That can kill people. .. Then a third one shows up right in the middle with scissors and boom! Double kill!
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#5 - turbohysteria ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Then a third one shows up right in the middle with scissors and boom! Double kill!
Then a third one shows up right in the middle with scissors and boom! Double kill!
User avatar #43 to #5 - timelordjam ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
You dont know how many times i would stab them with those scissors of someone did that to me probably like 13 or something
#10 - needmesomebacon (02/05/2014) [-]
Mfw reading the title
#14 to #13 - needmesomebacon (02/05/2014) [-]
... Caaaaaaaarl, that kills people.
#15 to #14 - spartderkakus (02/05/2014) [-]
Oh, I was unaware.
#50 to #15 - bann ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Damn yo black text
#1 - include (02/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #1 - geofalke (02/05/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #26 to #18 - dbBlues (02/05/2014) [-]
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga ****** ! Known as "Chuunibyou", "Chuuni" or "Chu-2" Season 1. Somewhere in the first 3 episodes.

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#51 to #1 - ryojelon (02/05/2014) [-]
I always thought this was Misaki Mei. 'Till I noticed that Mei's eyepatch was on the left side.
#3 to #1 - tommythecat (02/05/2014) [-]
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#53 - amirblumenfeld (02/05/2014) [-]
Whoops...my finger slipped
User avatar #25 - ejaculation (02/05/2014) [-]
**ejaculation rolled a random comment #7677897 posted by yeahhey at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
fukcratyrf
his last words
User avatar #32 to #25 - sliferzpwns (02/05/2014) [-]
fukcratyrf, fukcratyrf indeed
User avatar #19 - scorcho ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
when i was like 6 years old, a ******** cousin of mine and me got our hands on one of those elastic ropes with the metal hooks on each end. The kind you use to secure cargo. So we did pretty much the thing like in the pic above, and what did that asshole do? Just let that **** go. Metal hook hits me right in the face and i get knocked out. Pretty sure i saw a light at the end of a tunnel.
User avatar #22 to #19 - FuckyouMrCrowley (02/05/2014) [-]
A cousin would have gotten the **** kicked out of him when i awoke
User avatar #23 to #19 - theincorrigibleone (02/05/2014) [-]
It's called a ******* bungee cord.
I can one up you there too (though it's more my brother and not me).
My brother and I had this giant-ass tire swing. Decided we wanted to hook it up to the top another higher branch, jump on, then ride it around. We try and hook it up to the branch with a bungee cord. The hook on my end bends, just straightens itself out, from the weight of the tire. The cord goes flying at my brother and the hook nearly cuts through his right index finger at the second knuckle. He didn't ever realize it had happened at first either until he saw me freaking out. He finally looks at his hand and can see down to the bone. That blunt hook just gouged out a chunk of his finger right off the top of the knuckle. He got it stitched up and it works alright now. He was 10 at the time and I was 12.
#28 to #19 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
my cousin did the same thing, but i didnt get knock out. i grabbed that **** and whipped it at his face.
#55 to #19 - xxmemosxx (02/05/2014) [-]
Bungie Cords. They're called bungie cords.

My dad was a mechanic so I had loads of them laying around in our garage when I was a kid. I still have scars
#56 to #55 - xxmemosxx (02/05/2014) [-]
Maybe I should have read #23 before commenting.
User avatar #39 to #19 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah? Aww, dude, awesome. You know what would make it more awesome? If anyone gave a **** about your ******* story.
User avatar #42 to #39 - sliferzpwns (02/05/2014) [-]
KEEP HIM EVEN DONT THUMB UP OR DOWN
#41 - anaphase (02/05/2014) [-]
"Das ist süß"


I love Joerg Sprave
User avatar #47 to #41 - manipulations (02/05/2014) [-]
unglaublich ^^
User avatar #64 to #41 - imoriginalposter (02/05/2014) [-]
Upvote for the slingshot fatman
#48 - klaskepott (02/05/2014) [-]
Jesus christ. That level of trust is just... wow
#37 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #650536 posted by ocanom at Friendly ** :
RIP pone

ya did good
< Who I trust.
User avatar #4 - trogenfrihet (02/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't even trust my wife that much.
User avatar #12 to #4 - thegrimgenius (02/05/2014) [-]
husband*
User avatar #16 to #12 - trogenfrihet (02/05/2014) [-]
Do you feel better?
User avatar #49 to #16 - thegrimgenius (02/05/2014) [-]
Yes, shamefully, but yes.
#6 to #4 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
implying you even have a wife
#65 - ashee (02/05/2014) [-]
Now we wait.
User avatar #59 - revengeforfreeze (02/05/2014) [-]
I don't get it, what are they doing?
User avatar #60 to #59 - tarekmig (02/05/2014) [-]
pulling spaghetti
User avatar #61 to #60 - revengeforfreeze (02/05/2014) [-]
yeah I know they're pulling a rubber band but what for?
User avatar #62 to #61 - imoriginalposter (02/05/2014) [-]
I don't know but I never did this with my friends. It was basically a game of "Who's gonna let go first"
User avatar #63 to #62 - revengeforfreeze (02/05/2014) [-]
... Oh, okay.
User avatar #52 - riddlerenigma (02/05/2014) [-]
I did that once. Only it was an accident with a friend and it had a plastic hook at the end. Ripped the inside of my ******* mouth at the time.
User avatar #46 - mrdavidamnesia (02/05/2014) [-]
You sick sick bastard....
User avatar #34 - marking ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Can anybody post that picture of a cat that says "Breathing heavily"
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User avatar #20 - Mortuus (02/05/2014) [-]
Due to the distance the rubber band is stretched, if either person let go the other would have time to release their end.

It wouldn't be much time, but it would be possible to slow the rubber band down to a speed at which the impact would be negligible.
#17 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
its not trust, its deterrance
User avatar #7 - komandantmirkoo (02/05/2014) [-]
not sure if im about to say something dumb here, but wouldn't the rubber band lose speed if it traveled all that distance when it snapped?
#8 to #7 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm not a scientist but no, I think it would still hurt like a bitch
User avatar #9 to #8 - komandantmirkoo (02/05/2014) [-]
dunno. i think the weight of the rubber band would be enough to pull it to the ground before it hit you. i might be talking out of my ass though
#11 to #9 - wotterpatch (02/05/2014) [-]
Actually, you might be right...wanna test it with me?   
 pic unrelated, i couldnt find what i was looking for
Actually, you might be right...wanna test it with me?
pic unrelated, i couldnt find what i was looking for
#21 to #7 - John Cena (02/05/2014) [-]
I did this when I was a kid and the other ****** let go. I don't care if it lost speed it hurt like a bitch.
User avatar #40 to #7 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Wouldn't my dick get hard if I saw you IRL?
#54 to #40 - komandantmirkoo (02/05/2014) [-]
i don't think so tim.
#66 to #54 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - averagesizedpenis (02/04/2014) [-]
I feel like there's a lot of Psychological implications with this concept.
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