That Stance. this could have ended differently... >in this comment section people making a random post into an antifeminizm flamewar
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#7 - mankey ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
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#3 - megashot ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
>in this comment section   
people making a random post into an antifeminizm flamewar
>in this comment section
people making a random post into an antifeminizm flamewar
User avatar #17 to #3 - psykobear (12/20/2013) [-]
One ******* person did that.
User avatar #75 to #17 - megashot ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
3-4 actually
most of them deleted it though
User avatar #77 to #75 - psykobear (12/21/2013) [-]
Ok. Too many people won't stand by their comments.
#10 to #3 - atomicman (12/20/2013) [-]
yea sometimes it just feels like everyone here has low self esteem and just feels like ranting at whatever they can think of
yea sometimes it just feels like everyone here has low self esteem and just feels like ranting at whatever they can think of
User avatar #11 to #10 - atomicman (12/20/2013) [-]
*feel
#24 - acetrainerewan ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
not gonna lie, that lady's body language tells me that if i jumped her, she would kick my sorry ass   
i dont know any martial arts btw, not even basic boxing
not gonna lie, that lady's body language tells me that if i jumped her, she would kick my sorry ass
i dont know any martial arts btw, not even basic boxing
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User avatar #52 to #24 - tarragon (12/21/2013) [-]
And you don't even lift?!
User avatar #76 to #24 - wunderlichh (12/21/2013) [-]
thatsmyfettish.jpg
#55 to #24 - Rezialn (12/21/2013) [-]
Her stance is actually really good there. She's probably experienced in some kind of martial art.
#19 - oldfags (12/20/2013) [-]
I have a friend that does Krav... This is pretty much what would have happened. I watched her drop her Marine boyfriend when he surprised her with a hug.

>MFW people think surprising her is going to be funny.
#42 to #19 - kmichel (12/21/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I first thought. She looked Jewish, so I suspected Krav Maga.
#74 to #19 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
Woah, she dropped someone that was being affectionate and not attempting to hurt her. You stupid ************ .
User avatar #45 to #19 - jastri (12/21/2013) [-]
Why the **** would anyone want to learn Krav Maga? If I want to defend myself, I want to hurt the bastard, not break all his limbs and tear out his eye.
User avatar #46 to #45 - trollchildxy (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh god thats some funny **** . But yes you're right. Krav Maga is an art of killing, not self defense.
User avatar #48 to #46 - ojallday (12/21/2013) [-]
technically you're safe if your attacker has no limbs
User avatar #49 to #48 - trollchildxy (12/21/2013) [-]
except from y'know, the law. Prison scary.
User avatar #50 to #49 - ojallday (12/21/2013) [-]
well you wont have to worry about the law if your attacker is on equal grounds or above i.e. Krav vs knife, krav vs multiple people,etc.
User avatar #67 to #50 - trollchildxy (12/21/2013) [-]
krav vs an entire swat team with their weapons pointed right at you.

Unless you're neo, bullets don't care.
#34 - luckyspirit (12/21/2013) [-]
Hey, out of curiosity is there a porno of a snowman ******* a girl?

Also, kinda funny how she looked ready to attack.
User avatar #40 to #34 - zafara (12/21/2013) [-]
If it exists there is porn of it.
#35 to #34 - nsfwanon (12/21/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it..



Okay it's not exact

Please don't give me the banhammer

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User avatar #47 to #35 - trollchildxy (12/21/2013) [-]
I was going to comment it if you didn't. LOL
#63 to #35 - SirFail (12/21/2013) [-]
Wat...
#64 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
It did end differently!
It did end differently!
#66 to #64 - envinite (12/21/2013) [-]
It's even the same costume
#69 to #64 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
This proves it was set up, they both look way to calm and not even scared.
But lol at the fat kid getting pushed over.
User avatar #15 - oxYKellark (12/20/2013) [-]
Shes ready to kick some ass.
User avatar #38 - habasparkz (12/21/2013) [-]
Not many people sneak up on Uma Thurman and live to tell the tale.
User avatar #61 - possiblydominator ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Thats actually a nice fighting stance, given the situation
User avatar #78 to #61 - nopenopejustnope (12/27/2013) [-]
And pretty quick
User avatar #70 to #61 - grapefruity (12/21/2013) [-]
I said this same thing last time it was posted. The stance is nice and low, resembling a half forward stance, and the guard was maybe a little high but solid for head and body level strikes, so in context is forgivable.

All in all, better than your average persons 'fight or flight' responses, which are to mindlessly strike at or cower from the possible threat. And as a panic response, it was very impressive.

9/10 would spar with...
#73 - incredibletaco ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
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#62 to #36 - freenarative (12/21/2013) [-]
How do you know "she" isn't a man?
#41 to #36 - pebar (12/21/2013) [-]
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nice
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2013) [-]
Gods damn she was ready to throw DOWN!
User avatar #25 - marohawk (12/20/2013) [-]
She could kick my ass any day.
#57 - whutinthehell (12/21/2013) [-]
A man would have gone through with the punch.
#65 to #57 - taurusguy (12/21/2013) [-]
A man wouldnt have started to ready himself, just ******* punch the thing.
#14 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
i feel bad for her husband lmao. she should chill and be a woman not ******* hercules.
#43 to #14 - godofcorndog (12/21/2013) [-]
Sign in and take your thumbs like a man.
#27 to #14 - theXsjados (12/21/2013) [-]
It's not that she's a stuck up, tightly wound bitch. Martial art training is thousands and thousands of repetitions meant to replace our natural reaction to stimuli, something she had succeeded in doing.
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (12/20/2013) [-]
"I HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF AS A WOMAN!"
"OW, RIGHT IN THE SNOWBALLS!"
User avatar #4 - alonetime (12/20/2013) [-]
didnt block her face, if snowman was assailant she would have been decked
User avatar #6 to #4 - alonetime (12/20/2013) [-]
looks like at least 5 people on FJ have weak stances
User avatar #44 to #4 - godofcorndog (12/21/2013) [-]
Another arm-chair champion MMA fighter. Wrong. Her stance was fine for guarding her face. With her posture and reaction time, I would say she could block a lot of upper body shots.
#56 to #44 - Rezialn (12/21/2013) [-]
I've watched the gif a few times, and I don't like that she moved towards the snowman when taking her stance. You want to move away when defending yourself, not towards. Either she's ready to attack, or she's doing it wrong. Good stance though.
User avatar #71 to #56 - grapefruity (12/21/2013) [-]
I would agree in context of sparring or organized fights, however as a panic response it was far better than most. And because of her good guard, any poor strikes such as sling punches could have be blocked (and possibly punished) effectively.
User avatar #54 to #44 - alonetime (12/21/2013) [-]
ive watched a total of 3 ufc/mma fights ever
User avatar #58 to #54 - potatot ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
That's a lot of experience. I think everyone should listen to this guy.
User avatar #59 to #58 - alonetime (12/21/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #72 to #4 - grapefruity (12/21/2013) [-]
Guard was fine for defending strikes to the body or head. Leg placement could be better, but it was low and would be relatively quick to lock the back leg and push out her knee for a proper long forward stance if needed, to prevent being shoved over or tripped.

So pretty good, especially compared to your average persons knowledge of self-defense and martial arts.
User avatar #5 to #4 - taxideataxus (12/20/2013) [-]
"If snowman was an assailant."
I'd almost like to know of a situation in which that was the case...
User avatar #8 to #4 - penileburglar (12/20/2013) [-]
Sticking a hand in front of your face pre-emptively does not block much, especially if you're expecting to deal with someone stronger then you. It just means they punch your hand *into* your face. IMO, her only mistake was lunging forward on instinct.
#9 to #4 - Tommovdv (12/20/2013) [-]
if you actually knew what you were talking about, you'd see that her left hand was right up by her chin, and her right hand in front. Thats the most basic of fighting stances, and every pro stil uses it. one hand on the chin, the other in front.
User avatar #12 to #9 - alonetime (12/20/2013) [-]
dont poke holes in my logic pls

pro fighters are in a different situation
User avatar #33 - kingofants (12/21/2013) [-]
The black/asian girl loved it.
User avatar #39 to #33 - tacoreaper (12/21/2013) [-]
blasian
User avatar #60 to #39 - teoferrazzi (12/21/2013) [-]
faggot
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