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A Marine boarded a train on his way home
from deployment. The train was quite
crowded, and the Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a
French woman, but when he got
there he saw it was taken by the woman' s
The Marine asked,
Ma' am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one
in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little
Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but
the only seat available was under that dog.
Please, Ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very
tired," he asked again.
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans
rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn' t say a word; he just
picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant
fer doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in the wrong band, You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the