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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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stickied by theshadowed
Everyone knows he's into calibration porn
#109 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#113 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#114 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#115 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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daaawwww love this couple ^^
User avatar #152 to #1 - darkoblivion
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laogh-gasped so hard i stopped breathing for a few seconds
#79 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#90 to #1 - drunkenmonkeydk
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#81 to #1 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#89 to #80 - drunkenmonkeydk
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Lost it at the Elcor.
#35 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
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#43 to #1 - certifiedidiot
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#16 to #15 - theshadowed [OP]
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I sincerely hope I'm not banned for this
#62 to #16 - gux
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*Fixed
#49 to #16 - tankerdude
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User avatar #23 to #16 - sketchE
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id watch it
#11 - harala
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TALI IS BEST.
#29 to #11 - omnipotentsoap
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#32 to #29 - stadic
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>MFW   
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I don't think it works that way
>MFW
>No picture
I don't think it works that way
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#30 to #29 - anon id: 1c3d4a70
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If you don't join the circle jerk, don't ********.
#36 to #11 - bamsebjornen
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ma waifu
#93 to #11 - yostone
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User avatar #33 to #11 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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MY BRAND!
Seeing Tali always reminds me of this
#74 to #11 - Kairyuka
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I have no shame in my major crush on Tali
I have no shame in my major crush on Tali
#38 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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agreed, except what bioware did to her with that ******* picture.

I save her people, make peace with the geth, and take her back to her home planet. I have of course been romancing her for 3 games, and we are pretty close. She takes her mask off on her planet, and... they dont show her face. Momentarily i feel cheated, but then quickly think "well at least it keeps the mystery alive." I go back to my cabin, and to my horror there is a picture of her, and it just looks like a ****** photoshop job. "NO NO NO" i think to myself and go to the computer and google it. And guess what, it is just a ****** photoshop job of a FREE stock photo. They literally avoided showing me her face on the one place in the galaxy she can safely be without a mask, and then shoved a picture that took some faggot intern 10 minutes to shop. LOOK AT HER ******* HAND, they literally just lopped a few fingers off.

Mass effect 3 ruined the series for me, and made me rage to a level I didnt know video games could do. The worst ending I have ever seen in any game, and a ton of questionable decisions. Bioware, son I am dissapoint.
User avatar #120 to #38 - theshadowed [OP]
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Actually you get the pic anyway. And the rest of the romance was brilliant. Especially the extra bits in the Citadel dlc.
User avatar #133 to #120 - sanguinesolitude
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I agree, which made the reveal so bad. It wouldnt be as bad if I hadnt saved her people. she dies, leaving you a lone picture to remember her by. Ho hum. But if you have fought for her, built a relationship with her, brought peace to her people, and then you have this amazing homecoming where you return her to you planet, and its the logical place for a reveal. And they don't do it, then you get a slap in the face in the form of that picture. Its like they take one of the most anticipated things from the 3 games, and half-ass it in the laziest sloppiest way possible. thankfully this already had cracked my faith in the series before the ending destroyed it. I think this early letdown really helped me, since i would have raged even harder if the game had been flawless up until the godawful ending.
User avatar #134 to #133 - theshadowed [OP]
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It wouldn't have even been that bad not knowing
User avatar #136 to #134 - sanguinesolitude
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oh i would much prefer that. if they aren't going to do it right and show me in a cutscene that they just dont show me. I've been along for the mysteriousness as it was, and if you aren't going to bother really revealing it properly, just don't. keep it a mystery.

really, just anything but a poorly photoshopped stock photo. they didn't even hire a model or shoot it themselves, just some random chick from getty images. Literally couldnt be less lazy.
#137 to #136 - theshadowed [OP]
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2005 Miss England winner. This is her.

THAT IS NOT TALI
#153 to #138 - theshadowed [OP]
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This is my favorite. Its one of the actual concept arts as well
User avatar #154 to #153 - sanguinesolitude
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looks like completely human with just odd eyes though, i picked a mystery girl with like 3 fingers and toes, i dont expect her to look entirely human.
User avatar #155 to #154 - theshadowed [OP]
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The Asari don't look that different from humans. Theres enough differences to satisfy me
#156 to #155 - sanguinesolitude
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but i mean at least they are blue skinned and have head tentactles. I can see why a humanlike bodyplan would be fairly standard, it seems one of the most adaptable layouts.

I just mean that picture looks like an emo girl with special contacts in, rather than an entirely different species who would have evolved under different circumstances than humanity. I mean she has backwards legs and all.

p.s. do you remember all the tali face memes, i loved those.
#157 to #156 - theshadowed [OP]
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Well, you can tell she has purple skin, and ash blond hair

I'm shocked at myself, i haven't saved any. The Wrex one is the best. I've got **** tons of Garrus though
#158 to #157 - sanguinesolitude
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#159 to #158 - theshadowed [OP]
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I'll trade you Tali for Garrus then
I'll trade you Tali for Garrus then
#160 to #159 - sanguinesolitude
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deal
#161 to #160 - theshadowed [OP]
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#162 to #161 - sanguinesolitude
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User avatar #83 to #38 - saltyfries
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I'm about to get to 3, I only wanna play it now for the Citadel DLC, it sounds like EA really screwed the pooch to Bioware on this one...
User avatar #84 to #83 - sanguinesolitude
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dont click the spoiler i did in number 54.
User avatar #85 to #84 - saltyfries
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I'm ok with spoilers, it makes sense though considering when playing ME1 the Reaper targeted the Citadel first...
User avatar #88 to #85 - sanguinesolitude
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SPOILERS... aka i really want to talk about this, but dont want to ruin it for everyone or you if you havent played it.


no, it makes no sense because of that. If the citadel is a reaper controlling everything, then there is absolutely no reason for sovereign to go to the citadel to activate the mass relays. The citadel controls all the reapers, and all the keepers are indoctrinated, thus has complete control of itself and all the reapers. There is no possible need to send a single one to activate it, since it itself had to activate the reaper.

The biggest problems with the ending with 3 is that 1. it makes no sense. 2. it wraps up without explaining anything and 3. it completely ignores all the choices you make at any point during any of the games and gives you 3 cookie cutter endings, all of which are as bad as or worse than the reaper threat.
User avatar #75 to #38 - playerdous
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I only played ME1 and this disappoints even me.
#46 to #38 - sanguinesolitude
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#40 to #38 - anon id: 1c3d4a70
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damn spoilers man. I haven't even finished ME2
User avatar #45 to #40 - sanguinesolitude
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oi i spoiled like nothing major.

and get on it man its been out for ******* ever. p.s. mass effect 2 is one of the best games i have played, heck the first 3/4 of mass effect 3 was great.
#51 to #45 - anon id: 1c3d4a70
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nothing mayor? ******* picture says After she kills herself! WTF man
User avatar #54 to #51 - sanguinesolitude
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only if you dont save her people. she didn't kill herself in my playthrough. Hey i didn't make the picture.

dont click this
at least i didn't tell you the citadel is a reaper controlling everything
User avatar #121 to #54 - kneehumper
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Massive spoilers below, proceed at your own risk

The citadel isn't a reaper, it was built by the reapers along with the Mass Relays to ensure that every new civilisation took the same path.

The Catalyst (the A.I that controls the Reapers) live on the Citadel, but it's an independent A.I and not a part of the Citadel
User avatar #132 to #121 - sanguinesolitude
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spoilt milk

the citadel is a reaper construct with the leader of the reapers in control of it, if that doesn't qualify it as a reaper, i don't know what does.

the catalyst controls the reapers, and essentially created the reapers, after being created itself by the leviathans. It controls the cycles and is the architect of everything. There is no way it wouldn't be able to activate the citadel. they just said it couldnt because the ****** end story didnt fit with the earlier story, they wanted a huge twist, and delivered a weak-ass nonsensical ending, which they frantically tried to shore up with dlc and extended information. It is not the citadel, but resides there and through indoctrination controls a shedton of keepers and the general working of the reapers. It is basically the citadel.

the ending just made no sense. The starchild talks about how synthetics always kill organics, but controls sythetics to kill organics without them going crazy and doing it on their own. Shephard neglects to mention that the geth and quarians have made peace, that EDI and joker have formed a relationship and she has saved your lives many times and vice versa, he ignores legion and his interacting with you, etc. Literally everything you have done seems to prove the starchild wrong, and you dont even have the option to defy him, just to pick one of the three choices he gives you.

based on everything we have in the lore, when a mass relay explodes, it goes supernova and destroys its system. Thus the horror we unlease not only wipes out all life as we know it, but all nonsentient life in every major system as well. Thus any of our three choices renders us worse than the reapers. In addition, even if this isnt the case, without the relays nobody is going home. And the earth cant support the biology of half the species, especially now that its half destroyed. Basically, shepard ******** up.
#142 to #132 - kneehumper
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You are right about everything, I didn't even think about why the Reapers needed Sovereign to open the Citadel Relay when the Catalyst lives on the ******* thing.

The whole major plot about why organic lifeforms needs to be restarted to prevent a devastating war between organics and synthetics is kind of weak in my opinion. The only problems between the two factions is the ones that the starchild created. I also didn't notice something that explained why a conflict between organics and synthetics were more threatening to the galaxy than all the other countless wars that were wagered. The quarian/geth conflict proved that life will always go on, and the starchild is therefore not needed in the first place.

I still really love the game but the ending overall seems to be extremely rushed and could've been so much better. The basic thought is pretty good, but the final product has so many loose ends the story presses its head up its own butthole.

User avatar #143 to #142 - sanguinesolitude
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that was my problem. i loved the entire series and then was just brutalized by the ending. Like i just sat there thinking "what the **** just happened." I sat and thought through it, and

A. we aren't really told much to justify the starchild's assertions. He says conflict always ends with synthetics winning, except he doesnt tell us how he knows. apparently the leviathans know and created the catalyst, who created the reapers. then the leviathans had to hide because the reapers try to kill everything. So really the only constant for eons has been the catalyst's synthetics killing everything. I mean at least if it gave us some idea that what he said was valid, maybe we could understand why we just gave up without fighting or questioning everything like shepard did.

B. none of our choices mattered. Literally as long as you have enough military power you get the same ending. Whether you saved the rachni queen, helped or fought the geth, saved the quarians, cured the krogans, etc. Literally none of that made any difference at all in the end. Nor was it even referenced. We could have done the bare minimum and the same thing happened, i mean i guess we didn't even need enough attack power since there wasn't going to be a real battle. I gathered every scrap of resistence in the galaxy, and then shot one of three colored conduits instead of fighting anyone. For ***** sake why was the illusive man even there, i mean apparently he was indoctrinated, but he didnt really do anything to stand in my way at any point. How did he even get to the citadel? Literally pointless just to have some minor emotion, oh he's good but controlled by evil, so he suicides after explaining like nothing. nothing we did seemed to make a difference, not the relations with the crew, not the factions, nothing. After 3 games where choice is everything, its insulting to have three colored explosions to choose.
User avatar #144 to #143 - kneehumper
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Yeah, the starchild plotholes just go on forever. I think the starchild said he had run some simulations, but that's still really weak. Maybe they could've portrayed him as a rouge A.I or extremely hateful against organics instead of this all-knowing being and saved some parts of the story by saying he's crazy, idk

I started playing the games years after they were released when i started playing I already knew that the ending was apparently going to suck, so I wasn't as disappointed as many others were.
It still would've been awesome though if my choices would've made more impact. Like if I didn't cure the krogan the salarians would've been exterminated because of lack of firepower or if I took the geth's side they would've hacked entire reapers and turned the entire battle. These are just examples but I don't like the idea that every choice I make just gives me a fixed number no matter what I do. You can't choose wrong, you get the same outcome no matter what you do.

The best ending is the *************** where Shepard tries to shoot the little bastard, pisses him off and loses the entire war
#145 to #144 - sanguinesolitude
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i just felt like they were working through an ending and EA was like, hey you guys have 3 months to finish this ****. and Bioware caved to the pressure. you could tell it was an EA game since the second it ended there was a big "BUY THIS DLC NAOOOOO" ad.

i dont know if that one was even possible when i played it. i did fire a few rounds through his fake head if i remember correctly.

One of these days i will break down and play through the series again.
User avatar #146 to #145 - kneehumper
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I'm pretty sure it's from the extended cut DLC, I love it

You really should replay it, I'm playing a full renegade asshole this time and it's hella fun. I'm gonna go to bed now though, but it was nice talking to you, cheers!
User avatar #147 to #146 - sanguinesolitude
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it was fun. yeah i was pretty paragon. I want to do a femshep renegade playthrough, going lesbo with miranda and or jack... definitely jack.
User avatar #67 to #54 - acidjunk
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Thanks bro

god damnit why did i read that
#69 to #67 - sanguinesolitude
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i said don't click it, why would you do that? what are you some kind of masochist
i said don't click it, why would you do that? what are you some kind of masochist
User avatar #70 to #69 - acidjunk
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I LIKE WHEN YOU HURT ME
#71 to #70 - sanguinesolitude
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*sigh* fine down to the basement with you, ill just put on my leathers and be down in a minute.
*sigh* fine down to the basement with you, ill just put on my leathers and be down in a minute.
#31 to #11 - tiltaz
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MFW ******* aliens
#12 to #11 - theshadowed [OP]
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Damn ******* right
Damn ******* right
#14 to #11 - thekeeperofthumbs
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#50 - bitchesbanthymine
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#4 - harrytwater
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I thought they were watching horror movies at first because i just looked at the last few panels
User avatar #22 to #4 - theshadowed [OP]
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To be honest theres probably no difference between Turian porn and horror movies
#39 - chaosnazo
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I once read a doujin about Garrus and Fem-Shepard having sex, it was so detailed about descriptions that it described Garrus' reproductive organ's ability, anotomy and how it works.
It showed me how an actual session of intercourse between those two species would go on.
It also did the romantic really well, so it didn't just feel like two pigs unf'ing in the back of the barn.

I was too ******* facinated to fap.
#41 to #39 - robobabe
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If you have this, you should PM me the link because reasons...
If you have this, you should PM me the link because reasons...
#44 to #41 - chaosnazo
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Ok.
Sending the link.
If anyone else want to know just comment.
User avatar #57 to #44 - toguro
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Yeah I'm curious - would you send me the link please?
User avatar #61 to #57 - chaosnazo
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User avatar #59 to #57 - toguro
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Nevermind!
#48 to #44 - pwnagraphy
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*cough*
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I would also like a link, for purely scientific reasons of course.
#96 to #39 - harbingerwolf
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In a non sarcastic way.
In a non sarcastic way.
#140 to #39 - anon id: d81f5017
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sauce? C:
User avatar #141 to #140 - chaosnazo
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See #53
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#53 to #47 - chaosnazo
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Ok, ok
Posting it here
Get over here pwnagraphy
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#73 to #53 - slend
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Wow, I just, I just read porn for the story. Goddamnit, November.
User avatar #60 to #53 - pwnagraphy
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A true patron of the arts, good sir. I tip my hat to you
User avatar #98 to #53 - onefuckingskurut
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Okay, that was amazing!
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#110 to #6 - anon id: 80ae05e8
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where are my ****** grunt, legion and jack?
#139 to #110 - legayunicorn
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There's a larger version on Deviantart, but I can't find it

Take this though, because it made me laugh
#58 - zenet
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>Everyone's FW Turian movie
>Everyone's FW Turian movie
User avatar #91 to #58 - novabird
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do you have the original?
User avatar #148 to #91 - zenet
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nope, just this
User avatar #149 to #148 - novabird
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guess i go back search it then.
#150 to #58 - novabird
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found it.
found it.
#7 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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I never understood why the girls fangirled over him, so i thought i might as well try romancing him. and, just, just god ******* dam it. i get it now. i really get it.
source:
User avatar #24 to #7 - sketchE
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i ******* loved him since ME1. hes like a big dog that talks to you. loyal friendly good at hunting and just an all around badass. i squeed when he appeared in ME2. as a dude squeeing is very weird
User avatar #8 to #7 - theexo
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explain?
User avatar #13 to #8 - nidhugg
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Nice picture
User avatar #9 to #8 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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it's hard to explain fully in words. but he's just so ******* adorable as he's so shy and unsure of himself.
as i said it's hard to explain in words. best bet is t play a femshep and romance him.
#17 to #9 - SirFail
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Everytime, Without fail.
Everytime, Without fail.
#10 to #9 - anon id: 1c3d4a70
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I think that you are gay. Or a girl.
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Or bisexual.