That sucks... . it' s been a little ever a month since my dad started taking yoga lessens. We always jerked around behind his back that he was Just during it so That sucks it' s been a little ever month since my dad started taking yoga lessens We always jerked around behind his back that he was Just during it so
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it' s been a little ever a month since my dad started taking yoga lessens. We always jerked around
behind his back that he was Just during it so he caould get flexible enough he suck himself off. Well, was
confirmed as reality when I walked in an him trying Just that. PML
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37 On 12/ 22/ at 12: - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (worn an) - United States {N evade}
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #52 - chokinandtokin [OP]
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Bill Hicks - Relentless - Suck Your Own C@ck
#1 - soundofwinter
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Haven't we all tried...If not just once?


sooooo close, so close
#27 to #1 - anon id: 466b4d54
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at this is the life, right guy's ** im not flexible but with three days of practice..
User avatar #33 to #1 - deepgreen
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I succeeded. You feel awful afterwards (disgusted with yourself), especially if you can see yourself trying, stuck in this awkward position. It also doesn't feel nearly as good as just jacking off with your hand. And as others have said, it feels more like sucking a dick than getting a blowjob.
User avatar #38 to #1 - KillerKage
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It really only feels like you're sucking a dick, not pleasurable at all.
#58 to #1 - dogeate
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i did it once and my lips brushed my tip, never tired it again.
User avatar #81 to #1 - stanleys
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You know, after all the **** I have seen here you would think noting surprises me anymore, but damn there are a lot of guys who have sucked their own dick
User avatar #94 to #1 - newforomador
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I got it before where I could suck on the tip. I could only do it for about half a minute though before my back hurt too much and I had to stop.
#34 to #1 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account**
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#36 to #1 - syswolf
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Did It once and I gotta say it does feel nice. However, the mess is not worth it.

I am sweeter than I thought I was though...
User avatar #12 to #1 - sirc
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Sucking your own dick feels more like your sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Stick with handjobs fapping
User avatar #15 to #12 - dbBlues
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Hey, that might not be a bad thing for some guys.
#57 to #12 - anon id: 21f1b7c8
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I've kind of wanted to suck a dick.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tiredofthis
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I swear if my dick was, like, an inch longer I coulda done it.
User avatar #10 to #2 - anbieter
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So you could suck yourself off with a 1 inch dick?

I'm so not sorry
User avatar #95 to #2 - tiredofthis
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I really had no idea this comment would go so far
User avatar #43 to #2 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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if i was in inch shorter!
the pain
User avatar #28 to #2 - bighairyfart
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I actually can do it, but I don't because it feels.... wrong.
User avatar #67 to #28 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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You must be doing it wrong
User avatar #91 to #67 - psychoticcaleb
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Maybe he just doesn't like the taste of dick
User avatar #92 to #91 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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But it's delish
#93 to #92 - psychoticcaleb
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To you,but others might not like it
#17 - ferrum
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Sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than like you're getting a blowjob/
User avatar #22 to #17 - heartlessrobot
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>Implying I wouldn't prefer that
#39 to #22 - crackabottle
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#11 - coshocker
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Sucking your own dick isn't disgusting.   
   
It's a ******* life achievement!
Sucking your own dick isn't disgusting.

It's a ******* life achievement!
User avatar #19 to #11 - jamiemsm
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well wouldn't sucking your own dick feel more like sucking a dick than getting sucked ?
User avatar #21 to #19 - ignored
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it does :/
User avatar #23 to #21 - xxhadesflamesxx
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than describe how sucking dick feels like
User avatar #24 to #23 - ignored
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first we have licking it, its like licking a peeled grape, nothing special, after a while it gets really wet from the saliva which is a nice feeling if you only want to feel with your tounge and taste it, sorry bad english. your cock doesnt really get pleasure from it... trying to cum while sucking your dick is really hard. sucking your dick is nicer though, the warmth from your mouth is much nicer than the licking though if you are masturbating at the same time i would suggest licking while stroking rather than sucking
#32 to #24 - halloweenwillcome
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**halloweenwillcome rolls 28**I should've listened to your ******* username.
#46 to #32 - alphavsomega
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#3 - futuremarineftw
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#62 to #3 - wherestheredbullat
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User avatar #40 to #3 - mystacheisop
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INB4 B&
#20 - anon id: 343c050d
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Guess you can say... That sucks.  ...Sorry.
Guess you can say... That sucks. ...Sorry.
User avatar #26 to #20 - fjaggot
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that was ******* horrible
#55 to #26 - heterosexual
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it was also in the title
#53 to #26 - octaviano
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You could say it sucked.
User avatar #37 - jibb
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I can in fact do it, but I won't.
User avatar #41 to #37 - tauntaun
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You're like those women who get breast reductions
User avatar #69 to #41 - TastyBurger
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Breast reductions are fine if she has D+, mainly because they shape them perfectly. Honestly, if I was a chick with J cup tits, I'd reduce them to D's or so and have them the most perfect shape ever.
#44 - mysticana
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Did not realise how many guys try to suck themselves off/
Did not realise how many guys try to suck themselves off/
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User avatar #60 to #59 - mysticana
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I can just imagine you and your friend in a dingy squalor, him saying 'hey bro, no homo, but look at this...'
#78 to #60 - desacabose
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#7 - anon id: f7c656ad
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You guys are all faggots!!
Sometimes I can get get the tip in..
#9 to #7 - anon id: 4a22776b
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**** off anon
User avatar #31 to #9 - articulate
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suck off*
User avatar #16 to #7 - dudenectar
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Love you too
#25 - yiffcario
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It's actually really easy.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - yiffcario
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You didn't correct anything, without me specifying a target, my statement is correct and incorrect, with it being both you can't correct anything. It is easy. Easy for me, easy for other flexible people. While it is not easy for people who aren't.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - yiffcario
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It doesn't matter what it SEEMS like, it matter what it actually says, and it says, No specification on who it's directed to. Also, it is easy for anyone, as long as they practice on increasing their flexible and have limbs/a penis/etc
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User avatar #76 to #75 - yiffcario
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Think about why you just pulled a dick move like this on a friend.
User avatar #77 to #76 - strangesir
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I don't know why, I just did. I wasn't thinking. Goddammit.
User avatar #42 to #25 - chaossniper
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no it isn't
#29 - shabalaguy
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You can break your neck doing that.
#79 to #29 - clifford
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I laughed to much you shoe-polish smelling ************!
I laughed to much you shoe-polish smelling ************!