That's fucking sad. I dont know whats more pathetic That you can get arrested for stealing a single dollar, Or that prison has better healthcare than freedom. A
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That's fucking sad

I dont know whats more pathetic

That you can get arrested for stealing a single dollar,
Or that prison has better healthcare than freedom

A man robbed RI bank for so he could be
arrested and sent to jail for free medical
health care.
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#7 - captnnorway (12/01/2013) [+] (69 replies)
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Inb4 a lot of europhaggots and canadians  and possibly democrats  shout "HurrDurr Freehealthcare" ... Stop please, it's making us look bad. There are more important things than to get america to get free healthcare; fixing their economy, fixing how hispanic and blacks is much less likely finish high school, fix the problem with their prisons. The list goes on, and just like they don't scream at us to fix our problem with racism towards muslims and east europeans we shouldn't scream at them. Their whole society is based around the american dream, it's not a simple thing to change the mentality of hundred of million souls. Hell ... we norwegains should burry our heads in the sand concidering who we voted into our government. If you have to criticize someone, please look at their culture and ideal first, or else you'll look like an fedora wearing 						******					.    
   
 Since I'm bound to piss off people with this, I'll add that it's just as stupid to think there is absolutely no god as it is to believe it is. It's not something we can verify or disprove and should therefor not looked upon as a fact.   
   
 Pic related, it's all the fat 						*******					 who vote FrP
Inb4 a lot of europhaggots and canadians and possibly democrats shout "HurrDurr Freehealthcare" ... Stop please, it's making us look bad. There are more important things than to get america to get free healthcare; fixing their economy, fixing how hispanic and blacks is much less likely finish high school, fix the problem with their prisons. The list goes on, and just like they don't scream at us to fix our problem with racism towards muslims and east europeans we shouldn't scream at them. Their whole society is based around the american dream, it's not a simple thing to change the mentality of hundred of million souls. Hell ... we norwegains should burry our heads in the sand concidering who we voted into our government. If you have to criticize someone, please look at their culture and ideal first, or else you'll look like an fedora wearing ****** .

Since I'm bound to piss off people with this, I'll add that it's just as stupid to think there is absolutely no god as it is to believe it is. It's not something we can verify or disprove and should therefor not looked upon as a fact.

Pic related, it's all the fat ******* who vote FrP
#18 - infinitereaper (12/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can you guys imagine how this went down?

"Put the money in the bag!"
"here you go sir"

"No! Singular not plural!"
"I don't understand sir"

"What the **** are you doing-stop"
"one money!"
"One money sir?"

"yes"
User avatar #11 - jacklane (12/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Unrelated: if you are ever picked for jury duty, and don't want to be on the jury, make sure to let them know (during the interview part before selection) that you are aware that a jury does not have to follow the written law and can make any decision they want to come to.

Prosecution or the defense will have you booted ******* quick!
#40 - dwarfman (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This story is ******** , and has been reposted here no less than 10 times. It never happened. Stop with your "this world sucks" the only sites that posted on the story are no name blogs and other nonsense.
#55 - jasohazard (12/02/2013) [-]
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#110 - mikaelkid (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thank Obama!
Thank Obama!
#33 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a kid I always said if I was homeless I'd just do something to go to prison.
User avatar #68 - thamuz ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Coming from a law enforcement member it happens a lot more than you think.

In the facility I work for, we have quite a few homeless ones.
#9 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
7th Amendment of the Consitution: In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
In other words, you can't go to jail for stealing one dollar. Fake as **** , downvoted
#16 to #9 - eminesser (12/01/2013) [-]
the term 'robbed' implies the use of weapons, force or threaths to achieve unjustified gain
#144 - alstorp (12/02/2013) [-]
Hfw
Hfw
User avatar #96 - bronyquest **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
holy **** , that guy looks exactly like my dad
User avatar #56 - commanderbunbun (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
how is that sad? he's abusing the system. the system is already ****** up, might as well twist and turn it to give the homeless food, shelter and medical attention.

i'd rather my taxes pay for this man then a real criminal
User avatar #27 - bjorntheberserk (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If he cannot afford health insurance he is obviously poor and if he is poor he can apply for medicaid. I once was on medicaid back when I was 22 and I am 26 now. Also I am a single white male with no kids. This ************ is obviously elderly and if he did have legitimate health conditions that would make him qualify even more for medicaid and perhaps Medicare. I call fake on this. And if he actually did it then that means he did it as a political stunt not because he actually needed healthcare.
#140 - norwayloled (12/02/2013) [-]
In Norway, a man from Nigeria (or some other african country, don't remember) killed 3 people on the bus, because he was about to be deported.. Killed 3 people, to go to jail.. How bad is africa really?

Pic insanely unrelated..
User avatar #126 - Das (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Honestly that is what I would do if I was homeless and completely down and out. Rob a bank. I'd either a bunch of cash, or I'd go to jail and get a place to sleep, three meals a day, and free healthcare.
#122 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
oh cmon everyones heard this one
you gotta try harder than that to outrage me
#91 - mvlsuds (12/02/2013) [-]
its sad that this has been reposted so many times
User avatar #31 - shinku (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow its like its 2002 in here or something
User avatar #4 - poakmarshall ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That guy looks like George Carlin....anybody else notice that
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