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#3 - yuukoku (03/02/2014) [+] (47 replies)
>Eating burger at McDick's   
>Only one in the place, so talking with a couple employees about stuff   
>Goliath child with titan mother riding on the monolith slowly rove through door   
>Spherical boy is jumping up and down as far as his stubby rolls can take him   
>Guy employee gets into the kitchen while girl employee seems to be bracing for impact   
>Apparently they have some kind of drill down for these specific people   
>Watch Jabba the Hutt howl "GET US THE USUAL!"   
>			*******		 Helios won't stop jumping up and down yelling about apple pie and knocks over the cookie stand   
>Girl employee glances at me as I watch with horrified interest like she's trying to tell me to run   
>Sphere Team retreats to the corner to glare at me for some reason while spontaneously yelling something about pickles   
>When they get their meal, the monolith flips 			****		 and starts screaming at girl employee about how they put pickles in on purpose   
>Manager comes out to diffuse situation, but it has only just begun   
>I know they can't do anything, so I do what any logical human being would do: I take my pickles from my burger and plop them on Helios' sweet head   
>He 			*******		 loses it and attacks me   
>Just keeps swinging and missing. Decide to lead him out of the store   
>Manager is at first freaked out, but then realizes what I'm doing   
>Lead the screaming monolith and her Goliath down the road   
>Kinda hear "Thank you!" from guy employee and cheering from girl employee   
>MFW I lead them about fifty yards before they get tired and the monolith's howling gives out   
   
Don't know why this reminded me of this...
>Eating burger at McDick's
>Only one in the place, so talking with a couple employees about stuff
>Goliath child with titan mother riding on the monolith slowly rove through door
>Spherical boy is jumping up and down as far as his stubby rolls can take him
>Guy employee gets into the kitchen while girl employee seems to be bracing for impact
>Apparently they have some kind of drill down for these specific people
>Watch Jabba the Hutt howl "GET US THE USUAL!"
> ******* Helios won't stop jumping up and down yelling about apple pie and knocks over the cookie stand
>Girl employee glances at me as I watch with horrified interest like she's trying to tell me to run
>Sphere Team retreats to the corner to glare at me for some reason while spontaneously yelling something about pickles
>When they get their meal, the monolith flips **** and starts screaming at girl employee about how they put pickles in on purpose
>Manager comes out to diffuse situation, but it has only just begun
>I know they can't do anything, so I do what any logical human being would do: I take my pickles from my burger and plop them on Helios' sweet head
>He ******* loses it and attacks me
>Just keeps swinging and missing. Decide to lead him out of the store
>Manager is at first freaked out, but then realizes what I'm doing
>Lead the screaming monolith and her Goliath down the road
>Kinda hear "Thank you!" from guy employee and cheering from girl employee
>MFW I lead them about fifty yards before they get tired and the monolith's howling gives out

Don't know why this reminded me of this...
User avatar #6 - asatru (03/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
jokexplain
#7 to #6 - jokexplain (03/02/2014) [-]
when a parent and his child are in line at the checkout counter, the parent may suddenly remember that he has to get something else. he tells the kid 'you keep our place, I'll be right back'. the child is then terrified that their turn at the counter will come before the parent gets back, because he'll have to talk to the cashier and awkwardly explain that his parent has gone to get something else. here, OP works as a cashier and he's intentionally toying with the child's fears by scanning the items faster, so their turn will come sooner.
#9 - binlagan (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Imagine being that child
#15 - gloriousthighs ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm 18 and and I still managed to get into this situation about a week ago.
I'm 18 and and I still managed to get into this situation about a week ago.
#23 - masterboll (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
thats the kind of **** that could traumatise the child for life
#34 - ancientchaos (03/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#56 - DeadyKruger (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - soulkiller (03/03/2014) [-]
You're the best kind of asshole
#96 - felex (03/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Cleaners face when this is happening
Cleaners face when this is happening
User avatar #121 - nahsahsenn (03/03/2014) [-]
my friend does this thing where when people are buying multiple cans of tuna he will put one finger on the top of the can and spin it around the same number of times as there are cans of tuna, with each rotation receiving a barcode scan. i personally think its ******* miracles
#79 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/03/2014) [-]
Vaguely related: I once at the grocery store heard the word "void" over the intercom.  I asked my dad what it meant.  He said "void" is what they call it when a customer is rude to the cashier, so the cashier presses a button that makes the floor open out from under them where they fall into a dark room and are kept there for the rest of the day.  He said cashiers are prone to voiding the wrong person sometimes and they'll still leave you down there all day even if it was a mistake and someone else was the rude one.   
   
I believed him for like three years until one day I brought it up and he told me it was just a joke.     
   
hfw he realized I had lived in fear of cashiers for three years.
Vaguely related: I once at the grocery store heard the word "void" over the intercom. I asked my dad what it meant. He said "void" is what they call it when a customer is rude to the cashier, so the cashier presses a button that makes the floor open out from under them where they fall into a dark room and are kept there for the rest of the day. He said cashiers are prone to voiding the wrong person sometimes and they'll still leave you down there all day even if it was a mistake and someone else was the rude one.

I believed him for like three years until one day I brought it up and he told me it was just a joke.

hfw he realized I had lived in fear of cashiers for three years.
#54 - gibroner ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - LordoftheBacon (03/03/2014) [-]
Im 25 years old and this is still one of my greatest fears. Not spiders, not heights, not even fj going down...im talking about standing there with a line of people just staring at me like well you gonna pay or what? Then the paranoia sets in "Why isnt he paying?" "Is he here with his mommy?" "What a faggot"...then my aunt comes back to pay and I just lower my head in shame...wtf am I doing with my life.
#116 - funnyjunkiefive (03/03/2014) [-]
If I was that kid.
#118 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/03/2014) [-]
Kid's FW
Kid's FW
User avatar #17 - ganjalf (03/03/2014) [-]
You monster
#70 - mikthacool (03/03/2014) [-]
Not that was not very polite was it?!
#106 - brendantheferret (03/03/2014) [-]
Once when I was like 7 my dad left while I was at the checkout counter, and he was gone for 45 minutes (he has no concept of time, because ADHD n **** ) and I just talked with the cashier chick the whole time.

**** was cash
#42 - mrdavidamnesia (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I read this ten times, word for word, why do I not get it?
I read this ten times, word for word, why do I not get it?
#43 to #42 - noradrenaline ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
As a kid, have you ever been shopping and had to stand at the checkout alone while your parent went to get something he/she forgot? Do you remeber that scary thought that he/she won´t be back before all the items are scaned?
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