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How easy is to pick up a girl at a bar and **** her in your country?
country. Italy
almost impossible
Mhog
easy mode
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For me, basically impossible
a bar in Vienna
thiinking alone because I am of course friendless
Knotice a really hot looking girl sitting at a table in the bar
seems to be by herself
sis looking at
rd assume she is waiting for hectate
riverdale must be late
rd come with a really good pick up line
over and sit down in front of her
I am late... I had an appointment for handsome man transplant surgery"
roshe coldy stares into my soul
reeks who I am
reeks ifthat surgery could have been botched and caused brain damages
rd look at her. stand up and silently move from the seat
ego to the toilet cubicle and sit for 5 hours mumbling my pick up line to myself
reihen I leave she is gone. I guess her date probably came and ****** her
Maybe for chad it is easy
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Submitted: 01/10/2016
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#5 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
OP clearly doesn't know **** about some places in spain
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User avatar #13 to #5 - yippekiay (01/10/2016) [-]
I did my final university research project about the Basque region of Spain and Athletic Bilbao!
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User avatar #14 to #13 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
it's a good place to live, great food, shame about the weather sometimes, Athletic doesn't win jack **** but that's because they only have "local" players, just don't expect to get laid, seriously, everyone here goes out in groups, EVERYONE, if you go out on your own you're gonna be miserable because you'll be absolutely on your own and since everyone else is in groups you won't be able to get in since they're pretty hermetic
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#38 to #14 - kez (01/11/2016) [-]
Who goes out on their own to get laid?

Go out with friends...
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User avatar #69 to #38 - tazze (01/11/2016) [-]
>be in FJ
>have friends
choose one
but in all seriousness my friends are not very outgoing
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#70 to #69 - kez (11 hours ago) [-]
So befriend people who go out and have them as your going out friends
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User avatar #6 to #5 - kimilsung [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Tfw es imposible ligar en euskal herria.
Si, op es español.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
he tenido que hacerme esa imagen solo para este post, euskadi no estaría tan mal si la gente no funcionase puramente con cuadrillas, es imposible salir solo aquí.
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#9 to #8 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
>perrear
que quieres que te diga, soy mas de rock y de salir por el casco viejo de Bilbao
y no se, ya que eres de santander vete a otro sitio que en Bilbao nada de nada
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User avatar #10 to #9 - kimilsung [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
si, salgo por discotecas del estilo. No me aventuro al casco porque no lo conozco y no sabriá donde ir. Debe ser algo común del norte de españa que no haya nada de nada..
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User avatar #11 to #10 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
fever? sonora? mao mao beach?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - kimilsung [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Fever y sonora, bingo. Sobre todo fever en el piso de arriba
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User avatar #45 to #12 - electronicbacon (01/11/2016) [-]
je abla enrique iglesias
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User avatar #18 to #7 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
so why exactly is it impossible to get/have a date in Euskal?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#14,
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User avatar #21 to #19 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
ow, that kinda does suck, especially if you're a bit of a maverick. but what did you mean with hermetic? isn't that some religion?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
I use hermetic as in a hermetic seal, something that is airtight, basically meaning that I'd be damn hard to try to intrude in one of those groups
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User avatar #23 to #22 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
but cant you talk to a girl at school/work? you don't have to meet a girl at a bar or something you know. unless its even more inappropriate to flirt in those places than it is to intrude some group.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm a computer engineer, there are no girls in my classes, (well, technically there are two, both lesbians) and in my internship everyone is about 10+ years older than me so I'm kinda ****** (not literally, of course)
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User avatar #25 to #24 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
fuuuck duude... i mean... try tinder? by the way, hows computer engineering, sounds fun, might pick it up if i dont get through the very tough dentistry selection process
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User avatar #26 to #25 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
it can be pretty fun if you like computers, but let me give you some insight, once you're done with your studies you'll either end up programming (aka maintaining someone else's code and screaming internally because they didn't comment it) or on consulting (aka screaming internally because all you do is paperwork and documentation), or at least that's what I've been told.

I like it because I love logic puzzles, and I treat my programming as such, it's so satisfying to finish a working piece of code that does exactly what you wanted it to do (after all the fixing, because you're never gonna get a perfect code on the first try)
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User avatar #27 to #26 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
thats pretty neat. did you program way before you started your study btw? or did you pick it up during your study
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User avatar #28 to #27 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
I hadn't programmed a single line of code before I started (well except a couple of batch files to **** around with my high school's computers), so yes, I basically picked it up during my studies, they taught us Java (aka babby's first programming language), then some C and C++, during my internship I've learned C#, JS and VB, it's not hard to learn new programming languages when you get the basics down, in other words, once you learn how to program, you just do, the language is (almost) irrelevant.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
i know it sounds like a ****** question but is there a lot of money to be made from it? do you have a lot of options? and is there an actual demand to computer engineers
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User avatar #31 to #29 - tazze (01/10/2016) [-]
demand? I'd say there's a fair amount, just wake up tomorrow morning and count the number of computers you interact with (smartphone? computer, ATM? computer, ticket machine at the metro? yeah, that's a computer too)
whether you can make a lot of money out of it or not... well, it depends on what you specialize in and where you end up working, it's not a sure bet like dentistry
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User avatar #16 to #6 - ariplayer (01/10/2016) [-]
why is it impossible in Euskal to get a date? really wanna know.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - kimilsung [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
refer to tazze, he's actually from there so he knows better than me
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#30 - coolioshades (01/10/2016) [-]
Listen up ********* , maybe you'll learn something.
Dealing with chicks is like driving a car. Its easy unless you're ******* stupid. So follow my rules and I'll turn your betaship into a warfrigate ******* machine. Lets get started.

A) You're the prize. Not her.
Chicks have some kinda strange brain **** that makes them want **** they cant have. So be something she cant have. Show no interest and if you do show interest let her know its a royal goddamn honour. You gotta look good and know you look good.. chicks can smell your confidence.. or lack there of.

B) Talk to her like she's not the only one.
Talk like you know what youre saying. Treat her like just another tack on the board. Thatll make her think you have plenty of other chicks lined up and if she doesnt hop on the train shes gonna miss it. Dont forget to judge the **** outta her so she thinks youre better than her and starts to search for your approval.

C) Assert Dominance
If some other macho tries to step up and steal her away you gotta assert yourself. Dont act like you care if he takes her.. just act like you care that hes disrespecting you. Front up and make his bitch ass back down.

D) pickup lines are for ********
Seriously? Do I have to say this? Your clever ******** is gonna be shot down like the red ******* baron if you bring that weak ass **** up to a chick. Remember, youre the prize.. so why should you have to work for her with puns and clever **** ?

E) Show your feathers
Broke? Not tonight. Dont matter if you got money or not. Spend that **** infront of her like its your dying day. This chicks a hookup, not a lifetime commitment. All you gotta do is impress her for the night.

F) Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
Dont get all caught up in your words and **** .. she aint ******* testing your articulation. Slow down.. be cool when you talk. Besides the less words your say the more bad boy and mysterious you look.. again.. confidence is key.. you bitch out.. you lose.

Theres so much more I could implant in your little learning minds. But the douche god only has limited time. Take this limited knowledge I have passed down and spread your douche wings. Fly my bros and may the pussy await.
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#49 to #30 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm a woman who's fairly attractive, I've even done modeling, and who has her bachelors in physics. So I consider myself relatively sane. And I have to ask what kind of autistic women you've been dating that this works with? For me, I want someone to just be friendly and relaxed around me. But I guess everyone is different.
Sorry for my poor English by the way.
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User avatar #62 to #49 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/11/2016) [-]
He explicitly said "hook up, not dating"
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#47 to #30 - kaimietis ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I'd thumb this up 10 times if I could for how true it is.

I see that probably the most popular counter argument is that this advice is only good for picking up whores, not good girls. Well, yes, it is. But the better you are at picking up whores - the better you are in general at interacting with women and understanding their way of thinking, therefore - the better are your chances of getting a good girl, the easier you can start a conversation with a stranger, the easier you can make a new acquaintance (and it doesn't even only mean finding an object to **** ).

Many guys not excluding myself here use this ******** excuse in order to save their dignity by avoiding going out of their comfort zone - "I need a good girl, not a whore". No, my friend - drive a couple of Toyotas and Volkswagens before you take the wheel of a Lamborghini.
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User avatar #41 to #30 - schwerdaddy (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if this was blatant sarcasm, but a lot of what you said is true. However, taking this word-for-word isn't going to work for a majority of people. Many of the ones in need of this advice are not going to have random women walking up to them, thus not showing interest is recipe for a guy standing at a bar alone all night. Not being desperate is the key idea here when girls aren't approaching: show her that you're interested, but if she doesn't give a **** about you then you don't give a **** about her.
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#57 to #30 - hirollin (01/11/2016) [-]
"Listen up ********* ."

I knew from that moment on that this was going to be a treat.

And by jove you delivered.
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User avatar #44 to #30 - undeadmaus (01/11/2016) [-]
Maybe for picking up vapid whores for one night stands this is good. I did it in a relationship though and it didn't work, she couldn't see through it but she was getting upset a lot.
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#53 to #30 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't act like you want her, but still go up and talk to her...
Yeah can't see that one working.


I've been with a few girls, some hot, some average and some ugly. There's no trick to picking girls up because they're like people; ALL ******* DIFFERENT.

Just find a girl you like and talk to her like she's a human being. Don't try to act cool, don't try to be distant, don't play games.
Just make your intent known and if it works fab, if it doesn't move on. Simple as
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User avatar #33 to #30 - plasticcup (01/10/2016) [-]
Bonus easy points if you look beautiful.
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#40 to #33 - hassoutobi (01/11/2016) [-]
and if you don't have autism.
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#39 to #30 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
All of this doesn't work if you're a mongoloid, you ******** .
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User avatar #34 to #30 - Shiny ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"Don't impress her, except with your wallet"
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#2 - horsehat (01/10/2016) [-]
**horsehat used "*roll picture*"**
**horsehat rolled image** nice
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User avatar #3 to #2 - synchro ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
this pic always gets me
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#1 - miia ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
how do you **** up that bad
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User avatar #48 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
I've acquired fitness, I look pretty good. I think that if I really wanted to get laid I could. I imagine if I just went to bars and just sat around I might get approached and therefor lose my virginity to a one night stand, but I'm not about that life.

If I'm going to share myself with someone, it ain't going to be some hussy I pick up in a night, it's going to be someone I've spent time knowing. Consider me old-fashioned and prudish, but throwing my virginity away like that would be like offering my pearls before swine.

To be honest, some of you guys sound a wee bit desperate.
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User avatar #59 to #48 - toboz (01/11/2016) [-]
thats just ******* sad
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User avatar #60 to #59 - toboz (01/11/2016) [-]
i mean thats just sad
no ******* tho
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User avatar #63 to #48 - freshbakedrolls (01/11/2016) [-]
I lost my virginity to a one night stand on my 21st birthday. best decision i ever made. it was awkward and painful but i never had to talk to him again. Just sad he was also my first kiss. One night stands are what made me good for the guys i actually like, the first time i had sex was not the first time i made love, and i am thankful for that. There is nothing wrong with throwing your virginity away just like there is nothing wrong with saving it.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
I also probably hold vastly different values than you as well. Sex means more to me than getting my jollies off. It means, to me at least, sharing all that I am with another person. My first time will be weird and awkward, but I'm also going to be doing it with someone I love. That's all I need.
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User avatar #50 to #48 - idkwhatthatmeans (01/11/2016) [-]
******* whores at a bar =/= desperate

not everyone has the same way of thinking as you, dont act like you're on a moral high horse.
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User avatar #52 to #50 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
Then go ahead and **** a whore at a bar. Why would I care what you do? My moral compass points towards temperance. Sorry if I have more self worth than to **** a whore at a bar. Not everyone has to follow my code of conduct, nor my code of ethics.

I've spent time and effort working on bettering myself, I'd hate to waste it on someone who wouldn't appreciate it for more than a night. Shame more people don't think that way.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - idkwhatthatmeans (01/11/2016) [-]
>"why would i care about you"
>"its a shame more people dont think like me"

man please just stop. ******* a whore at a bar doesnt make you a lowlife or even mean you have low morals, it literally just means you ****** a whore from a bar. You can do that and then go on to find a woman that does care about you more than your dick.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
And I'll say it again, I'm not sharing myself with someone who doesn't appreciate it. Go ahead and be hedonistic, that ain't my bag. Sex will always mean more to me than it does to some others. Yeah, an orgasm is a great thing, I wager sex is fantastic, I wouldn't know. I'm not going to participate in an act designed to create children without it being a person I'm willing to have a child with. Not my fault you have low standards.
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#56 to #48 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
Good for you if you really mean that, but I think you're just justifying your inability to get laid
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User avatar #58 to #56 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
That's just it though. I'm not wanting for sex, I'm wanting for a relationship. I'm waiting for a woman to come along that I can build a lasting love with. Just like I wouldn't hug someone I don't know, I'm not gonna **** someone I just met. I would rather live a virgin than have a one night stand.
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#61 to #58 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm not really sure why I felt the need to comment on this in the first place, but I feel like I can help you out even if you don't think you need it. If you wait around for a girl to just to appear into your life, you are going to be waiting for a long time. And it's not healthy to think of girls that go out as "swine". I'm pretty sure the kid that went on rampage killing 6 girls had a similar mindset. Try making it a habit of stepping outside of your comfort zone once a day and experience more things because that's how you become an interesting conversationalist and establish deeper connections.
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User avatar #64 to #61 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
I will go out and find someone when I feel I am worth the woman I'm looking for. I'm ashamed to say it, but I have high standards, and therefor I must be worth someone who fits within those standards. My standards for beauty are quite low, however, my standards for personality leaves me with the responsibility of having to better myself.
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#66 to #64 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that and don't spend too much time trying to live up to standards that only you hold yourself too. Freud wrote about something called the super-ego which basically the ideal version of yourself that you see in your head, and some people drive them self crazy trying to embody this persona. Remember that everyone has insecurities and it's about looking past flaws and accepting yourself and others
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User avatar #67 to #66 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
Fair enough, you take care and good luck to you on whatever it is you're hoping to accomplish in your life as well.
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#46 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, in Spain it's easy to get girls if you are ****** Italian.

I live in the South and getting a girl to make out with you is freaking difficult. And let's not talk about one night stands.

Here they are all uppity and think they're the best around, no matter how fat and ugly they actually are. Also if their friends don't like you, be sure they will "rescue" her from you, even if the girl was actually up to something.

I'm now in england and thank god english girls are sluts and like foreigners.
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User avatar #43 - fudgecrow (01/11/2016) [-]
gonna skip out on the whole "how to pick up" thing and ask for source on that first pic instead
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User avatar #42 - undeadmaus (01/11/2016) [-]
Picking up total strangers requires a lot of confidence and know how. Easiest way of finding gf is by going out and meeting friends of friends or friends of friends of friends etc. Much easier to strike up a conversation that way.
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#32 - xerodeath ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
To pick up girls in clubs you need 1 thing, cocaine, it works 60% of the time, every time,
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User avatar #35 to #32 - purdon (01/10/2016) [-]
Brian, that doesn't make sense.
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User avatar #36 to #32 - donatelo (01/11/2016) [-]
too expensive and cocaine is overrated, and im not just saying its overrated because im poor.
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#20 - nineinchesdeep (01/10/2016) [-]
Unbelievable
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#15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** its not
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User avatar #4 - langweilig (01/10/2016) [-]
try not stuttering. show some sort of confidence. look her in the eye. be a ******* boss son!
 
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