That poodle is now a puddle..... . A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire lengt
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That poodle is now a puddle....

A Marine boarded a train on his way home
from deployment. The train was quite
crowded, and the Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a
French woman, but when he got
there he saw it was taken by the woman' s
poodle.
The Marine asked,
Ma' am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one
in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little
Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but
the only seat available was under that dog.
Please, Ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very
tired," he asked again.
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans
rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn' t say a word; he just
picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant
fer doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in the wrong band, You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the
window."
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User avatar #4 - mrnaanbread (07/04/2014) [+] (39 replies)
It's about time the Brits and the Americans stopped fighting and together took the piss out of other cultures, the French are as good a place to start as any.
#7 - presidentmoose (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #10 - mrhaihoang (07/04/2014) [+] (24 replies)
aren't we all supposed to hold knife in your main hand and fork on the other?
User avatar #24 to #23 - miia ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i thought we were supposed to eat however the **** we want
#2 - warmbuns (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
mfw stupid bitch
mfw stupid bitch
User avatar #19 - shanethedragon (07/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
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do we really drive on the wrong side of the road england? (we did cars as we know them today first anyways)
#29 to #19 - fogglebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
In ye olde times, one would ride one's horse on the left. This was so that one could easily draw one's sword and wield it properly if any devious blackguards were to obstruct the road (and most people are right-handed.)

Many countries used to ride on the left, but then Napoleon came along and switched this due to the fact that he really hated the British, and didn't even want to associate with their travelling habits.

Also, as a little titbit for ye, driving on the left reduces accidents, as the steering-wheel tends to be on the right side of the car. This means that the driver's dominant right hand is on the outer-side of the vehicle, leading to better control of it come a situation where they might need to swerve or something (obviously, left-handed people are better-off in countries that drive on the right-hand, and worse-off in countries that drive on the correct, err, the left-hand side.
#96 - unbelievable (07/04/2014) [+] (34 replies)
**** the military! I hate soldiers so much. The people who go off to fight are violent assholes who just want to be paid to kill people, or they’re jerk-offs who want to use the military to provide them with something the rest of us deserve for not being vile murderers, like a free college education and training.
#146 - ltgbrady (07/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#5 - promor (07/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
AHA i knew this joke beforehand! Not really important but exiting none the less!
#53 - kaboomz (07/04/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>tired and walks the entire train twice
>tosses a dog out the train and no one cares
>woman indifferent
>english man indifferent and makes a joke
#66 to #53 - nyeeeh (07/04/2014) [-]
>on a site dedicated to jokes (which tend to almost always be fiction
>mad because someone made a fictional joke
#125 - anderps (07/04/2014) [+] (24 replies)
MFW Americans saved the french's pussy ass in WWII
#20 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
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#161 - slenderwolf (07/04/2014) [-]
Ahh, nothing's better than the bright sunshiny morning on " **** You, England" Day in Texas
User avatar #165 - mrwalkerfour (07/04/2014) [+] (12 replies)
ok im not saying this guy was in the wrong or anything BUT can we stop the whole "being a marine makes you a perfect human being", ive seen alot of ex mariens and serving marines who are complete dickheads,

#247 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
>MFW I actually think he was stupid for throwing the dog out the window...

It's not like the poodle can help it's owner being a bitch.
#67 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the race of people who cut with dominant hand and fork with the other master race.
#91 to #67 - roflbacon (07/04/2014) [-]
People who cut with the dominant hand are always ready to stab a ***** .
#199 - evilicious (07/04/2014) [-]
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#51 - yorker (07/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
So, at the end of the summer, my girlfriend is moving to France at the end of the summer.   
I had always heard that French are assholes,  maybe I should know since I'm French  but always thought it was blown way out of proportion.   
   
But I'm pretty sure they aren't going to take kindly to a girl from southern california   
   
She's gonna get there and realize French people hate Americans
So, at the end of the summer, my girlfriend is moving to France at the end of the summer.
I had always heard that French are assholes, maybe I should know since I'm French but always thought it was blown way out of proportion.

But I'm pretty sure they aren't going to take kindly to a girl from southern california

She's gonna get there and realize French people hate Americans
User avatar #52 to #51 - yorker (07/04/2014) [-]
at the end of the summer, my girlfriend is moving to france at the end of the summer

I just ****** up

I just ****** up hard.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Could one of the britfags please tell me you lot don't seriously hold your forks with your left hand?
#35 to #6 - dargent (07/04/2014) [-]
It's considered proper etiquette to have your forks in your left hand and your knife in the right.Plus it's easier to cut meat.
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