That's what I call a hard decision. . Your dream partner comes to life and agrees to be with you until the day you die. You end up getting the house of your dre
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That's what I call a hard decision

Your dream partner
comes to life and agrees
to be with you until the
day you die. You end up
getting the house of your
dreams with them and
having however many
kids you want. You get
your dream job and am
pie the amount of
salary that the job usuall
offers- You pretty much
have the best We you
eould imagine and can do
whatever you want.
but In order to acheive this,
you must enter a ring of
several hungry
carnivorous predators
that are known to eat
human feesh, Survival is
guaranteed and anything
damaged or missing on
your body {Such as vital
organs or limbs) is fully
heated only seconds an
you exit the ring, but the
mauling will be extremely
painful and last for fifteen
minutes. You will also
have to watch as one of
them slices open your
stomach and eats your
intestines like fresh
omen.
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#10 - banditowolf (01/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>enter ring   
>cages open   
>animals pour out to devour my flesh   
>sprint head first at wall   
>knocked out   
>mauled while unconscious for 15 minutes   
>wake up in arms of my dream life partner after 15 minutes   
>???
>enter ring
>cages open
>animals pour out to devour my flesh
>sprint head first at wall
>knocked out
>mauled while unconscious for 15 minutes
>wake up in arms of my dream life partner after 15 minutes
>???
#26 - hudge (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Guaranteed to survive? Awesome life? A chance to slake my bloodthirst?   
   
Bring that 			****		 the 			****		 on.
Guaranteed to survive? Awesome life? A chance to slake my bloodthirst?

Bring that **** the **** on.
#8 - ilovethereddits **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jokes on you, I don't have a sister.
#19 - diblie (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How is this even a difficult decision?   
 I'd 			*******		 LOVE to go full gladiator with flesh eating animals.   
 I guess the whole "best life ever" thing is kinda cool too.
How is this even a difficult decision?
I'd ******* LOVE to go full gladiator with flesh eating animals.
I guess the whole "best life ever" thing is kinda cool too.
#61 - lunaisbestpony (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
id put my back to the animals so they'd have an easier time breaking my spine then the next 15 minutes would be practically painless.
id put my back to the animals so they'd have an easier time breaking my spine then the next 15 minutes would be practically painless.
#97 - kibbleking (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've always wanted to watch my organs being pulled out of my stomach and eaten by the cast of Land Before Time.
I've always wanted to watch my organs being pulled out of my stomach and eaten by the cast of Land Before Time.
User avatar #47 - imadps (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"agrees to be with you". that really just kills me.. it's like they're saying "uh i guess so" and that sounds like no happy life to me.
User avatar #58 - fictionalhippo ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
So, we're all in agreement here that we are crazy enough to do it.
#145 - carlsagouin (01/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>survival is guaranteed

I see absolutely no downside to hitting this button, then. Fighting hungry beasts while being immortal might even be the best part of it
User avatar #28 - Durp (01/24/2014) [-]
I would totally endure 15 minutes of hellish pain if it meant I could have a perfect life afterwards.
User avatar #98 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Can I not fight back or do I have to take it like a bitch?
User avatar #102 to #98 - sinonyx (01/24/2014) [-]
you'll be taking it like a bitch regardless
#52 - motposters (01/24/2014) [-]
15 minutes of hell for a lifetime of YES? Bring on the cannibals!
User avatar #188 - greenstrongworld (01/24/2014) [-]
>take stomach out
>throw
>cooldown time
>take it out again
>throw

Acid bombs ftw
User avatar #153 - gainesy (01/24/2014) [-]
I'd Pump myself full of Morphine and get royally high (marijuanas 420 blaze it)
Go in not feeling a thing and laugh all the way through... prolly drop MD and listen to some DnB whilst I "Die"


15minutes later and i'm all set!
#20 - sinery (01/24/2014) [-]
>Enter ring   
>Shredded by vicious animals   
>Goes unconscious after a few seconds   
>Live happily ever after
>Enter ring
>Shredded by vicious animals
>Goes unconscious after a few seconds
>Live happily ever after
#170 - aulubear (01/24/2014) [-]
>Jump up wall and sit on spikes
>Pull out bow
>Unload 340 arrows into them
>Talos save me I made a mage
#152 - theJackal (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would press the button. Because it doesnt say I cant fight back.   
If Im in that situation where animals are attacking me Im fighting the 			****		 back.
I would press the button. Because it doesnt say I cant fight back.
If Im in that situation where animals are attacking me Im fighting the **** back.
#131 - secretdestroyers (01/24/2014) [-]
Mfw I watch them eat my intestines in front of me.
User avatar #76 - nooc (01/24/2014) [-]
Learn the definition of pain, and receive a life time of happiness?
Sounds biblical
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