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User avatar #4 - timelordjam (05/14/2014) [-]
? first time i've ever summoned jokexplain
User avatar #14 to #4 - princessren (05/14/2014) [-]
the dog sees an invasion of their territory from another dog
#9 to #4 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
Stop supporting attention whores.
He gets it wrong most of the time, too.
User avatar #18 to #9 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't mind you calling me an attention whore,
but I'm never wrong. check yo facts.
#24 to #18 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Okay, looking back I tried to find a random post where you were WRONG in your explanation and I found this:

funnyjunk.com/WTF/funny-pictures/5096517/43#43

What the "joke" is, is really fucking obvious here, but you've failed to explain it correctly.

Now you're both wrong, unintelligent AND arrogant. You really should just delete your account.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
and what was the joke, may I ask?
#27 to #25 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
If I seem like an asshole to you, don't worry, you don't just seem like an asshole to all these people who ask for you, you ARE an asshole.
#26 to #25 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
The joke was the absurdity of the situation, you unintelligent prick.

The joke and punch line is that what you're seeing is so absurd.

Will you grow up you illiterate fuck.
User avatar #28 to #26 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
the absurdity was already apparent to everyone. I was asked whether there
was an ulterior meaning and I said there was none. the 'absurdity' does not
constitute a punchline.
so sorry, I wasn't wrong this time. keep fishing.
#30 to #28 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
It's amazing how I have to explain to you what constitutes a joke and how one explains it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah you're great at it too
you should become jokexplain and have to deal with anon dipshits every day instead of me
#32 to #31 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't want to, because anons are fucking retarded, not excluding myself on this one, because really, what do I gain from racking down on just another unintelligent funnyjunker.

Listen to me now you stupid shit, if you're tired of explaining jokes, say so and be done with it, but stop explaining it with this arrogant attitude of yours, because people think they can ask you for explanation of a joke, which they SHOULD be able to, but instead get thumbed down and called a faggot by you. You're very clearly not smart enough for being this arrogant.

I've in the past explained to you how there is no one joke that is worth explaining more than the next so there is no reason for you to be this arrogant, so just delete your account and get over it if you're tired of being jokexplain.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm not tired of explaining jokes, and I've never thumbed down people who asked.
the fact that they get thumbed down is not my responsibility.
and I call people faggots when they spam mention me, because they are faggots.
#34 to #33 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
"The fact that they get thumbed down is not my responsibility. " It is ENTIRELY your responsiblity, because a single post explaining why people who don't get the joke doesn't deserve to get thumbed down would probably stop a lot of it.

"and I call people ******* when they spam mention me, because they are ******* ."

Hey, cuntface, you do realize I just browsed through your list of comments to find one of the several wrongly explained jokes you have out there? I know for a fact from reading these that most of your flaming is completely unprovoked.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
well now you've clearly become unreasonable.
bye.
#38 to #35 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
You back from your hissy fit? Perhaps now you'll start trying to pull your head out of your ass, and see that you being this arrogant serves no purpose, perhaps even evolve to understand what jokes are in a context-less manner, though that seems like a long shot.
#37 to #35 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Look at this:

funnyjunk.com/An+emotional+journey/funny-pictures/5116626/20#20

I know you're probably not done with high school yet, but even by then you should be able to see how stupid writing something like that is.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
I have not become unreasonable, you're just retreating into this arrogant shell of yours where you can never be wrong.
#29 to #28 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Perhaps you've not been looking up a dictionary, but let me break it down for you, the many ways in which you are wrong.

"the absurdity was already apparent to everyone." This is an assumption, and assumptions will do you no good, you illiterate fuck.

"I was asked whether there was an ulterior meaning and I said there was none." You were not. You were told that someone was confused, as would be expected for someone who doesn't get this particular type of joke. The correct and NOT arrogant thing to do here was to explain that the picture is just supposed to be asburd, and if they find it funny, they simply don't find the picture funny.

"the 'absurdity' does not constitute a punchline. " It is exactly what constitutes not only a punchline, but in this case the punchline.

"so sorry, I wasn't wrong this time. keep fishing." The only thing that matches your seemingly growing illiteracy is your arrogance.
#23 to #18 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Wrong, you've not been right in understanding what it is you're doing.

Seriously, looking back at all the shitposting you've done, the ONLY correct thing you can do is fucking delete your account.

Seriously, you're just another unintelligent funnyjunker and for some reason, the rest of funnyjunk isn't seeing it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - lotengo (05/14/2014) [-]
Whats the deal with airline food
#20 to #19 - happypony (05/14/2014) [-]
What's the deal with people from under the orange sun?
User avatar #6 to #4 - playercz ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
dog sees dog
dog doesnt like other dogs
dog barks
#7 to #6 - comedytrash (05/14/2014) [-]
Wrong. It's because dogs can only see in black and white and because colour was invented around the late 60's/early 70's, they can only see images between 1870 and 1969. Obviously, the two world wars are the most promanant images so the dog is often presented with german bombers upon gazing outside of it's house.
User avatar #16 to #7 - uchisukui (05/14/2014) [-]
You're a pretty nice guy.

Let's make sweet love.
User avatar #13 to #7 - playercz ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
loled
User avatar #11 to #7 - timelordjam (05/14/2014) [-]
You're a very creative motherfucker

and i love you

babies?
babies.
#8 to #7 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up..
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