The Cell. . host: what i learned from school I, a fucking piece of shit 2, everybody else is also a fucking piece shit 3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the  funny tumblr School
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - xxbutthurtxx
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(12/28/2013) [-]
**** yeah!
**** yeah!
User avatar #3 - sandmansniper
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(12/29/2013) [-]
**** YEAH! BIOLOGY!
#5 to #3 - wtfcantiusenumbrs
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(12/29/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>A sophomore in high school   
>Not very popular,but everybody listens to the **** I say about science   
>Bio-teacher hates me because I already know everything in the class so I devote my time to ******* with people   
>We have review on the projector that uses powerpoint and clickers. People with the top 5 scores get extra credit   
>About 50 questions long   
>On every ******* question I would yell out a wrong answer   
>What organelle produces DNA? "It's probably mitochondria, guys."   
>The results on the board said that 60% of the class listened to me   
>This goes on for a few more questions   
>Teacher is pissed   
>Tells me that if I yell out any answer again I wont get extra credit even if I get 100% on the review   
>**** it, she isn't serious   
>Holy **** it worked   
>Those ********* keep listening to me for the entire review   
>MFW I got 100% and no extra credit   
>MFW I was a false profit
>Be me
>A sophomore in high school
>Not very popular,but everybody listens to the **** I say about science
>Bio-teacher hates me because I already know everything in the class so I devote my time to ******* with people
>We have review on the projector that uses powerpoint and clickers. People with the top 5 scores get extra credit
>About 50 questions long
>On every ******* question I would yell out a wrong answer
>What organelle produces DNA? "It's probably mitochondria, guys."
>The results on the board said that 60% of the class listened to me
>This goes on for a few more questions
>Teacher is pissed
>Tells me that if I yell out any answer again I wont get extra credit even if I get 100% on the review
>**** it, she isn't serious
>Holy **** it worked
>Those ********* keep listening to me for the entire review
>MFW I got 100% and no extra credit
>MFW I was a false profit
User avatar #8 - makutasfinest
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(12/29/2013) [-]
4. That taking the Derivative of e^x will still give me e^x

For those who haven't taken Calculus, they hammer you harder than Jesus with that ****.
User avatar #7 - Einsty
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Harvard Mitochondria
User avatar #6 - lech
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I was always confused on which organelle was the "powerhouse of the cell"
I could state all the organelles, their function, the process at which they work, and almost every useful piece of information about them
But I could never remember which one had the crowning glory of being labeled the "powerhouse of the cell"
User avatar #4 - bakinboy
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(12/29/2013) [-]
i couldve skipped high school and the first 2 years of college and not be any less knowledgeable
User avatar #2 - lurifax
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(12/29/2013) [-]
well, yeah