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#6 - coolmcbob (09/30/2013) [-]
You think that's bad?
You think that's bad?
#33 to #6 - cetus (09/30/2013) [-]
...This made me move my feet from under the desk.
#32 to #6 - crazycowhimself (09/30/2013) [-]
well it looks like it can't see anything (it's probably ******* deep underwater and very dark)...

... meaning that when it bumps into something, its first reaction is to try to eat it.
what if it bumps into a rock?
User avatar #39 to #32 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
It's most likely not anywhere near the bottom of the ocean so it'd be highly unlikely for it to bump into any rocks.
User avatar #40 to #39 - crazycowhimself (10/01/2013) [-]
but still.. i may be wrong, I my guess is that it swims around in complete darkness, and its natural reflex when hitting something is to just try to eat it, without knowing what it is...

seems a bit silly imo
User avatar #41 to #40 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/02/2013) [-]
It's actually an excellent evolutionary adaptation for its environment. Food at those depths is extremely rare so it doesn't have the energy to spare for seeking prey, and it has no lures like an angler fish to attract it, so it waits for prey to wander by it and it eats it. Many organisms utilize this strategy and it's very effective.
#23 to #6 - mattdoggy (09/30/2013) [-]
it's dangerous to go alone   
have a slightly different version
it's dangerous to go alone
have a slightly different version
#19 to #6 - buenoisawesome (09/30/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!
User avatar #14 to #6 - meganignog (09/30/2013) [-]
"GET BACK HERE YOU GOD DAMN CONTAINER"
#12 to #6 - organiclead (09/30/2013) [-]
Loose jawed fish FTW!
User avatar #7 to #6 - harryhai (09/30/2013) [-]
the glorious goblin shark. Gif gets me everytime all my nope
#9 to #7 - hugsta (09/30/2013) [-]
All of your nope? Like, literally impossible to nope harder?
As in, if they suddenly grew giant spider legs and invaded the land you'd still be at the same level of nope, if not less?
User avatar #34 to #9 - unclejungle (09/30/2013) [-]
Let's not talk about the Death Gas Machines.
#17 to #9 - anonymous (09/30/2013) [-]
Gyo...
#10 to #9 - harryhai (09/30/2013) [-]
in due consideration of your nice little phantasy, i would like to correct my nope to a 3/10 level
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