Thank you my man bits. . run nor stimuli uncle. damn, im thankfull that my pants dont bleed too... that might be a little... awkward
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Thank you my man bits

run nor stimuli uncle
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Submitted: 10/16/2013
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#1 - zachariaseverlivin (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**zachariaseverlivin rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Fapping ** MFW I am a man but I still bleed there (due to anal penetration)
**zachariaseverlivin rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Fapping ** MFW I am a man but I still bleed there (due to anal penetration)
#4 - jancz (10/16/2013) [-]
damn, im thankfull that my pants dont bleed too... that might be a little... awkward
User avatar #19 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Instead you ejaculate randomly during your sleep. Once happened to my boyfriend when we were sleeping together,poor guy couldn't spot apologising. At least periods are predictable (for most girls).
#26 to #19 - beddeb (10/16/2013) [-]
yea but there's no blood and or pain
yea but there's no blood and or pain
User avatar #5 - howunexpected (10/16/2013) [+] (20 replies)
My asshole bled once after I chugged a whole cup of hot sauce
Christian school pep rallies suck
User avatar #6 to #5 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2013) [-]
My asshole bleeds if I anally masturbate too hard.
#3 - autoxx ONLINE (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My girlfriend has been pissed at me for the last 2 days because I moved a couple of the dishes she was washing (she washed them and then left) into the drying rack so that I could wash some veggies for HER dinner (I already ate).
I asked her what we were actually fighting about and she didn't know...

I went over to my old man's place afterward, shook his hand and thanked him for the Y chromosome.
I'm still so ******* confused.

First and last time I cook for her.

User avatar #55 - partycrashers (10/17/2013) [-]
wait it's not supposed to bleed? oh......
#52 - notsoscotia (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah, lucky you
yeah, lucky you
#64 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
I still manage to make mine bleed.
I still manage to make mine bleed.
User avatar #40 - cierrayooo (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't really mind my period. I think of it as an honor that I was given the ability to have babies one day.
User avatar #39 - weirdvintagegirl (10/17/2013) [+] (26 replies)
See, I'm on birth control for my acne, and I skip the sugar pills, so I don't get a period anymore.
User avatar #27 - wizardbaker (10/16/2013) [-]
You see women have to worry about this acidic cave that bleeds every month, and leads to them holding these growing, parasitic beings inside them.

Men have a stick that shoots slime.
#8 - iamphoenix (10/16/2013) [-]
You're not eating the right kind of food if your nether regions don't bleed at least once a month.
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