That thing with the name. Admin said to repost old content, and seeing as my content all got deleted when I got banned, I figured it would be good to re-introdu
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That thing with the name

Admin said to repost old content, and seeing as my content all got deleted when I got banned, I figured it would be good to re-introduce some of my old content. I have parts 2 and 3 made already, I'll upload them if this gets a good reaction.

This is a compilation of common household items or things in general whose names you probably didn't know. This is OC, some of the names and pictures I found on other sites like Buzzfeed.com, but this compiles names from many different sources. RECAP -- Tittle, Lenule, Crepuscular Rays, Ferrule, Gynecomastia, Muntin, Morton's Toe, Arms Akimbo, Desire Path, Semantic Satiation, Skeuomorph, Brannock Device, Aglet. Also there's a goddam zorse in there.

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Submitted: 01/12/2014
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#15 - stagger (01/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Why a Zorse when you can have a Zass?
#22 - kez ONLINE (01/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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That "Pointless" handle on that bottle is how you drink from it...

You put your index finger through it and have the flat side of the bottle against the back of your hand. So when you drink from the bottle, it is resting against the back of your hand.

This allows you to easily drink from a 2-3 litre bottle one handed.

Its normally on large Cider or beer classes. For when you want to drink 3 litres of alcohol in one go with one hand.
#30 - DmOnZ (01/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Having man tits is not called gynecomastia.  Gynecomastia is a genetic disorder that induces the growth of extra tissue under the nipple.  As a result, no matter how skinny or fat you are, you've always got massive tits and they puff up when it's hot.  I would know because I used to have it, and I had and still a have body fat percentage of 15%.  Ruined my social life through out high school.  Do you know how humiliating it is to be called "fat tits" buy a clinically obese guy in your school?  Well guess whose laughing Al, at least I didn't have a heart attack when I turned 18.
Having man tits is not called gynecomastia. Gynecomastia is a genetic disorder that induces the growth of extra tissue under the nipple. As a result, no matter how skinny or fat you are, you've always got massive tits and they puff up when it's hot. I would know because I used to have it, and I had and still a have body fat percentage of 15%. Ruined my social life through out high school. Do you know how humiliating it is to be called "fat tits" buy a clinically obese guy in your school? Well guess whose laughing Al, at least I didn't have a heart attack when I turned 18.
#13 - jakelguy (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But digital cameras have shutters.....and therefore shutter sounds.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tenfinnvo (01/13/2014) [-]
Okay then, phone cameras.
#1 - flesheater (01/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
just passing through
just passing through
#2 to #1 - jmezfm (01/12/2014) [-]
how's my makeup
#5 - retrochris (01/12/2014) [-]
Good to ask for source
Gl on the content bud (:
#65 - goodnewseveryone (01/13/2014) [-]
Gynecomastia and man tits aren't the same. Man tits are actually fat on the chest, but Gynecomastia is a different type of tissue and you don't need to be fat to get it.

Pic related
User avatar #59 - nuciferatu (01/13/2014) [-]
Arms Akimbo is miss-explained, but I lost it at the Zorse.
User avatar #50 - trolololer (01/13/2014) [-]
A new shoelace and an old shoelace (bet you can see this coming) were having a conversation, and the new shoelace asks the older one,

"You don't look too good today! What happened?"

The older shoelace replies, "I lost my aglet."

"Oh no! WIll you ever find it?", exclaimed the new shoelace.

"I don't think so... these things are the darndest, most difficult things to find..." sighed the old shoelace.

"Well, you can live a month at least before we can fix you up and have you looking like new."

And the old shoelace replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
#48 - harryboom (01/13/2014) [-]
their true purpose is sinister
#43 - brrigg (01/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #26 - jibb (01/13/2014) [-]
I love nr 1
#11 - wanicochil (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly people who have a bigger second toe then their big toe freak the fuck out of me   
   
I don't know why
Honestly people who have a bigger second toe then their big toe freak the fuck out of me

I don't know why
#6 - tenderpoop (01/12/2014) [-]
Well I'll never forget aglet because of Phineas and ferb
#68 - dontknowmeatall ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I might be mistaken but I think gynecomastia is Greek for "girl tits"...
#67 - englishtallybopper (01/13/2014) [-]
mfw all of these
mfw all of these
#66 - eddymolly (01/13/2014) [-]
One of my favorite words is still Zarf, a holder for a coffee cup without a handle.
It also has the awesome plurals of zarfs or zuruuf


15 Words For Things You Didn't Know Had Names
User avatar #9 - unfairlybanned (01/13/2014) [-]
Go fondle your man-tits gynecomastia.
User avatar #8 - noshizl (01/13/2014) [-]
I used to say those "Gods rays" were "Stairways to Heaven"
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