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at Allah King [I _ . nth
Y' all wanna hear a story about why me -it this bitch here fell twt??'?'??? 1"? It' s
Kind of long But full of suspense E fit
9: 32 PM - 27 on . Details
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Allah King [I _ . nth
Okay listen up. This story long. Sto I met this white Bitch at hooters. I was her
waitress! she came in with this old ass Big ass black: dude
TED BEE
Allah King [I _ . nth
So you show as a heaters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit wit them
s we get to talkin s she tells me she dances! so I' m like
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Submitted:	10/29/2015

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#1 - wanpanman (10/29/2015) [-]

No seriously? Is this an essay? Does it come with references and citations!?

#2 to #1 - estranged (10/29/2015) [-]

Holy **** that was a journey. By the way...

#3 - Seanxone (10/29/2015) [-]

20 guys in one night and then kidnapped on the way to do 4 more

#4 to #3 - pacifrisk (10/30/2015) [-]

You read all that?!

#5 to #4 - Seanxone (10/30/2015) [-]

I read all of the dialog in undertale too

#6 to #5 - pacifrisk (10/30/2015) [-]

~~ALL~~ of it?

#7 to #6 - pacifrisk (10/30/2015) [-]

That was suppose to look like this (ALL). I look a fool.

#8 to #7 - Seanxone (10/30/2015) [-]

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Nah, you don't look like a fool. Maybe a bit of a bonehead though..

#9 to #8 - pacifrisk (10/30/2015) [-]

Oh you.

#14 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

TLDR; (or Too Black Couldn't Read in this case)
White hoe goes to Florida with black hoe and white hoe's bipolar bf & African pimp.
While there bf posts this hoe's ads on FB, threatens to kill himself if she doesn't stop.
Pimp get mad as **** and does girl with another gut in front of Bf.
Next day white hoe get's kidnapped by other pimp and knocked the **** out then rescued by pimp and black hoe, at this point BF and black hoe wanna leave but the Bf flips his **** and tries to kill himself but fails.
Black hoe and bf go back to where they're from and black hoe finds out later that white hoe and the pimp are in jail for soliciting. turns out African dude had **** ton of (underage) abductions and murders. Black hoe pretends she doesn't know white hoe over the phone to escape the law despite having posted the whole story on twitter

#15 to #14 - detergentgnome (10/30/2015) [-]

**** forgot to log in...

#11 - nettogrof (10/30/2015) [-]

This literally gave me a headache from reading this. I don't know if it was all the white background or if it was just because at times, the *********** got to bad, I had to reread lines multiple times. But ******** , what a story.