That's clever. . A man robbed RI bank for so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health care.. and just like any other free medical health care, the hidden cost is real pain in the ass. do ya get it cus hes goign to get a pain in the ass nudge nudge
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User avatar #6 - Titanasgr ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Plus, all the free prostate exams.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrselfdestruct (08/03/2014) [-]
using dicks
#1 - tomahawkkit (08/03/2014) [-]
and just like any other free medical health care, the hidden cost is real pain in the ass.

do ya get it
cus hes goign to get a pain in the ass
nudge nudge
User avatar #40 to #1 - bastardusnorvegi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
wink wink
User avatar #2 to #1 - Tusura (08/03/2014) [-]
I got it...
Itaintmakinmelaughmeatwad.jpg
but I got it.
#37 to #2 - kameken (08/03/2014) [-]
You tried
You tried
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tusura (08/03/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir, I shall save it to my collection.
#31 to #5 - hashtronaut ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
acquired this recently
acquired this recently
#3 to #1 - fapdaniels (08/03/2014) [-]
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#24 - economicfreedom (08/03/2014) [-]
good for him
#22 - angelooo (08/03/2014) [-]
But I thought George Carlin died?
#36 - lolzordz (08/03/2014) [-]
rob it for millions, if you get away with it youre a millionaire, if not then free healthcare. jeez poor people are stupid
User avatar #9 - olmesy (08/03/2014) [-]
Wouldn't it make more sense to try to steal all the money?

If you get caught, you still get free healthcare.
If you get away, you can afford healthcare.

I don't think the sentence is different depending on how much you stole
User avatar #17 to #9 - iamnuff (08/03/2014) [-]
if you make it perfectly clear that the whole thing was just an excuse to get put in jail, you are likely to get more sympathy and a shorter sentence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - alstorp (08/03/2014) [-]
Maybe he doesn't want to hurt anyone.
User avatar #13 to #9 - landartheconqueror (08/03/2014) [-]
he's trying to be honorable and not steal people's money
User avatar #34 to #13 - fuzzysixx (08/03/2014) [-]
Other than those who fund the prison.
#11 to #9 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
sentance lengths are proportional to financial impact of the the crime
#16 - ThumbItUp (08/03/2014) [-]
thats actually pretty sad
#14 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
Bull ******* **** that prisoners get healthcare and not law abiding citizens. Criminals deserve to suffer. Bring in a ******* vet for them. That's what prisoners are, animals. Bring in some asshole who barely graduated med school. The worst possible doctor you can find. That's what those degenerates deserve.
#28 to #14 - yellowjack (08/03/2014) [-]
Woah there, cowboy. If your edge was any sharper, you'd be PETA.
#15 to #14 - douthit (08/03/2014) [-]
Most people in the criminal justice system were involved in nonviolent crimes.
#23 to #15 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't be involved in any crime. Problem solved.
User avatar #25 to #23 - economicfreedom (08/03/2014) [-]
don't make victimless acts illegal; problem solved
User avatar #39 to #23 - douthit (08/03/2014) [-]
Tell that to the Indians 1930's, or the Japanese in the 1940's. Many horrible things done in history were legal at the time. Legality is of no consequence in a conversation about the justness or injustice of a law.
User avatar #32 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/03/2014) [-]
hm, where is this? Because in the US you can't go to jail for stealing just a dollar.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sketchE ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
bank robbery. possibly armed.
User avatar #35 to #33 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/03/2014) [-]
true.
#21 - kmichel (08/03/2014) [-]
In England, the homeless throw rockets at store windows so they have a warm place to stay and free meals.
User avatar #30 to #21 - hashtronaut ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
wouldn't it be more effective to fire a rocket than throw it? I know what you meant
#41 to #30 - kmichel (08/04/2014) [-]
Damn phone...I used the word "rocket" a lot recently because of the Israel-Palestine conflict. Must have autocorrected because of that.
#27 to #21 - politicsnstuff (08/03/2014) [-]
they should be shot...
there's no justification for being an asshole to some who isn't involve with your problems
User avatar #19 - lumpymandude (08/03/2014) [-]
Look everyone. man on internet in orange jump suit and words above his head. The story is definitely true right. I mean look at all his sources. and that description, so informitive
User avatar #26 to #19 - hhanako (08/03/2014) [-]
people do **** like that all the time
#18 - garymotherfingoak (08/03/2014) [-]
I normally don't complain about reposts, but I'm pretty sure this is one of the few that pretty much everyone has seen at one point or another.

Not to mention this version has the citation cropped out.
User avatar #12 - teleamachus (08/03/2014) [-]
I was homeless in Corpus Christi for a week and was tempted to get myself put in jail until my job started just so I would have a place to stay...
User avatar #4 - comicexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Looks a rather lot like Charles Manson...
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