That's cute. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. Four years ege, when i wes , I noticed that my front is very reflective so i wes
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

That's cute

Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!

Four years ege, when i wes ,
I noticed that my front is very
reflective so i west pretending to dive
in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style.
Suddenly e reelly hot girl walked past
and i wes startled end fell over. Embarrassed
waited for e bit and then stood up.
As i stoop up i sew her slowly sheeting en
imaginary rifle from behind e car,
We then m do this for )
minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death.
She wasn' t getting up SD I went outside meet her
Once I get ho where she wee there WEE nothing
but to piece of paper with (O mobile number on it,
Today, we we getting married
...
+1289
Views: 47892
Favorited: 129
Submitted: 07/05/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to phanact E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(170):

[ 170 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - zaxzwim (07/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
don't know if it's true or not but that would be nice if it were
#2 - I Am Monkey (07/05/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I'd like to believe this isn't true for the sake of my own sanity, because I don't want to live in a world where it can be that easy...
#3 - ayumu ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Have some more happy feels
User avatar #5 - koneella (07/05/2014) [-]
ahahha nice try phanact, but that guy isn't you.
#126 - futonshinobi (07/05/2014) [-]
I thought he was going to find her legit dead.
User avatar #107 - naruske (07/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One month ago I met this chick who was drunk as **** . We flirted, she left and I asked her number from a friend. Today I ****** the **** out of her.

Ayy
#34 - nump (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
ShreX Doubt
#105 - DrPeppir (07/05/2014) [-]
I dont give a **** if this is fake, this made me smile.
#93 - Greevon (07/05/2014) [-]
a piece of paper with a mobile number A pool of red and the words "I hope we can play again" smeared onto the truck's window.   
Instant Creepy-pasta.
a piece of paper with a mobile number A pool of red and the words "I hope we can play again" smeared onto the truck's window.
Instant Creepy-pasta.
#108 - finalfantasymaster (07/05/2014) [-]
it was fake but it was the good kind of fake
User avatar #120 - leonhardt (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'll take " **** that never happened" for 500, Alex
User avatar #116 - neokun (07/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
But If you were 18 and that was 4 years ago then that means you are now 22 years old.
#117 to #116 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
your point being?
#8 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
PURE ******* CANCER. HOW BOUT WE DON:T BE ******* PUSSIES
User avatar #9 to #8 - egosumproxi ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
That would be pretty gay Anon...

Not that I have anything against that.
User avatar #61 - decapitation (07/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
oh **** i remember mlia, what an awful website
#68 to #67 - decapitation (07/05/2014) [-]
like this for example

why would someone share this?
#25 - klina (07/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
That was a really nice story and I thumbed it up but god damn how is that MLIA? That's not average human behavior.
That was a really nice story and I thumbed it up but god damn how is that MLIA? That's not average human behavior.
User avatar #32 to #25 - mindsculptorjace (07/05/2014) [-]
"My Life Is Awesome"?

The **** does that have to do with "normal" human behavior?
#14 - cainey (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - alfibrakiz (07/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
getting married at 22? yeah, well good luck with that.
#62 - rambomanthree (07/05/2014) [-]
TFW girls like that dont exist
TFW if they do they either live 1000 miles away


most people would call you a loser if you did this
[ 170 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)