Thats how i giving ladies my phone numer
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arreatface (12/10/2015) [-] 
as a french I am quite baffled that an english show made a joke based on the difference between "omelette du fromage" omelette of the cheese and "omelette au fromage" omelette with cheese .
It really is a slight difference, wonderful that it translates well.
also this joke never made sense to me as kid, being french I couldnt see how talking french would get girls to fawn all over you.
I understood later
It really is a slight difference, wonderful that it translates well.
also this joke never made sense to me as kid, being french I couldnt see how talking french would get girls to fawn all over you.
I understood later
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thedecodedgamer (12/09/2015) [-] Remember that *random hat giving away contest* by admin many months ago
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bandoslootshare (12/10/2015) [-] i could picture princess vanelope saying all of these things in her voice, ty i like her very much
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presidentmoose (12/10/2015) [-] The laptop with my moose with a hat picture crashed. Now it's gone forever
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thesupervillian (12/10/2015) [-] Not for includes first comment. That ****** hat stays there and just changes colours.
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thesupervillian (12/10/2015) [-] I figured as much, but I still want to know who include had to blow to get that comment to keep a hat.
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graboidzero (12/10/2015) [-] She makes for a cuter blonde though, can't help but think she looks a bit strange here
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smartythechicken ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] HERES MY PHONE NUMBER
*runs into bush*
*opens note*
its says phone number.
*runs into bush*
*opens note*
its says phone number.
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seamusmcmaximus (12/10/2015) [-] Hey Baby, are you a model? Because I'm really allergic to good looking women and you're too close to the bush I live in.
please leave I can't breathe
please leave I can't breathe
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richardastley ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] I walked up to a girl I've never talked to before in a bar, opened a new contact in my phone, typed in "Pretty girl from bar", handed it to her to type her phone number. She laughed, said I knew her, and walked away. I have no clue who this ******* girl is, so I have no idea if she was blowing me off for a ****** pick up attempt or actually thought I knew her.
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strikerking (12/10/2015) [-]
What is this from? I recognize Stuart Edge, but can't find this vid
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anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Here you go, my friend:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCGznH-N6c&feature=youtu.be&t=83
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCGznH-N6c&feature=youtu.be&t=83
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zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] I'm honestly so bad at breaking the ice with girls I've actually considered just handing them my number and walking off and hoping she doesn't post it on the internet.
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bluebandit (12/10/2015) [-] That has worked for one of my friends, they are still together and have two kids. It could work keep your hopes up!
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stormieskys (12/10/2015) [-] I think that depends really if he is funny or not. If he is like:
Him: *walks up to girl* U-uhm...
Girl: Huh?
Him: T-take it...
Girl: What-
Him: *fumbles with paper and drops it on the ground* I uhm... *awkwardly picks it up* H-here...
Girl: I... uhm... no thanks...
Him: Y-you too...
Then yeah he would, but if he does something similar to the guy in the video, she could find it funny or maybe even flattering.
Him: *walks up to girl* U-uhm...
Girl: Huh?
Him: T-take it...
Girl: What-
Him: *fumbles with paper and drops it on the ground* I uhm... *awkwardly picks it up* H-here...
Girl: I... uhm... no thanks...
Him: Y-you too...
Then yeah he would, but if he does something similar to the guy in the video, she could find it funny or maybe even flattering.
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schwerdaddy (12/10/2015) [-] I think I would be a little more successful with girls, too, if I could hand out random 100 dollar bills.
