That poodle is now a puddle..... . A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire lengt That poodle is now a puddle A Marine boarded train on his way home from deployment The was quite crowded and the walked entire lengt
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A Marine boarded a train on his way home
from deployment. The train was quite
crowded, and the Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a
French woman, but when he got
there he saw it was taken by the woman' s
poodle.
The Marine asked,
Ma' am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one
in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little
Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but
the only seat available was under that dog.
Please, Ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very
tired," he asked again.
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans
rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn' t say a word; he just
picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant
fer doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in the wrong band, You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the
window."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - mrnaanbread
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It's about time the Brits and the Americans stopped fighting and together took the piss out of other cultures, the French are as good a place to start as any.
User avatar #167 to #4 - thebaseballexpert
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as a French-American I'm not sure how I feel about this.
#205 to #4 - anon id: 2d407c3e
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OMG FRENCH ARE LE RUDE AND SURRENDER MONKEYS LEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You ******* cunts haven't had a single one of your cells step into France or any of its colonies have you? Pathetic
#218 to #205 - xtremehivoltage
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No because if we did the ground would immediately surrender to its american overlord and become an extension of the U.S. We don't prefer to take over weaker lands
No because if we did the ground would immediately surrender to its american overlord and become an extension of the U.S. We don't prefer to take over weaker lands
User avatar #207 to #205 - mrnaanbread
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I went to France, didn't enjoy it too much, they do make some pretty good electronica though.
User avatar #217 to #4 - xtremehivoltage
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agreed
User avatar #241 to #4 - mrnaanbread
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Admin / admin I'll have #ff3083 text please.
User avatar #267 to #241 - mrnaanbread
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Admin / admin I'll have #ff3083 text please.
User avatar #275 to #267 - mrnaanbread
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Admin / admin I'll have #ff3083 text please.
#252 to #4 - anon id: 3b9e20fe
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France allied with the states and gave crucial manpower and naval assistance in the american revolution versus the brits. Just saying
User avatar #98 to #4 - rollmeanddie
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IRISH ONBOARD NOW LADS! UNNERBRIDGE DUBLIN, AMIRITE?

Seriously, though, there's some people only American jerkassery and English wit can break. Some Aussie indifference and Irish drunken rambling couldn't hurt.
User avatar #99 to #98 - mrnaanbread
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I like the sound of it.
User avatar #78 to #4 - toosexyforyou
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1. The Brits and Americans have been working together for a while now.
2. Everyone hates the French.

All of your wildest dreams have come true, friend.
User avatar #159 to #4 - kevinipples
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*cough* world war 2
User avatar #193 to #4 - undeadwill
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I'm behind it.
User avatar #166 to #4 - freakyorange
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I don't think the americans and the brits mean anything when we yell at each other. It's more of a brotherly fight thing.
User avatar #121 to #4 - theshadowed
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This thread is basically the world vs. the french
User avatar #137 to #4 - furiousmarshmellow
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It seems the French are the only culture to take this piss out off without a lot of drawbacks.
User avatar #42 to #4 - huszti
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can we germans join, too? just for the french.
User avatar #69 to #42 - mrnaanbread
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Yes, the Germans will be valuable team players.
#194 to #69 - daffyduckyo
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jes plees, us jermenz tell good joks tu
jes plees, us jermenz tell good joks tu
#152 to #4 - anon id: 59b37b90
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Ahh, I remember back when I was a wee lad playing Nazi Zombies online and got matched up with some British kid. He got on his mike, asked me if I was American, then proceeded to tell me that the British won WWII and that America would have been screwed without them. I just agreed with the kid, I was playing the game to kill goddamn zombies, not debate history with some prepubescent Eurofag.
User avatar #154 to #152 - mrnaanbread
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:/
#81 to #4 - anon id: 1a92fcc2
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The English and Americans were not fighting, it's just the twelve year olds from each country that try and take the piss out of others to make themselves feel better about their insecurities.
User avatar #17 to #4 - hockeycrazysteve
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start?
#25 to #4 - anon id: 64e660fb
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Can the scandinavians join in just for the french. We can always slap each others cultures afterwards
User avatar #54 to #25 - securityexplain
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I think we've found out how to get whole world together in peace: making fun of French
User avatar #70 to #25 - mrnaanbread
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Definitely!
User avatar #253 to #4 - fukkendragonite
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Us Brits have been at loggerheads with the French for centuries, keep up Yankee.
User avatar #12 to #4 - ferron
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I like the way you think, are you British by chance?
User avatar #14 to #12 - presidentmoose
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I think he's Australian
User avatar #18 to #14 - ferron
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Then he should have included the Aussies in that group, I would make racist jokes with some Aussies and Brits
User avatar #72 to #18 - mrnaanbread
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Aussies can join in for sure.
#32 to #18 - anon id: 7fee1ac9
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Can the Canadians join in?
User avatar #177 to #32 - ferron
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I don't see why not, you're part of the British family as well
User avatar #191 to #177 - oxymoronking
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and new zealand?
i dont live there, just sheep
User avatar #192 to #191 - ferron
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I don't know, that debatable, Id probably let them join though
User avatar #74 to #32 - mrnaanbread
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Sure.
#39 to #32 - anon id: c7211a55
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Let's not
User avatar #71 to #12 - mrnaanbread
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Si.
#7 - presidentmoose
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User avatar #248 to #7 - skrewbacca
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Still waiting for the moose on my profile
User avatar #10 - mrhaihoang
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aren't we all supposed to hold knife in your main hand and fork on the other?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Daemon Lord
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That's what I thought
User avatar #13 to #11 - adolfoliverbush
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I thought so too
User avatar #16 to #10 - thatdamnllama
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i thought so. it's a hell of a lot easier to cut food with your dominant hand.
User avatar #49 to #10 - zerotzallander
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Well I hold the fork in my main hand.
#55 to #10 - anon id: 5240c31a
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Who the hell uses a fork. Bare hands masterrace.
User avatar #64 to #10 - viridiandusk
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Yeah. It makes it easier to cut through tough food like steak. With your knife in your dominant hand you apply more force to the knife making cutting and slicing easier. If you hold your fork in your dominant hand, you start to tear food rather than slice it.

Or something like that. I'm not a ******* expert
#265 to #64 - anon id: 5c9f0e4d
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To be fair if it's pork chops or something I end up tearing it rather than cutting it anyway.
User avatar #76 to #64 - dicloniusmaximus
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You don't need the fork if you've unlocked the bipod for the knife.
#115 to #10 - tjocksnorris
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I cut things with my right hand, then i switch the fork to my right hand eat, repeat
User avatar #126 to #10 - zomglolol
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What do you do if your ambidextrous
User avatar #254 to #10 - fukkendragonite
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I eat with my fork in my right hand and knife in the left, even though I'm right handed. Everyone says it's weird.
#269 to #10 - anon id: 263bc152
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You hold the knife in your main hand to cut while holding the food down with the fork in your less dominant. After you finish cutting off whatever you're eating, you place the knife down and switch the fork to your dominant hand. It's to make the food last so you can have longer conversations.
User avatar #93 to #10 - tombobbusama
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I never learnt which way round to do it, so I use both in my right hand. It means I eat slower cos I need to switch so much, but hey.
User avatar #31 to #10 - JariWeis
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And whenever I don't use my knife, I switch the fork to my dominant hand.
User avatar #23 to #10 - kirkbot
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I thought you're supposed to hold the knife in the right and fork in the left hand, no matter what your dominant hand is
User avatar #24 to #23 - miia
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i thought we were supposed to eat however the **** we want
User avatar #33 to #24 - captnnorway
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that's not proper though. I'd probably get killed by my granmother if I did it the wrong way and she saw it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - miia
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Eat her too.
User avatar #250 to #33 - russianexplain
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"That's not proper" What's not proper is eating with your dirty fingers
User avatar #281 to #250 - captnnorway
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I dunno... I had to grow up with a granmother who expected nothing but the perfect from me. Be it manners, grades, who I hanged out with I didn't care much for this one though, she got furious most of the time , and even how I ate. Nowadays it just sticks to me, but I do my best to avoid granmother at all cost.
User avatar #288 to #281 - russianexplain
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Oh I know that feeling, my mom would even teach me which side do you place the knife and fork or the spoon when you're setting up the table. I just told her that we aren't an elite family and she stopped telling me about the whole etiquette thing. I have never seen an everyday family do that kind of stuff and it was always the "elite" families in the movies that do all these things.
User avatar #293 to #288 - captnnorway
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I had to think about where to place the knife/fork while eating. Because if you pit in a cross for instance, it's means you didn't like the food. There's a lot of these small details, I've probably forgotten a lot of them though.
#263 to #250 - anon id: 5c9f0e4d
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Actually if it's ribs or chicken on the bone the proper etiquette is to eat with your hands, obviously not if you've been picking your asshole recently
User avatar #287 to #263 - russianexplain
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I personally don't like to eat chicken with my hands in public, I prefer to do it at home.
#2 - warmbuns
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mfw stupid bitch
mfw stupid bitch
#3 to #2 - wondersquid [OP]
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**wondersquid rolled image** mfw stupid female dogs
#147 to #2 - theporkwhisperer
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User avatar #19 - shanethedragon
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chartsbin.com/view/edr
do we really drive on the wrong side of the road england? (we did cars as we know them today first anyways)
#21 to #19 - timmytwothousand
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First steam powered road vehicle was British, the first powered by internal combustion was German, what exactly was done first in America?
User avatar #22 to #21 - shanethedragon
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looked this information up and now i remember why my parents home schooled me after middleschool
#29 to #19 - fogglebeast
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In ye olde times, one would ride one's horse on the left. This was so that one could easily draw one's sword and wield it properly if any devious blackguards were to obstruct the road (and most people are right-handed.)

Many countries used to ride on the left, but then Napoleon came along and switched this due to the fact that he really hated the British, and didn't even want to associate with their travelling habits.

Also, as a little titbit for ye, driving on the left reduces accidents, as the steering-wheel tends to be on the right side of the car. This means that the driver's dominant right hand is on the outer-side of the vehicle, leading to better control of it come a situation where they might need to swerve or something (obviously, left-handed people are better-off in countries that drive on the right-hand, and worse-off in countries that drive on the correct, err, the left-hand side.
User avatar #36 to #29 - TheHutchie
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I'd always gone along with the idea that the left was the correct side of the road because we read from left to right, but now I'm much more passionate about this.

I'm going to buy a sword.

We must oppose the damned French. They're always little cunts on Xbox Live.
User avatar #62 to #36 - viridiandusk
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They're always little cunts.*

FIFY
User avatar #242 to #29 - ICEDgrunge
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Just wait until us left-handed people make our own nation. Then you'll have nothing to be right about!
User avatar #160 to #29 - kevinipples
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but...I'm a lefty.
User avatar #44 to #29 - romdomcom
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This is why I think it's better driving on the left, I wouldn't feel in control if I had to take my right hand off the wheel to change gear.
User avatar #104 to #44 - DrewRSmith
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Left hand on the wheel, right hand on the stick. Thats how a real man drives, regardless of nationality.
#113 to #104 - romdomcom
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Good thing I'm not a man then.
Good thing I'm not a man then.
User avatar #105 to #104 - TheHutchie
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That's funny if you meant it as a joke, and worrying if you didn't.
User avatar #196 to #29 - Nullifier
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Actually, the steering wheel is only on the right side for countries that drive onthe left. The driver is always adjacent to the center line.
User avatar #101 to #29 - DrewRSmith
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Actually, napolean switched sides because of the adoption of firearms. It is easier to shoot across yourself. If you are riding along on the right side, and someone comes on your left you can draw with your right hand, aim across yourself and fire. On your left your arm will be extending out away from your body and you will have far worse aim because of it.

The English switched it back out of pure spite for the french.
#84 to #29 - anon id: cfd5678e
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Ehm steering wheels are on the left if you drive on the right
Also the left right driving is due to the lance being used more on the mainland whereas the English used swords
#96 - unbelievable
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**** the military! I hate soldiers so much. The people who go off to fight are violent assholes who just want to be paid to kill people, or they’re jerk-offs who want to use the military to provide them with something the rest of us deserve for not being vile murderers, like a free college education and training.
User avatar #171 to #96 - theaveragejoe
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Can't tell if its bait or if you are genuinely retarded...
User avatar #185 to #171 - deadmice
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I think its both...
#173 to #96 - anon id: a3dc99c5
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#176 to #96 - icametocomment
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Awright troll, I'm taking the bait.

Look, the reason the US citizenry holds the military in such high regard is because they're willing to go out there and do the hard, violent, dangerous stuff that we aren't willing to do. The majority of Americans are pretty damn soft, so people who have the balls to go overseas and fight and die for us are pretty cool in our book.

Obviously, you're entitled to your own opinion. You know why? Because (if you're not in the USA, assuming you're somewhere where you can have an opinion) there are people willing to fight and die for your right to say whatever the hell you want.
#184 to #176 - unbelievable
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I'm Romanian. Romania is a small country in Europe that has been around for more than 1000 years. In this period of time, we've been attacked by Turks, Huns, Austrians, Hungarians, Russians and Gypsies. All of them trying to take over the country. We stood up to them, and we are still here, in the same territory in which we were 1000 years ago. Do you know how many times we invaded the countries that attacked us after we won the wars? Zero times. Not one single time in the history of Romania have we ever sent our military to other countries, not to occupy territory, not to attack back after we were attacked, not to stop their plots of attacking us. We just stood here and fought to DEFEND our homeland. That's what the military is supposed to do. Stand their ground and defend their country. Not go wandering around in other countries to get revenge on the people who attacked them. Trust me. When you amerifags were still colonists playing cowboys and indians, we had medieval kings fighting armies of Turks and Huns. Perhaps if you weren't so goddamn narrow-minded with your self-centered bully attitude, you would take example from other countries who actually passed the test of time without creating wars.

Now go **** yourself and your so-called freedom where you're incarcerated for having a sexual orientation, and I hope your military mindless jocks get ****** in the asses with bald eagles.
#249 to #184 - grimandevil
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Realizezi ca vorbesti singur ca ei o tin tot pe a lor,nu?
#274 to #249 - unbelievable
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Mda... Mă aşteptam să fie câţiva retardaţi, dar nici chiar atâţia...
User avatar #276 to #274 - grimandevil
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Astia sunt putini,daca era un post despre razboi,arabi sau armata 90% din comentatori erau mai multi retardati cu libertatea lor inexistenta.
#188 to #184 - icametocomment
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Romania? That's cool. That's the one thing the US doesn't have, a nice ancient history.

But see, the reason we're overseas at the moment is not because we're fighting over land. Islamic extremists aren't going to go "Oh, we can't invade the US, better sit back and twiddle our thumbs." They're going to keep coming. I'm not saying the US military is perfect, just look at the **** that went down in Vietnam (the My Lai massacre, for instance). But rather than spend all our time chasing down sleeper cells and independent terrorists, wouldn't it make more sense to go to the source of the problem and attempt to change the government there from what is basically a theocracy to something a little more democratic? Something that might be less inclined to bomb us for being a different religion and culture?
#277 to #188 - unbelievable
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They don't bomb you for being of a different religion and different culture. There are different religions on all the continents. Why aren't they bombing Europe? Why aren't they bombing Japan and China? Why aren't they bombing Australia? You're the ones who go take their oil and attack them for having a culture that you disagree with.

"We disagree with their child marriages. **** the fact that it's their culture and it has been around for thousands of years. We're americans. We know best. Gubble gubble freedom hamburgers. Let's go and impose our way of doing things unto them and kill everyone who opposes us."

"We disagree with their paternally-oriented society. **** the fact that it's their culture and it has been around for a period of time three times as long as America's entire existence. We're americans. We know best. Gubble gubble freedom hamburgers. Let's go and impose our way of doing things unto them and kill everyone who opposes us."

etc.

They bomb you because you're assholes who think you know what's best for everyone and try to impose your ******* opinion on other cultures' throats, and take resources that aren't yours and act all defiantly, like you're the best thing on the planet.

You're a few centuries old. And you come to countries that have a history of millennia, and try to impose control. They react with the same outrage as an old man would react if some teenager came to him and told him that his way of doing things is better than the old man's entire life experience.
#290 to #277 - icametocomment
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Sorry for the wait, I was out celebrating my freedom with fireworks and BBQ. Now then:

Credit where credit is due, "gubble gubble freedom hamburgers" made me lol.

But yeah, I'll own up to it there: child marriages and a society where sexism is the norm is not cool. And yes, **** the fact that it's their culture. **** it in the ass with an ICBM. Children are not physically or mentally ready for marriage to a dude thirty years old than them. Now if women there want to wear clothing that covers their head or entire body, they should have a right to. I recall reading an article written by an Middle Eastern women who posed a very good reason for why she wore a headscarf: as a big fat middle finger to the superficial culture that defines how women should look. She used it to declare that he body was her own and she wasn't going to let others tell her how to dress. That was awesome. What's not awesome is wearing that kind of clothing because "O noes if my face is showing I'll be stoned to death in public and go to hell".

As for imposing culture, I'll leave that up to debate. On one hand, us forcing Japan to open up to western trade led them to become a world power. On the other hand, modern Japan is now weird as hell partly because of us. Who knows what the Middle East will be like in fifty years?
#190 to #184 - theaveragejoe
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the problem was al-queda did not invade. They attacked us and killed nearly 3000 innocent people. What good is the military if it cant stop such attacks. Also, Iraq invaded a small country called kuwait that could not defend itself. Therefore action was required. Most all conflicts that the US has been involved in is to help other countries so why don't you go **** yourself. I would rather the blood of our soldiers be spilled on foreign soil than at home where war would amount to more lives and destruction that could possibly effect you. The purpose of the military is to make it so the citizens can sleep better at night not to just ignore the enemy until they are on our shores.
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low quality bait
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#158 to #96 - yisumad
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#128 to #96 - brothergrimm
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I'll martyr you myself, you worthless ****.
I'll martyr you myself, you worthless ****.
#136 to #128 - unbelievable
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Hurr durr hamburgerr...
#141 to #96 - mexikaner
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#135 to #96 - theoneweirdguy
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so you're telling me you rathr be blown up by terrorist have our land taken and forced into slavery? but yet when someone defends our country all of a sudden its too violent?
User avatar #138 to #135 - brothergrimm
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some people are just that ******* ignorant....
#139 to #135 - unbelievable
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To defend means to stay in your ******* country and fight against any potential threats that come towards you, not to attack other countries whose culture you know nothing about.
User avatar #142 to #139 - theoneweirdguy
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oh so i guess that means the terrorist are gonna stay in their homeland than, tell that to EVERY 9/11 VICTIM. they came onto our land, they wanted a war. They got one.
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9/11 ? Are you really that dumb as to think that was the attack that started the war ? You brainwashed moron really believe that the Middle East just woke up one morning thinking, hey, you know what, we think we're gonna start a war with the USA today, yup, boom! ? Militant Islam has been at war with America for more than two decades, you dumbass. Its attacks range from the 1979 Iranian hostage crisis and the 1983 Beirut Marine barracks bombing to the first World Trade Center attack in 1993 and the 1998 twin embassy explosions in East Africa.

They destroyed two of your buildings... You go and destroy several countries? What kind of ****** up logic is that?
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you just backfired. if they have been at war with the americans for 2 decadeds, why shouldnt the americans gone and kick their ass? if they were at war, war usually means they fight. your saying they are in a war but shouldn't attack one side.
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we never destroyed a country we're out for the taliban. they DID start the war, and it was not 2 buildings their war more attacked. but it didnt stop their. we sent our men out to afghan to stop Al-Qaeda to which takes the taliban out of power.
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#180 to #139 - presidentmoose
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I check your profile to see if you were a troll

Turns out you're just plain ******* stupid.

Happy 4th of July, mother ******
User avatar #195 to #139 - undeadwill
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That pic isn't from America
User avatar #155 to #139 - cantfindausername
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That's not an American outlet, referring to the picture.
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#102 to #96 - localbees
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You must have been the asses we kicked.
No one cares about your feelings.
#100 to #96 - thegrimgenius
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Totally.
User avatar #130 to #100 - brothergrimm
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i don't know why this is being thumbed down. that picture is saying peaceful freedom is built on the deaths of soldiers who fought for it.
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#209 to #146 - anon id: 2d407c3e
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To bad America done nothing important, and took the backseat to Britain and the Soviet Union the entire European front
User avatar #153 to #146 - guiguito
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This makes me wish i fought in the war.
#172 to #153 - lildo
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So you would be dead?
User avatar #270 to #172 - guiguito
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So i could say that.
#278 to #270 - lildo
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A deadman can't say that. You kno.... because dead.....
User avatar #280 to #278 - guiguito
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Dunno man, some peeps belive in the afterlife.
#284 to #280 - lildo
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Well even then you probably have no body to say it to. Considering you are currently in Funny junk
User avatar #286 to #284 - guiguito
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We could argue for hours about something that can't be proven, but we won't. Right?
#5 - promor
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AHA i knew this joke beforehand! Not really important but exiting none the less!
User avatar #58 to #5 - elmarcocfc
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Please tell me that picture is the penguin from Punk-O-Matic.
User avatar #92 to #58 - broswagonist
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It's not.
User avatar #94 to #92 - elmarcocfc
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You know where it's from?
User avatar #122 to #94 - broswagonist
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It's from Punk-O-Matic. But Punk-O-Matic took the Prinnies from Disgaea, so technically it's not from Punk-O-Matic.
User avatar #123 to #122 - elmarcocfc
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Ah right I see. Thank you
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**Anetheril rolled image** k
#53 - kaboomz
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>tired and walks the entire train twice
>tosses a dog out the train and no one cares
>woman indifferent
>english man indifferent and makes a joke
User avatar #57 to #53 - popeflatus
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The post you are commenting on is called a 'joke' in the English language.
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User avatar #63 to #53 - playerdous
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"The woman shrieked"
User avatar #251 to #53 - shabadaka
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You know, just because it didn't happen doesn't mean it's not funny
User avatar #56 to #53 - elmarcocfc
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Are you dense? It's a damn joke, it's not as if any one is going to "Citation Needed" the ****.
User avatar #88 to #56 - kaboomz
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i are teh densest
User avatar #90 to #88 - elmarcocfc
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Nah you ain't dense. We all herp a derp at times.
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User avatar #66 to #53 - nyeeeh
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>on a site dedicated to jokes (which tend to almost always be fiction
>mad because someone made a fictional joke
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