Tfw no gf

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#18 - edgecutter (05/16/2015) [+] (5 replies)

stickied by akulakhan

And the distant Asian relative.

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#28 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]

One signed up for the Imperial Guard, too.

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#42 to #28 - geistenhaus (05/17/2015) [-]

"signed up" for the guard. because its optional

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#43 to #42 - krasnogvardiech (05/17/2015) [-]

It was in this case. Some worlds and regiments forcibly conscript, but most are voluntary. Propaganda is a great thing. Volunteers have higher morale, greater discipline and greater resolve. And are also less traitorous and/or susceptible to Chaos's influence.

Look at this, for example. Had it been forced conscription the Guardsman would've shot the wounded one where he lay and pilfered his gear. There's an integrity to be had with voluntary regiments.

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#44 to #43 - geistenhaus (05/17/2015) [-]

are you trying to recruit me?

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#45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (05/17/2015) [-]

Does a life of danger, glory and service to the Emperor tempt you? You get great pay which you can spend any-Emperor-damned-where you please, you get to wear the Imperial Aquila, which basically tells any local yokels to not **** with you unless they want the Arbites or your buddies to come calling (whichever arrives first, we're not picky) and by serving the Emperor and putting lasbolts into the faces of enemies of the Imperium, you accomplish a hundred times more than what some dusty-arsed old Ecclesiarch can hope to achieve by droning on and on about **** you know already.

Sure, the life isn't exactly fun. Neither will you be ever entirely safe, unless you happen to sign up with one of the pansy-face parade ground regiments. But you know how the saying goes - no inspection ready force was ever ready for combat, and no combat ready force was ever ready for inspection.

You ought've learned the basics at the PDF training facilities already. All it takes now is a 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and they'll have 100% reason to remember your name.

Should you end up in the **** and should you survive, you'll end up near goddamn unkillable. The Imperium takes care of its heroes well.

For the meantime... well. Look at this ************ . Are you a bad enough dude to serve the Emperor?

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#3 - comradegeneral (05/16/2015) [-]

*Urge to remove kebab intensifies*

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#8 - kristovsky (05/16/2015) [-]

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#17 to #8 - twoderrick ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]

here, take this.

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#2 - Nahyon (05/16/2015) [-]

Remove feels

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#9 - anon (05/16/2015) [-]

I'd never date anyone who's father is also their ex

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#23 - chrismart (05/16/2015) [-]

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#40 to #23 - friedpotatoes (05/17/2015) [-]

15 seconds in before I realize they're playing "Through the Fire and Flames"

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#34 to #23 - zeruaargi (05/16/2015) [-]

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#25 - psykobear (05/16/2015) [-]

I don't know, man. I'd stay away from her. Her father is also her brother, her ex, and her friend.

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#11 - mrslippyfist (05/16/2015) [-]

tfw kebab

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#16 to #11 - castereleven (05/16/2015) [-]

wait, what is with the tiger

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#21 to #16 - mrslippyfist (05/16/2015) [-]

arkans tigers aka kebab removers

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#27 to #11 - alekksandar (05/16/2015) [-]

uh oh, you've pissed off the FJ kebabs, prepare for reds

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#46 to #11 - kebabs (05/17/2015) [-]

die pls and gib monies for compensation

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#24 to #11 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]

you can hear the parade of cheeki breeki in the distance

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#12 to #11 - mrwalkerfour (05/16/2015) [-]

many of cheeki breekis

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#6 - mumbomcb (05/16/2015) [-]

I still don't know what "remove kebab" means and at this point I'm afraid to ask

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#7 to #6 - babasera (05/16/2015) [-]

it means to kill muslims

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#10 to #7 - infraredanus (05/16/2015) [-]

I have wondered how "Kebab" became a word for muslims though..... Is that how Serbs pronounce muslim in their language?

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#14 to #10 - hanakoikezawa (05/16/2015) [-]

originally it meant to remove the turks from serbia, and turks like kebab. so remove kebab=remove turkish people.

since most turkis people are muslims, it's now used as remove/kill muslims

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