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xseargeantxpainx (06/24/2014) [-]
He's crying because his pizza turned into a sandwich.
Probably liked pizza better.
Probably liked pizza better.
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xseargeantxpainx (06/25/2014) [-]
He's also crying because he liked the quiet rural area from the noisy cars-cutting-you-off highway.
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gigamuffin (06/25/2014) [-] That's disgusting. What kind of uncivilized person uses peanutbutter as a fleshlight? It would be much more sanitary to use a cup, sponge, Vaseline, and a rubber glove.
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becauseyoutoldmeto (06/25/2014) [-]
You forgot that a dog may or may not have been involved.
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beautifull (06/25/2014) [-] 10/10 I'd like to take this moment to sincerely thank you. Honestly man like I was feeling pretty drunk and not too great but then your ass saw this 5 hours in advanced and ******* though "hey i know in five hours time a guy will read this, let's make it funny" and you ******* did man, honestly 10/10 Thank you. If you ever need a BJ and live in england just call me. **** it even if you live in australia i'll swim to blow your funny ass (or dick whatever floats your boat) well my arms are getting tired from typing now, they're in an awkward position right now but hit me up son.
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beautifull (06/25/2014) [-] Don't doubt yourself! you will do great things in your life I can just tell, you will have a great family before you die. I love you.
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fourtwentt (06/24/2014) [-] This is why me and my wife have separate blankets, sometimes even separate beds
if you can call the couch a bed
if you can call the couch a bed
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fukkendragonite (06/24/2014) [-] And a seperate house. And seperate stuff. And a seperation agreement. Actually it's more like a divorce.
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hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-] now all you need are separate houses and we can stay up playing vidya games all night and make s'mores! you can come visit us too
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shadowbreech (06/24/2014) [-] There is no way in hell that can work!
Nor is there a way in hell to stop me from trying.
Nor is there a way in hell to stop me from trying.
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dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-] >Not being able to simply pull it enough to roll the weights
What are you? Casual?
What are you? Casual?
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beautifull (06/25/2014) [-] Stop thumbing this guy down. Seriously guys do you even lift?
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sinery (06/24/2014) [-] Bought a double bed blanket for my single bed, best damn purchase of my life.
I can wrap myself up like a burrito while I cry myself to sleep.
I can wrap myself up like a burrito while I cry myself to sleep.
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shadowbreech (06/24/2014) [-] I'm sorry but all I can think is " Two years? You lucky bastard!" when I read stuff like that...
