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#12 - lardking (05/12/2015) [-]
now you just need to upgrade it to lightning.
-6
#63 to #12 - sanitarysan has deleted their comment [-]
#172 to #12 - xzayviaaeyeres (05/13/2015) [-]
Used the Halberd upgraded with lightning and the Heide spear w/ raw for tight corridors for my first playthrough. For some reason I don't understand, I've gone to a caestus and claw combo for NG+
User avatar #220 to #12 - damianblu (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm currently working on a weird sorcery light armor enchanted zweihander character.

It's more of a minimax than anything. Enough attunement to get 5 slots, 50 intelligence (Which scales both my sorceries and my zwei due to the Enchanted upgrade) and the rest between Vitality and Endurance. And then super light armor mixed with the cloranthy ring and the dark wood grain ring, to allow for ninja flipping. A grass crest sheild on there too, and mask of the child, for maximum stamina regen to use with the dragon headstone (When needed only) as well as basically limitless evasiveness and attacks (for those pesky dex builds) Because why not.
User avatar #21 to #12 - kinokun ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
thats my baby right there. can't back stab me with dead angle.
User avatar #39 to #21 - shadowmanzninetwo ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
That technique (unfortunately) does not work with the Dark Souls 2 engine. Besides, Great Scythe was better anyway. Yeah, I'm a dex fag, ******* sue me.


plz don't yell at me, like other dex users, I'm fragile
User avatar #83 to #39 - kiratheunholy (05/13/2015) [-]
Actually dead-angling still works with some large weapons, it's just not first-hit dead-angling but you can change directions almost 180 between swings which makes for some decent back protection.

Alternatively if you don't want your back tickled equipping jesters works.... if you don't mind being a fag that is.
User avatar #243 to #83 - anuncreativename ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Whenever I see Jester's its like the user is saying "I can't be bothered to learn how to avoid backstabs."

Though, I can understand its use against fishers or laggy players.
User avatar #44 to #39 - kinokun ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
I liked the scythe it had a good run attack a bit irritating but fun.
User avatar #49 to #44 - shadowmanzninetwo ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Only made worse by the sweet spot ******** in 2. It's so inaccurate and makes using some weapons impossible. And even then, those weapons weren't usually worth the hassle.
#57 to #21 - edboys (05/13/2015) [-]
I like using a rapier and some miracles. Im a pretty basic build. Its simple and effective. I don't use a sheild because i dont really like their use in close quarters pvp.
User avatar #105 to #57 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I like the zweihander because of its knockdown effect. Unlike with a rapier or miracle, if I use the zwei with one hand, I can effectively just smash normal enemies into the ground until they die. Use it with two hands, and it can pound down anything major
#135 to #105 - edboys (05/13/2015) [-]
i used the zweihander for my first run through, and it was great don't get me wrong, but i got bored of how easy (for me) it became. so i challenged myself with the rapier and miracle build. currently doing a fist only build, and am actually going pretty well
User avatar #159 to #57 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Majestic Greatsword master race. Who needs the ability to parry when you can do cool spinny flippy sword moves?
#211 to #57 - isolovegames (05/13/2015) [-]
Power stance and Parry? >MFW power-stance duel lighting rapiers + 10
#249 to #211 - edboys (05/14/2015) [-]
Nah. Chime left hand and lightnin rapier right handed. Its simple but i love it
Nah. Chime left hand and lightnin rapier right handed. Its simple but i love it
User avatar #222 to #12 - bagofshit (05/13/2015) [-]
>not chaos

scrub
#50 to #12 - klille (05/12/2015) [-]
you know that the zwei is what im talking about.

awwww yeah
#195 to #12 - killboy (05/13/2015) [-]
Lightning? Excuse you.
#98 to #12 - hypex (05/13/2015) [-]
>lightning
>not chaos
User avatar #148 to #98 - retardedboss ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
>split damage
#186 to #98 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
It's "casual" you ******* casual.
User avatar #192 to #186 - droitesorel (05/13/2015) [-]
wut r u casul?
#47 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
what if the guy is just getting smaller
#34 - verycoolcat (05/12/2015) [-]
DICKSWORD
DICKSWORD
#165 to #34 - betucantmakemelol (05/13/2015) [-]
Did someone say dicksword?
Did someone say dicksword?
#8 - yodaiam ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
#130 to #8 - jagerhaus (05/13/2015) [-]
I made this from the comic
User avatar #28 to #8 - bcsaint (05/12/2015) [-]
how long have you been sitting on that picture waiting for it to be relevant
#40 to #28 - chemicalengineer ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Should you answer this question?
#53 to #28 - yodaiam ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Too long...
Too long...
#1 - leonhardt (05/12/2015) [-]
From gang banger to anime character
From gang banger to anime character
User avatar #54 to #1 - thorstoned (05/13/2015) [-]
which movie is this?
#58 to #54 - edgenotedgy ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I'd tell you, but the first rule specifically states not to talk about it.   
   
   
 Fight Club
I'd tell you, but the first rule specifically states not to talk about it.


Fight Club
User avatar #60 to #58 - thorstoned (05/13/2015) [-]
Man, no need for the spoiler, i don't know how i didn't recognice the scene
#3 to #1 - cocosmama (05/12/2015) [-]
**cocosmama used "*roll picture*"****cocosmama rolled image** why is he trying to stick a cigarette up his nose?
**cocosmama used "*roll picture*"**
**cocosmama rolled image** why is he trying to stick a cigarette up his nose?
#104 to #3 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
It's his way.
#46 to #1 - dwarfman (05/12/2015) [-]
Why not both?
#254 to #46 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
Pork?
#118 - jplayer (05/13/2015) [-]
This is his gun also
User avatar #187 to #118 - thrifty (05/13/2015) [-]
That sounded really ******* good...
#154 to #118 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
Glock 34, lel
User avatar #202 to #118 - riggyrigs (05/13/2015) [-]
>pull the trigger
>recoil knocks you out
User avatar #238 to #202 - belshir ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
takes your arm off more like
#4 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
Are these still available for purchase? Lord knows how much I need another penis compensator.
User avatar #91 to #4 - jehk (05/13/2015) [-]
Really depends on where you live; I live in Wisconsin and all the cool stuff is illegal (assisted opening knives, sword canes, etc)
User avatar #190 to #91 - loganmadder ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Based Ohio, we are allowed to own every knife (I think)
#215 to #4 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
the big one is literally $10000. it is called the microtech halo v.
medium one is 500-800. best of luck
User avatar #5 to #4 - iamnotgoodwithname (05/12/2015) [-]
it might depend on your location, knives that eject straight out like that are illegal in some areas
#6 to #5 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
Illegal to carry, perhaps. Not illegal to own. Problem is that it's a custom knife and I don't know if it's still being made.
User avatar #124 to #6 - freakyorange ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
In West Virginia, switchblades and similar are illegal to own if the blade is over 3 inches.
User avatar #71 to #6 - apurpleliger (05/13/2015) [-]
There are probably some places where they're illegal to own
#27 to #4 - mistervile (05/12/2015) [-]
microtec knives

www.microtechknives.com/

i have one and they are quality made.
#51 - dagreentide (05/12/2015) [-]
Something something penis joke
Something something penis joke
#88 to #51 - zenexazure (05/13/2015) [-]
Penis mentioned, swell with dick sucking.
Penis mentioned, swell with dick sucking.
User avatar #198 to #88 - michaelrock (05/13/2015) [-]
source?
#201 to #198 - sharee (05/13/2015) [-]
ME!ME!ME!
ME!ME!ME!
#56 - xxlasagnacrabxx (05/13/2015) [-]
now THAT

is a knife
User avatar #138 to #56 - pistachioofdoom (05/13/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Too bad Dutvutan got fed with people making references to TF2 on his original songs and removed the Scoutellite channel.
Mostly because of Surprise Buttsecks references.
#188 - marzee (05/13/2015) [-]
Plot twist: It's the same knife all the time
User avatar #14 - screencleaner (05/12/2015) [-]
I have never seen such small hands
#114 - miscarriage (05/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 - loganmadder ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
OH man, only $10k?
User avatar #35 - racetothebottom (05/12/2015) [-]
>press button
>force of blade throws entire knife out of your hands and into attacker
>successful protection
#174 to #35 - jumperzero (05/13/2015) [-]
actually it would force the thing handle first downwards
#36 - mymommasallama (05/12/2015) [-]
ill take 8
ill take 8
#10 - tryg (05/12/2015) [-]
A great kitchen knife for your wife hey, it rhymes!
User avatar #15 to #10 - arziben (05/12/2015) [-]
"I'mma cut you"
User avatar #109 - roxasbaby ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
"Dink"
"Shink"
"Thunk"
User avatar #170 to #109 - majkee (05/13/2015) [-]
"Dink"
"Shink"
"Who hath summoned me?"
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