that's nice

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#2 - communistutopia (09/27/2015) [-]

Shotty knows what's up.

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#88 to #2 - rskamaka ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

Holy **** . I just started watching this series and just finished this exact scene while browsing FJ. (scene right after this gif)

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#92 to #88 - mookiea (09/28/2015) [-]

Dude, holy **** me too. I discovered it like 2 days ago and watched every single episode yesterday, I have a problem. What time do new eps air?

This show is genius.I just wish they would not have done that episode where he said **** you god, when time was falling apart. I'm a christian and that really bothered me. But I can move on and still enjoy the show. Unlike some people.

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#122 to #92 - meuk (09/28/2015) [-]

are you kidding about the " **** you god" part?

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#136 to #122 - mookiea (09/28/2015) [-]

Yea, it bothered me. But I get over it and move on. I mean the show is great.

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#142 to #136 - meuk (09/29/2015) [-]

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#131 to #92 - zomitlu (09/28/2015) [-]

Hehe you got bothered by a line in an animated tv show

You're the problem with society, I bet you get offended by "sin words" and middle fingers

******* pansy ass faggot, please stop watching that show

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#135 to #131 - mookiea (09/28/2015) [-]

Dude **** you. Yes I got offended by it. And I still like it, we all have **** that offends us. Stop being an asshole you prick. And you are the problem with society you judgmental prick. I don't get offended over a finger. But I do over my God, It would be like someone saying **** about your father. You sir are a ******* asshole. There is only one thing on planet earth that offends me, and that was it. I am one of the most open minded and non judgmental Christians you will ever find. So stop being an asshole that get's offended over someone getting offended over their God.

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#137 to #135 - zomitlu (09/29/2015) [-]

God's not real

Why do you get so offended by some **** a random guy on the internet said, why does that bother you?

Go ahead, insult my dad, I won't give a **** , because I'm not a stupid brainwashed pansy like you that cries and gets offended by ******* words on a page. I'm pretty certain nothing 'offends' me, that is a ******* ridiculous word and I can't take anyone seriously if they use it the way you do.

Re-evaluate your life, break free from your ******** religion, and learn to not be so sensitive, your imaginary friend won't get you anywhere

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#138 to #137 - mookiea (09/29/2015) [-]

I've just come too the conclusion you are just a troll and I fell for the bait. Nice one.

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#139 to #138 - zomitlu (09/29/2015) [-]

Hehe, troll

Uh, sure thing pal

Is that what you call everyone who doesn't believe in your fairy tales?

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#140 to #139 - mookiea (09/29/2015) [-]

Damn you're ******* stupid. No I call a troll someone like you that can't have a mature civil debate. You are grasping at straws and trying everything you can to insult me. You are calling me everything under the sun and trying to insult me the only way you know how. That is a troll. You are twisting my words around. I like how I can have a nice mature civil debate with some great atheist and we can understand each other. Then we have you

You are a troll. The very first thing you did was call me a pansy ass faggot. because the only thing that offends me, offended me. You obviously care way to much of what I think and you are letting it control you. Like I tell other's That care to much about my thoughts. who gives a **** what I think. Repeat after me, Who gives a **** what mookiez thinks. There we go, that was easy. The only person that should give a **** about my personal thoughts and beliefs is me. Or continue to act like a childish troll and just call me names and insult me and don't and anything to the argument. Don't add a counter argument. Or you can rebuttal me by insulting me. That is a troll, and that is what you're doing. AS I said I can have great convo's with atheist. I even consider myself a modern day christian scientist. I believe in evolution, I believe in the big bang. I've taken course on anthropology. I study electrical engineering and I have m,y own business I just started up where I do motherboard repair. I'm a christian, But I also believe **** Christians don't. Now don't be so damn judgmental and hateful. Insulting me for literally no other reason that I believe in God. And that proves you care way to much on what I think, like why? Who gives a **** .

There are assholes in every group, and you sir, are being that asshole for no reason. I don't understand why? I guess you get off on insulting people because I don't conform to your standards. You may not be a troll, but you are acting like one. And you are an asshole, that is a fact.

I've gotten far in life. I own my own business at the age of 21. I drive a nice car, I have people that work for me. One person that works for me is a homosexual and he is atheist. And he is a great ******* person. I love him like a brother. He knows I'm christian and we get along fine. That is what being an adult is, a concept I don't think you have grasped yet. If you worked for me, I would fire you, not because you are an atheist. But because of your hateful and spiteful attitude. It's very toxic. Or maybe you're jealous of my life style. Maybe you still live in your parents basement jacking off into your fedora. I don't know, but you have a lot of bottled up hate and you need help. You should see a therapist. I'll even pay for your appointment, because you desperately need help that ******* bad. I feel so sorry for you.

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#141 to #140 - zomitlu (09/29/2015) [-]

You would actually be willing to pay for therapy for me?

****** hit me up man, you're the best

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#98 to #92 - varangianlove (09/28/2015) [-]

Well I guess it means Rick believes in a higher entity, but chooses not to worship him. Is there a word for that, I feel like there is.

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#105 to #98 - alfibrakiz (09/28/2015) [-]

hmm, the opposite of hivemind?

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#106 to #105 - varangianlove (09/28/2015) [-]

I guess, it's pretty interesting to consciously know and reject and omnipresent, omniscient super being and be ok with it. But Rick isn't exactly known for caring

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#108 to #106 - alfibrakiz (09/28/2015) [-]

Plus, if god were to reveal himself I sure as hell would ask him some more or less comforting questions

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#127 to #98 - sesshii (09/28/2015) [-]

It was a reference to "there are no atheists in foxholes".

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#17 to #2 - daviid (09/27/2015) [-]

Shotty 2 knotty

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#73 to #2 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

Take this

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#18 to #2 - arott (09/27/2015) [-]

I know the gif is from rick and morty but it reminds me hardcore of Saints Row 4. Been replaying that lately

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#68 to #18 - relvel (09/28/2015) [-]

Nolan North for President.

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#61 to #18 - dragostarc (09/28/2015) [-]

It's because in that episode, rick and jerry but somehow, Morty isn't there with them for real is kidnapped by aliens who try to get his recipe for concentrated dark matter in a simulation, while the aliens find out that Jerry somehow got kidnapped as well, so they have to use as little processing power as possible in Jerry's section, resulting in glitches like this, and people only saying one phrase.

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#64 to #61 - supertanto (09/28/2015) [-]

;)

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#66 to #64 - dragostarc (09/28/2015) [-]

**** off tanto
ilu bby how you been

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#67 to #66 - supertanto (09/28/2015) [-]

miss u 2 bby gud how bout u

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#5 - GIJorge (09/27/2015) [-]

How do you like my black people curtains?

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#10 to #5 - mongobaum (09/27/2015) [-]

Does that mean, you are currently in prison?
What a good thing they let you use the internet

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#25 to #5 - mortermaster (09/27/2015) [-]

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#11 to #5 - josephkirk (09/27/2015) [-]

looks like an ad for blackpeoplemeet.com

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#16 - infinitereaper (09/27/2015) [-]

pic related

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#132 to #16 - thinemother (09/28/2015) [-]

Cold as ******* ice, damn

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#80 to #16 - thejudgingmoose (09/28/2015) [-]

Holy **** this was painful.

Hope they have some aloe they can use.

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#128 to #80 - slothboner (09/28/2015) [-]

this comment fails lmao

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#133 to #128 - thejudgingmoose (09/28/2015) [-]

Hello again, Slothboner.

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#134 to #133 - danniegurl (09/28/2015) [-]

lol, same guy told me "shut up fat cunt" on a comment replying to hankhillofthe.

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#83 to #16 - freemanareso (09/28/2015) [-]

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#107 to #16 - jwagswashere (09/28/2015) [-]

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#56 to #16 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

Based Bimbos.

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#28 to #16 - trolljunkusa (09/28/2015) [-]

qt

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#74 to #16 - sphincterface (09/28/2015) [-]

Damn she's ******* cold.

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#75 to #16 - esmebuffay (09/28/2015) [-]

May as well double down, right?

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#23 to #16 - acemrhawk (09/27/2015) [-]

no chill fam... straight up savage

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#31 to #16 - cyberviking (09/28/2015) [-]

God damn that was brutal.

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#7 - epicextreme (09/27/2015) [-]

shottys like a melody

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#69 to #7 - bennybroseph (09/28/2015) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69G_9-bo-Y

In case someone doesn't get it

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#129 to #69 - slothboner (09/28/2015) [-]

I still don't get it...

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#27 - dracosjaws (09/27/2015) [-]

Like that one girl who braided her hair and caught a bunch of **** for it.

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#111 to #27 - catsbats (09/28/2015) [-]

what? can i have the story on this?

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#126 to #111 - dracosjaws (09/28/2015) [-]

www.inquisitr.com/1770985/12-year-old-white-girl-goes-viral-over-braids-gets-race-tinged-backlash/

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#123 to #27 - gabikak (09/28/2015) [-]

I need citation

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#125 to #123 - dracosjaws (09/28/2015) [-]

www.inquisitr.com/1770985/12-year-old-white-girl-goes-viral-over-braids-gets-race-tinged-backlash/

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#32 to #27 - thesirofponies (09/28/2015) [-]

But looking at archaeological records,the first culture to braid hair in dreadlocks were the tribes in present day Germany and Switzerland,and were part of the tribes that fought the Roman Empire, with Native Americans and Africans discovering it itself,kind of like farming. Modern dreds didn't arrive till the 70's and 80's from the Caribbean. So it's not a black thing,by technicality it's a Caribbean thing.

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#34 to #32 - notanotheraccount (09/28/2015) [-]

******* thank you.

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#35 to #34 - thesirofponies (09/28/2015) [-]

no prob fam

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#38 to #32 - xxkosukexx (09/28/2015) [-]

Caribbeans are mostly black tho

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#50 to #38 - thesirofponies (09/28/2015) [-]

While tons of Caribbeans do have African descent,they've evolved into different cultures. And while many Africans are of pure African (with different nationalities) Caribbeans are a mix of everything,and the Caribbean is the true melting pot of the world, second only to New York City. There cultures are extremely different

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#9 - volksunion (09/27/2015) [-]

aye check out my nig lipz *****

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#19 to #9 - spritecheifoneome ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Bruh WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEE?!!!!! She's got a piece of toast as lower lips. Goddamn man, what, did she find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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#59 to #19 - greekrascal (09/28/2015) [-]

Aren't tribes great?

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#84 to #19 - propanex (09/28/2015) [-]

I tried doing this... turns out to be a good "on the go" plate.

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#29 to #9 - ascheriit (09/28/2015) [-]

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#95 to #29 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!

I am starving and hungry, but this made my day!

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#99 to #95 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

Thumbs down for having no food to feed my kids? Seriously???

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#114 to #99 - sharklazers (09/28/2015) [-]

sell your ******* pc

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#115 to #114 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

That's a great idea.

Maybe we could eat for a day.

And then have no tool for research, employment, business, bills, communication, entertainment, memories, and so on.

Where exactly do you suggest I sell my 10 year old laptop, BTW?

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#116 to #115 - sharklazers (09/28/2015) [-]

then maybe you could be searching for a jbo instead of browsing fj

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#117 to #116 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

And who the **** do you think is going to hire me, as a foreigner for a job, at midnight?

I mean, if you know the place, I will go right now!

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#118 to #117 - sharklazers (09/28/2015) [-]

If you think like that from the very start you're unlikely to get a job man. Just find as many places as possible and apply as soon as you can. Don't give up

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#119 to #118 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

Firstly, I am totally disabled. So where do you suggest I work?

Secondly, I highly doubt I can find a job at midnight. If you think I can, please tell me where? Most people do not even go out at midnight, let alone look for work...

I have applied at jobs. And they want a college degree, verifiable work history, phone numbers of past workmates, references, and many other things I cannot provide. This, while being disabled...

Further, I do not speak the language very well. How can I get a job if I cannot even talk to the people I work with or receive orders from my boss?

You seem to have the answers, but are not willing to share them. I am open to advice?

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#100 to #99 - deutschblut (09/28/2015) [-]

Can't have a moment's happiness...

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#57 - pyrusd (09/28/2015) [-]

Now now, not like blacks would ever paint their skin and play dress up to make fun of whites...

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#97 to #57 - Dember ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

good heavens no!

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#78 - solarisofcelestia (09/28/2015) [-]

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#93 - megayoming (09/28/2015) [-]

All jokes aside based SHOTTY is based

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#112 - brawnyjavo (09/28/2015) [-]

So that's who all those rappers are talking about..

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#89 - nagafever (09/28/2015) [-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** schnizel

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#90 to #89 - schnizel (09/28/2015) [-]

thats a good niga

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#48 - bigredballr (09/28/2015) [-]

Her face made me think of this

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#55 - seriousvaluables (09/28/2015) [-]

finding a black person that doesnt hate white people is like finding a unicorn

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#103 to #55 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

I have a few black friends that aren't like "MICHAE BROW DIN DU NUFFIN"
But discuss racial issues normally

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#12 - LocoJoe (09/27/2015) [-]

Look at me with black people criminal record.

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#96 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

thank the based god

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#81 - angelojuusan (09/28/2015) [-]

**angelojuusan used "*roll picture*"**
**angelojuusan rolled image** The next thing for Tumblr ***** to get offended over

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#53 - yordles (09/28/2015) [-]

I'm just now hearing of this guy, but I like him.

Also, the "white people lips" thing is honestly funny in my opinion.

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#15 - gaminggenus (09/27/2015) [-]

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#1 - admiralloli (09/27/2015) [-]

aye

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#3 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

I kind of see stuff like what he mentioned happen all the time, no one really cares. At most someone will get very slightly personally offended. But the opposite happened and it turns out some people would rather be hypocrites than stand by the same standards they claim to believe in by making this and trying to start an uproar.