Thanks Santa. .. who wouldn't want these?
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User avatar #1 - askafj (02/10/2014) [-]
who wouldn't want these?
#50 to #1 - dawdawdwa ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I cannot imagine...
I cannot imagine...
#17 to #1 - rasconza (02/11/2014) [-]
kids who are to young to get the reference?
kids who are to young to get the reference?
#7 - gettingtaters (02/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #2 - therealtjthemedic (02/11/2014) [-]
Fake. 'Consume' and 'Flesh' cut off 'December'.
#21 to #2 - kbpilottl (02/11/2014) [-]
You missed a word.
#19 - kingarturi (02/11/2014) [-]
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#12 - shmengels (02/11/2014) [-]
I seek the grail!
I seek the grail!
User avatar #42 - ilikebuttsex (02/11/2014) [-]
seems a swallow must have carried those over there
User avatar #45 to #42 - overlordnick (02/11/2014) [-]
a 5oz bird could not carry a 1 lbs coconut
User avatar #48 to #45 - rikter (02/11/2014) [-]
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory!?
#56 to #45 - Lookinatstuff (02/11/2014) [-]
It would certainly affect his air-speed velocity, anyway...
#13 - proudnerd (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it...
#51 - lieden (02/11/2014) [-]
Ohh i'm so getting me some of these.
Ohh i'm so getting me some of these.
User avatar #3 - include (02/10/2014) [-]
This is pretty nuts.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jimmyneubtron (02/10/2014) [-]
***** thats a coconut.
User avatar #18 to #4 - rasconza (02/11/2014) [-]
coconut
User avatar #46 to #18 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
it's not a nut... it's a drupe which is a kind of fruit
User avatar #64 to #46 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
But are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
User avatar #66 to #64 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
not at all, they could be carried
User avatar #67 to #66 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
What, a swallow carrying a coconut?
User avatar #68 to #67 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
it could grip it by the husk
User avatar #69 to #68 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
It is not a question of where it grips it, it is a simple of weight ratios. A 5 ounz bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
User avatar #70 to #69 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
well it doesn't matter, all I'm saying is that it's not a nut, it's a fruit!
User avatar #71 to #70 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 time a second, right?
User avatar #72 to #71 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
PLEASE! (we're gonna need a third person to continue... )
User avatar #74 to #72 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
Include i summon forth thee
#78 to #74 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
Here I am.

How can I help?
User avatar #79 to #78 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
well we needed a third person to complete the scene, but I got a feeling it's over
User avatar #80 to #79 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh no.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
so yeah, but thanks for offering the help, maybe some other time
User avatar #82 to #81 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
Cool, call me when you need me.
User avatar #83 to #82 - sneleoparden (02/11/2014) [-]
yeah I wouldn't forget to include you
User avatar #84 to #83 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #59 to #4 - rxis (02/11/2014) [-]
This is pretty coconut
#14 - looneyfortheluna (02/11/2014) [-]
I misread that title at first....
I misread that title at first....
#75 - therichie ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #52 - DoktorHax (02/11/2014) [-]
did you know there is a holy grail beer? i need to find me some.
User avatar #61 to #52 - sodapops (02/11/2014) [-]
It's actually a really good pale ale. Another one that surprised me greatly was the iron maiden "trooper" ale. It has lots of citrus flavour and aroma which made it great to drink a couple of degrees cooler than a typical ale.
User avatar #49 - sovietsamurai (02/11/2014) [-]
But do they migrate?
#6 - laurice (02/11/2014) [-]
Those look awfully familiar

by that I mean they look like my balls
#57 to #6 - mrdavidamnesia (02/11/2014) [-]
If they're cut in half then I think your should get help, like NOAW!
User avatar #54 - breaken ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
That's a great gift, cutting a coconut in half isn't that easy.
User avatar #5 - kamusioso ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Where'd you get the coconuts? The coconut's tropical!
#8 to #5 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
They could be carried...
User avatar #22 to #8 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
They could be carried by swallows
#23 to #22 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
are you suggesting that swallows carry coconuts? a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 1 lb cocconut
User avatar #24 to #23 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
the two of them could grip it by the husk
#25 to #24 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
it doesnt matter where it grips it, in order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times a second, right?
User avatar #26 to #25 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
It could be carried by an African swallow
#27 to #26 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow that's my point
User avatar #28 to #27 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
#29 to #28 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
but then of course, African swallows are non migratory though
User avatar #31 to #29 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
User avatar #30 to #29 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah...
#32 to #30 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?
User avatar #33 to #32 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 to #33 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 to #35 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 to #36 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 to #37 - undead ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 to #38 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
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