Well, in that case, it's time for the good ol' fashioned Clam Slam.
To Clam Slam, spin her about, pick her up at exactly belly button level, and slam her down on your knee, seeing as there's barely anything behind the ol' wizard's pocket, you're basically kneeing her directly in the pelvis! Or, for the quicker Clam Slam, just do a Ball Kick, it'll still hurt, or you can do an old fashion Uppercunt. But a Haymaker woks, too.
The Quick Clam Slam™ A.K.A The Cunt Punt™ is to be used only for self defense only. This move has been approved by the Federal Association of Defense Against Women®