That sucks... . it' s been a little ever a month since my dad started taking yoga lessens. We always jerked around behind his back that he was Just during it so
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That sucks..

it' s been a little ever a month since my dad started taking yoga lessens. We always jerked around
behind his back that he was Just during it so he caould get flexible enough he suck himself off. Well, was
confirmed as reality when I walked in an him trying Just that. PML
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37 On 12/ 22/ at 12: - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (worn an) - United States {N evade}
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User avatar #52 - chokinandtokin (12/23/2013) [-]
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Bill Hicks - Relentless - Suck Your Own C@ck
#44 - mysticana (12/23/2013) [-]
Did not realise how many guys try to suck themselves off/
Did not realise how many guys try to suck themselves off/
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User avatar #60 to #59 - mysticana (12/23/2013) [-]
I can just imagine you and your friend in a dingy squalor, him saying 'hey bro, no homo, but look at this...'
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User avatar #40 to #3 - mystacheisop (12/23/2013) [-]
INB4 B&
#1 - soundofwinter (12/23/2013) [-]
Haven't we all tried...If not just once?


sooooo close, so close
User avatar #33 to #1 - deepgreen (12/23/2013) [-]
I succeeded. You feel awful afterwards (disgusted with yourself), especially if you can see yourself trying, stuck in this awkward position. It also doesn't feel nearly as good as just jacking off with your hand. And as others have said, it feels more like sucking a dick than getting a blowjob.
User avatar #38 to #1 - KillerKage (12/23/2013) [-]
It really only feels like you're sucking a dick, not pleasurable at all.
#58 to #1 - dogeate (12/23/2013) [-]
i did it once and my lips brushed my tip, never tired it again.
User avatar #81 to #1 - stanleys ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
You know, after all the **** I have seen here you would think noting surprises me anymore, but damn there are a lot of guys who have sucked their own dick
User avatar #94 to #1 - newforomador (12/24/2013) [-]
I got it before where I could suck on the tip. I could only do it for about half a minute though before my back hurt too much and I had to stop.
#27 to #1 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at this is the life, right guy's ** im not flexible but with three days of practice..
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#36 to #1 - syswolf (12/23/2013) [-]
Did It once and I gotta say it does feel nice. However, the mess is not worth it.

I am sweeter than I thought I was though...
User avatar #12 to #1 - sirc (12/23/2013) [-]
Sucking your own dick feels more like your sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Stick with handjobs fapping
User avatar #15 to #12 - dbBlues (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey, that might not be a bad thing for some guys.
#57 to #12 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
I've kind of wanted to suck a dick.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tiredofthis (12/23/2013) [-]
I swear if my dick was, like, an inch longer I coulda done it.
User avatar #10 to #2 - anbieter ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
So you could suck yourself off with a 1 inch dick?

I'm so not sorry
User avatar #95 to #2 - tiredofthis (12/24/2013) [-]
I really had no idea this comment would go so far
User avatar #43 to #2 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12/23/2013) [-]
if i was in inch shorter!
the pain
User avatar #28 to #2 - bighairyfart (12/23/2013) [-]
I actually can do it, but I don't because it feels.... wrong.
User avatar #67 to #28 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
You must be doing it wrong
User avatar #91 to #67 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Maybe he just doesn't like the taste of dick
User avatar #92 to #91 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/24/2013) [-]
But it's delish
#93 to #92 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
To you,but others might not like it
#7 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
You guys are all faggots!!
Sometimes I can get get the tip in..
#9 to #7 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
**** off anon
User avatar #31 to #9 - articulate (12/23/2013) [-]
suck off*
User avatar #16 to #7 - dudenectar (12/23/2013) [-]
Love you too
#11 - coshocker (12/23/2013) [-]
Sucking your own dick isn't disgusting.   
   
It's a 			*******		 life achievement!
Sucking your own dick isn't disgusting.

It's a ******* life achievement!
#19 to #11 - jamiemsm (12/23/2013) [-]
well wouldn't sucking your own dick feel more like sucking a dick than getting sucked ?
User avatar #21 to #19 - ignored (12/23/2013) [-]
it does :/
User avatar #23 to #21 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/23/2013) [-]
than describe how sucking dick feels like
User avatar #24 to #23 - ignored (12/23/2013) [-]
first we have licking it, its like licking a peeled grape, nothing special, after a while it gets really wet from the saliva which is a nice feeling if you only want to feel with your tounge and taste it, sorry bad english. your cock doesnt really get pleasure from it... trying to cum while sucking your dick is really hard. sucking your dick is nicer though, the warmth from your mouth is much nicer than the licking though if you are masturbating at the same time i would suggest licking while stroking rather than sucking
#32 to #24 - halloweenwillcome (12/23/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolls 28**I should've listened to your ******* username.
User avatar #47 - cactusphalus (12/23/2013) [-]
What I learned today on FJ was...

we're all freaks whose life goal is to suck own dick
#29 - shabalaguy (12/23/2013) [-]
You can break your neck doing that.
#79 to #29 - clifford (12/24/2013) [-]
I laughed to much you shoe-polish smelling 			************		!
I laughed to much you shoe-polish smelling ************ !
User avatar #30 - vampireinarm (12/23/2013) [-]
but will it feel like getting blown, or giving a blow job?
#50 to #30 - ddylann (12/23/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #56 to #30 - demandsgayversion (12/23/2013) [-]
Twice the fun!
User avatar #66 to #30 - christopherdolan (12/23/2013) [-]
Mostly giving a blowjob, which might retract from the experience
#48 - stealingbikes (12/23/2013) [-]
dat title
#17 - ferrum (12/23/2013) [-]
Sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than like you're getting a blowjob/
User avatar #22 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2013) [-]
>Implying I wouldn't prefer that
User avatar #87 - mrvoorhees (12/24/2013) [-]
I once slipped getting into the shower and landed with my legs over my head,(which did hurt a good deal yes), but it was then that I realized how close it was that i can actually get my pelvis too my face, needless to say a later attempt was made...and was successful.
#80 - wydell (12/24/2013) [-]
these comments
these comments
User avatar #65 - lucianolp (12/23/2013) [-]
Thumbed for title.
#64 - youreminenow (12/23/2013) [-]
I can do it... I just tried.
User avatar #88 - modelsformodeling (12/24/2013) [-]
TOO LONG DIDNT READ
#14 - pappathethird (12/23/2013) [-]
So is the sad life of a married man
User avatar #49 - cookiel (12/23/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a rumor that Marilyn Manson removed two of his ribs so he could do that?
User avatar #84 to #49 - sirnigga (12/24/2013) [-]
he did
#6 - ookichinchindesu (12/23/2013) [-]
I always wonder at the people clicking you deserve it, when it's far from true. trolls maybeh?
User avatar #8 to #6 - lutzie (12/23/2013) [-]
If you browse the site regularly, you'll realize that there are people who just vote YDI no matter what.
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