? Yes No
...
+634
Views: 29625
Favorited: 35
Submitted: 03/21/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to foxxywithpaws E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - kaboomz ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> climb a latter
> die from glitched latter

> spawn
> die

> spend an hour looking for supplies
> find some
> 5 guys appear out of nowhere, handcuff you, shoot you in the head, teabag you and take your suplies

> zombie swinged his arm at you
> broke your leg somehow
> spend the next 3 hours crawling to the nearest town

> eat rotten food
> die

> naked speedhacker pooping rainbows, playing music and spawning helicopters everywhere
> get crushed by an helicopter


11/10
#7 - vladstronsy (03/21/2014) [-]
> play it with a bunch of guys    
> We strip our clothes and find people   
> Beat them to death with sticks   
> When one of us dies the rest turn suicidal   
> Assualt people while screaming war chants   
> 10/10 would do again.
> play it with a bunch of guys
> We strip our clothes and find people
> Beat them to death with sticks
> When one of us dies the rest turn suicidal
> Assualt people while screaming war chants
> 10/10 would do again.
#3 - nevolmon (03/21/2014) [-]
>be scavenging for food
>wearing hunting camo and wielding a shovel
>fresh spawn runs up to me and punches me, obviously trying to knock me to the floor and take my ****
>I beat him with a shovel until he is bleeding profusely and on the ground.
>take his shoes and leave
>starve to death 10 minutes later.
#16 - PenguinsOfMars (03/22/2014) [-]
mfw asked what the point of DayZ is
#21 - EdwardNigma (03/22/2014) [-]
I wrote a review for it a few months ago.
**** you, Freedomreturns.
#49 - eddio (03/22/2014) [-]
>Just spawn
>Just started walking
>Fully half the server running down the road towards me
>All have brightly coloured clothes and kids backpacks
>"We're the hello kitty peace legiooooon"
>Tell me to join them or die
>Join them
>They don't use guns
>4 guys with assault rifles shoot at us
>Nobody had the balls to rush them, people just run in circles
>Half of us die, a lot just run, just me and 2 other dudes
>They blame me for "Dividing our great nation"
>One of them shoots me in the head with a gun he was hiding.

************ .
User avatar #10 - rokulda (03/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this is me and my friends a couple weeks ago
DayZ Hostage Holdup
#46 - matnotmate (03/22/2014) [-]
Ahh Day Z
User avatar #34 - SuperHyperCrazy (03/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Can someone explain this for me? Or link me to a video where something like this happens? Like, how does one get forced to into eating a banana in a game?
User avatar #38 to #34 - lamarsmithgot (03/22/2014) [-]
If another player has handcuffs, they can handcuff you. While handcuffed, you can be force fed any well... "consumable" in the handcuffer's inventory.
User avatar #11 - redknull (03/22/2014) [+] (31 replies)
DayZ is a broken ******** . The mod on Arma2 is better than the actual standalone.
#36 to #32 - gangbangtime (03/22/2014) [-]
Good point, you get a beta version of the game for pre-ordering it. BUT
Alot more people are going to buy the game because you get the beta/alpha version of the game, and some games even release as a pre-alpha. This is their marketing ploy. that you get to watch the game evolve into the end product... except maybe that product will be **** . Like the other guy said, with minecraft, it was only 5$ during its alpha, and you got the full game aswell. Most early access games release for 10$ off or none off at all. Thats a huge risk. Releasing a game half finished like that? **** no, if Rust or Day-Z was 50% or 75% off for its early access release, that'd be good. That'd be great actually. But instead, its full price, and when they get their money, what incentive do they have to release the rest of the game? Thats the main problem with early access games.
#54 - pyronic (03/22/2014) [-]
>Be playing Dayz
>dc
>reconnect
>repeat for 2 hours
>Finally find my friend
>We loot a town for 5 minutes
>dc
>Reconnect
>he is dead
>i run to his corpse
>invisible hacker shoots me pointblank with a shotgun
>dc again

3/10 for potential

pic unrelated
User avatar #52 - darkroro (03/22/2014) [-]
Damn, need this game now..
#20 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
this is actually the Rust board
User avatar #15 - benjiburns (03/22/2014) [-]
****** experimental servers are always full
User avatar #4 - phisk (03/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I you haven't bought DayZ SA yet, I recommend you wait a bit.
I know it's an alpha, but the game is so broken and contentless that it is almost impossible to play.
User avatar #2 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
 Friends (0)