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#2 - tenaciouslee (06/02/2015) [-]
This is sure to get a lot of use.
User avatar #209 to #2 - sociocat (06/03/2015) [-]
no it isnt because there are a ton more with the same message that say it in a funnier way
#117 to #2 - lastweek (06/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#94 to #2 - leluxs (06/03/2015) [-]
**leluxs rolled user kisman **
#126 to #2 - propanex (06/03/2015) [-]
I kinda like the idea of using this before hand then giving them the whole razzel dazzel
#63 to #2 - Bruceman (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't know if this is better but I done it anyway
#80 to #63 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #77 to #63 - ltbuttstrong (06/03/2015) [-]
You did good
#196 to #77 - Bruceman (06/03/2015) [-]
I done it again
#12 - waffies (06/03/2015) [-]
*moment of realization*
*moment of realization*
User avatar #13 to #12 - Phantomgal (06/03/2015) [-]
I love this movie
User avatar #57 to #13 - helgheimftw (06/03/2015) [-]
Sauce ?
#62 to #57 - vladimirtepes (06/03/2015) [-]
The Producers. Google it, you could probably watch it on any movie streaming site.
User avatar #65 to #62 - helgheimftw (06/03/2015) [-]
Thanks
#150 to #17 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
You are if you're gay.
You are if you're gay.
User avatar #8 - bakinboy (06/03/2015) [-]
if i have a daughter, i hope she's gay
#99 to #8 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
If I had a daughter and she was lesbian, I would probably fake I am ok with it...not happy but ok, then look for the minimal excuse to kick her out of the house
User avatar #118 to #8 - effthree (06/03/2015) [-]
Same here, I know how young guys think, I hope my daughter's a lesbian
User avatar #161 to #118 - evilpapagali (06/03/2015) [-]
So you don't know how young lesbians think.
User avatar #179 to #161 - plaruti (06/03/2015) [-]
nope, but I'm sure they can't get my daughter pregnant.... as long as i'm not going to be a grandad before I'm 35, she can have all the lesbian sex she wants
User avatar #178 to #161 - effthree (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you meant to have a punctuation of some sort after the "So?"
I dunno, as a father I'm far more comfortable with her being a lesbian than some little douchebag getting his penis near her, again, because, I know how young guys think
User avatar #180 to #178 - evilpapagali (06/03/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to put any kind of punctuation after the "so". I'm just saying that young lesbians can get freakier than young boys.
#60 to #8 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
oh snap the jews got this one
User avatar #9 to #8 - holywars (06/03/2015) [-]
I question your motives
User avatar #10 to #9 - bakinboy (06/03/2015) [-]
so i dont have to worry about her being a whore and getting pregnant
User avatar #18 to #10 - maton (06/03/2015) [-]
Raise her right? Let her know the ramifications of unprotected sex as well?
User avatar #25 to #18 - shadowstepone ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
lesbian protection barely exists, you pretty much have to improvise with saran wrap.
#26 to #18 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she is " ******* in the figurative, and soon literal sense judging from >>#8
User avatar #11 to #10 - holywars (06/03/2015) [-]
Girls usually get laid more though, especially lesbians, so STDs might be a problem almost half of my friends are lgbt, and the lesbians **** ungodly numbers of people . Ideally you won't have to pay for that as much as you might a grandkid/abortion though so totally see were you're coming from.
#74 to #11 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Transfering STD's work very differently between men and women. Lesbian couples have the lowest rate of STD's of any partner group.
User avatar #97 to #74 - holywars (06/03/2015) [-]
That's relieving seem to do best with bi girls. I look fem apparently , but you'd think that since all it takes is skin contact or fluid transfer for many that the rates would be about the same, if not higher because protection is rarely used. Interesting though
#193 to #97 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Well, man-on-man sex is riskiest (and anal in general), because the skin always gets microscopical tears. Lesbian sex is rarely too rough, and hi-virus, for example, dies instantly when it comes into contact with oxygen and air. And it's unlikely to get it even if you have bruises on your fingers. Herpes and such could be same risk as with every kind of couple, but at least it isn't that serious.
User avatar #197 to #193 - holywars (06/03/2015) [-]
Today I learnt
#237 to #197 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
i think they use protecting for scissoring and things like that though, becuse thats mixture of fluids
User avatar #159 to #11 - bakinboy (06/03/2015) [-]
you know what the worst STD is?
children
User avatar #200 to #159 - zchrls (06/03/2015) [-]
If you feel that way then why are you having a daughter ********
User avatar #202 to #200 - bakinboy (06/03/2015) [-]
im not you ********* . it's hypothetical
User avatar #203 to #202 - zchrls (06/03/2015) [-]
What if your lesbian daughter wanted to adopt children
User avatar #204 to #203 - bakinboy (06/03/2015) [-]
she wont while she's living with me. after she moves out i dont give a **** how many kids she as
User avatar #73 to #10 - radfactory (06/03/2015) [-]
Lesbians can't be whores?
#156 to #10 - straightbusta (06/03/2015) [-]
can't argue with that
can't argue with that
User avatar #221 to #10 - oxymoronking (06/03/2015) [-]
shed still be a whore
User avatar #163 to #10 - limeylim (06/03/2015) [-]
Or passing on your seed.
#106 to #10 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
you have to get girls first though, like how
#14 to #9 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
"I don't wanna stop being a kid"
User avatar #15 to #14 - holywars (06/03/2015) [-]
But he already had a kid. Game over right then
User avatar #20 to #8 - becefalus (06/03/2015) [-]
*vagina noises*
#29 to #8 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
I recognized that avatar.
#59 to #29 - jacoban (06/03/2015) [-]
what is this? this is great
what is this? this is great
User avatar #89 to #29 - samoaspider ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
oh neat, I'm there too
#70 - iluvatar (06/03/2015) [-]
**iluvatar rolled user totallynatedrake **
#82 to #70 - skebaba (06/03/2015) [-]
Screw you an your ****** rolls, Eru.
User avatar #83 to #82 - iluvatar (06/03/2015) [-]
Not even the dead can know peace from the roll.
#21 - hypex (06/03/2015) [-]
#119 to #21 - chefboyardeezy (06/03/2015) [-]
Oh demo senpai.
#1 - donbionicle (06/02/2015) [-]
Y'know, except gayer.
Y'know, except gayer.
#7 to #1 - savageoro ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 to #1 - faggotbro (06/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 - lollar (06/03/2015) [-]
**lollar used "*roll picture*"****lollar rolled image**Dad I forgot the password to tumblr again.
**lollar used "*roll picture*"**
**lollar rolled image**Dad I forgot the password to tumblr again.
#95 - floran (06/03/2015) [-]
#98 - sirquidam (06/03/2015) [-]
Hey Dad, I think I'm gay.   
   
Hello, Gay. I'm dad.
Hey Dad, I think I'm gay.

Hello, Gay. I'm dad.
#143 to #98 - dequire (06/03/2015) [-]
*******		 dad jokes.
******* dad jokes.
#146 to #143 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
#147 to #146 - dequire (06/03/2015) [-]
I still upvoted him.
#92 - pebar (06/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #112 to #92 - truesmokewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm okay with gays. There's nothing wrong with them. I'll accept any of my gay children that I may have. But for the sake of having biological grandchildren and continuing the family line and being able to give my son advice about girls; I hope none of my sons are gay.
#122 to #112 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
you can give me advice and I'll pretend to be your son
you can give me advice and I'll pretend to be your son
User avatar #125 to #122 - advice (06/03/2015) [-]
don't help strangers find lost puppies, they always end up being lost in the back of the van
#229 to #125 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
This is great stuff, what should I do if I find a dollar on the street?
User avatar #235 to #229 - advice (06/04/2015) [-]
buy gum with it. it helps clean your teeth, keep your breath fresh, and lasts longer than other candy. It can also help you make friends
User avatar #120 to #112 - advice (06/03/2015) [-]
if they do turn out gay, they can always ask me for the advice you can't give them ;p
User avatar #123 to #120 - truesmokewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
>>#122, thank you both for your gracious offers.
#86 - Sunset (06/03/2015) [-]
#19 - darcabyss (06/03/2015) [-]
...One Punch Man had a daughter? How did she not kick through the mom?
User avatar #113 to #19 - putindispencerhere (06/03/2015) [-]
Do you see a mom there?
#115 - myjunk (06/03/2015) [-]
>I have a question   
>Makes a statement
>I have a question
>Makes a statement
User avatar #116 to #115 - shadowbreech (06/03/2015) [-]
The question was going to be "What does this mean/what am I/etc," but the dad just cut through the prior info and answered for her.
#124 to #115 - awesomechardey (06/03/2015) [-]
She didn't finish, her father just interrupted her
#121 to #115 - yiffcario (06/03/2015) [-]
Basically this.
#51 - auryn (06/03/2015) [-]
**auryn rolled user fizzor **
#22 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Someone explain the appeal to Lesbianism or 			****		 to me
Someone explain the appeal to Lesbianism or **** to me
User avatar #153 to #22 - kyouko (06/03/2015) [-]
Its some boring stuff that some men watch because they think its hot when it really isn't.
User avatar #155 to #22 - phantomcancer (06/03/2015) [-]
Like a double cheeseburger, twice the patties, less pickles.
Except it's twice the titties, less dickles.
#211 to #22 - zanybruh (06/03/2015) [-]
It's hot....what's there to explain?
User avatar #212 to #211 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
But no.
User avatar #214 to #212 - zanybruh (06/03/2015) [-]
I, among MANY people, find it attractive.
User avatar #215 to #214 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Y?
#217 to #215 - zanybruh (06/03/2015) [-]
I think I'm misusing this meme but, who cares? I don't know.....I honestly don't know.....hmmm.....I'm sure some scientist or other has researched this. Then again, what hasn't been researched nowadays?
User avatar #220 to #217 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Not honest answers are the worst answers.
#222 to #220 - zanybruh (06/03/2015) [-]
what's there to lie about? I, in all honesty, don't know.
User avatar #30 to #22 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
think about it, you know that feeling of playing a video game and your friend walks in and is like "aw I love that game!"
now think of this: you're looking at porn on the internet of naked chicks and your girlfriend walks in and goes "aw I love that girl!"

come on you have logic in your name, you do the math
#31 to #30 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
>you know that feeling of playing a video game and your friend walks in and is like "aw I love that game!"

You don't know my friends

>now think of this: you're looking at porn on the internet of naked chicks and your girlfriend walks in and goes "aw I love that girl!"

>3D anything.
#32 to #31 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
it's 			*******		 science mate, people like to jack it to girls but what if there were two girls?   
   
"The fun has been doubled!" -Princess Luna, 2012
it's ******* science mate, people like to jack it to girls but what if there were two girls?

"The fun has been doubled!" -Princess Luna, 2012
User avatar #34 to #32 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
>Luna

Worst horse. Everyone knows best pone is Lyra

Also I still fail to see your point.
User avatar #36 to #34 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
alright hold on, I'll draw an illustration

also I wasn't saying luna was best horse, just an insprational, relevant qoute she happened to say once.
User avatar #37 to #36 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Hush you have **** tons of Moon Butt saved on a file.
#41 to #37 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
two lesbian girls:
two babs
two female
two vanoña
two but
sex
User avatar #90 to #41 - satansferret (06/03/2015) [-]
four babs*
#43 to #41 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
A- Your drawing is ****

B- I am not even hard I am in fact quite flaccid

Let me give you a visual representation of Female sex.
User avatar #45 to #43 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
it wasn't supposed to be good, it was a visual metaphore to accompany my breakdown on the fundamentals of what lesbian arousal is towards me.
#238 to #45 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
isnt there the problem that if the girls are with eachother , then theyre not with you?

thats why i dont like the idea of having a threesome with two girls, as im worried that my GF might leave me for the girl, and id rather not have another terrible breakup.
User avatar #241 to #238 - deltoraquest (06/04/2015) [-]
now that's insecurity if I ever heard it, but the original question is: what makes them appealing and I responded with: 2 girls doin the do.
User avatar #47 to #45 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Your standards are quite low my friend.
#40 to #37 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
two girls:
two babs
two female
two vanoña
two but
#39 to #37 - deltoraquest (06/03/2015) [-]
ok heres how it works:

single woman:
babs
female
vajoña
but
User avatar #33 to #22 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
I am girl. I like girls. Lesbianism is appealing
User avatar #35 to #33 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Mabel is **** .
User avatar #38 to #35 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
You shut your whore mouth, I want all of her sweaters <3
User avatar #42 to #38 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
Everyone knows Dipper is cuter than Mabel

Gidieon is cuter than Mabel.
User avatar #44 to #42 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
Gideon can suck my limp ladydick! ..dipper's okay, but he doesn't have all the sweaters
#46 to #44 - murrlogic (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm gonna burn all her sweaters.

Literally the worst character in the show.
User avatar #49 to #46 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
U wonna fukin go m8?
#68 to #46 - syrianbro (06/03/2015) [-]
***** do you litterally just go around talking about your waifu?

Not even i am that passionate about squid lolis.

And squid lolis are the one and only path in life.
User avatar #52 to #44 - deadnanners (06/03/2015) [-]
shädman drew his own version of mabel, take that as you wish
User avatar #53 to #52 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't know who that is or what his own version looks like so I don't know how to take that at all.
User avatar #54 to #53 - deadnanners (06/03/2015) [-]
you can find it on shadbase, how **** you like your stuff is a good question to ask yourself before going there
User avatar #55 to #54 - whiterabit (06/03/2015) [-]
Yeah that is not something I would be interested in. I would like to keep my porn and my children's shows separate and enjoy then with their and my innocence intact please
#239 to #55 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
this is a rare attiotiude indeed on a site such as this
rock on ms.reality lover, rock on
User avatar #23 to #22 - agrofenlas (06/03/2015) [-]
I have an educated guess. But then, its just a guess. Males and females are biologically programmed to procreate, and in doing so fulfil their biologic purpose. However, as society has evolved, we've come to realize this as common place and see other interaction as taboo, more commonly now than in the past where homosexuality was not spoken of and instead just a practice and life style choice until it was associated with pedophilia and thus banned. Taboo, appealing to many because of its nature spurs experimentation leading to attraction, and the brain associating sexual feelings with a different gender than what you're programed to be attracted to. Its not bad, nor is it good, its just something that happens because we've black listed it, and something that would happen anyways if it were not. There would simply be more bi-sexual people if it were not so taboo adverse to their being more homosexual people.
User avatar #24 to #22 - SirSheepy (06/03/2015) [-]
1+1=2
User avatar #71 to #24 - assassindash (06/03/2015) [-]
Instead of 1 + 1 = 3.

Straight relationships are just not mathematical.
#157 - elmuchos (06/03/2015) [-]
Gay
Gay
#27 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
is it just me, or is this the only subject matter this artists ever cares to cover?
#169 to #27 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
well when you cover social issues you can make the ********* thing ever and people might still like it.
User avatar #172 to #169 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I never said it was ****** . It's just that every comic this lady draws revolves around her coming out story. it's like, we get it, you like pussy.
User avatar #67 to #27 - dreygur (06/03/2015) [-]
Probably just you.
User avatar #135 to #67 - youregaylol (06/03/2015) [-]
no me too
User avatar #181 to #27 - russiaexplain (06/03/2015) [-]
Artists usually cover one topic.
User avatar #183 to #181 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I guess so...
#144 - lazaman (06/03/2015) [-]
I dun did a thing
#105 - slenderwolf (06/03/2015) [-]
Told my Texan, religious, republican parents I'm in a gay relationship last week. Went better than expected.
User avatar #138 to #105 - wilfredfanforever (06/03/2015) [-]
How was it?
User avatar #142 to #138 - slenderwolf (06/03/2015) [-]
My dad is not a very expressive man, it was super awkward, but he put together the longest string of coherent words of compassion I have ever heard him say, and I cried like a bitch.
#240 to #142 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
thats quite possibly the best outcome, youve just restored my hope for texas.
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