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User avatar #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
when can we start unspoilering these star wars spoilers?
to be honest that ending was so ******* akward she just stood there and he just stood there, it's like Jar Jar Abrams thought it looked epic but it totally just looked retarded. Though I guess it was better than the throne room celebration I was expecting
User avatar #285 to #4 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Star Wars Minus Williams - Throne Room

Let the throne room awkwardness increase.
#288 to #285 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
funny you should post that
I'm rendering webms for a dope Auranauts comp
including that one right there
User avatar #289 to #288 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Excellent. I love Auralnauts. It's like what would happen if Bad Lip Reading got a storyline, hahah.
User avatar #292 to #289 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
me too. most underrated channel on youtube, gotta be.

this is the text that'll go below the first webm, what do you think
I'm ******* serious. This will be the best 120+ minutes you'll ever spend in your ******* life, these guys are so god damn amazing at what they do. It's this beautiful combination of Dubbing, Editing, Foley work, Storywriting, all tied together in a comedic package that makes them leagues ahead of any other group I've ever seen. I guess that makes them like the JonTron of the film industry.

Their motto: "We believe that every movie is supposed to be a comedy, but sometimes they forget to put the jokes in, or remove them intentionally. It is our mission to attempt the reintegration of humor into films where we feel it should have been."

They have a good amount of content out now, all posted on their YouTube channel www.youtube.com/channel/UCp1xCZ4ODNM2OJuKoBrghDA, so you might want to go watch these videos there for max quality. But this wouldn't be a dope webm post without dope webms, so you can watch/download them from here too.

Above was Bane Outtakes 1
Below are Bane Outtakes 2: Holiday Edition
Star Wars minus Williams
Star Wars ep I: Jedi Party
Star Wars ep II: The Friend Zone
Star Wars ep III: Revenge of Middle Management
Star Wars ep IV: Lazer Moon Awakens
Matthew McConaughey, Existential Crisis

En ******* joy.


thing is that admin set a 10 minute max length for webms so I gotta re-render them to 12:5 and under 10min segments, dunno how long that's gonna take
User avatar #295 to #292 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm no word expert, but reads pretty good. But wow, good luck rendering all that.

P.S., I've had bad luck finding a decent video editor. What do you use, or what would you recommend? I'm on a PC, also on a bit of a budget. My only purposes are really just for editing game footage together.
User avatar #298 to #295 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I only have to cut down the star wars ones, and those take about 20 mins per 10 min chunks. I'll get them done while I'm doing something else.
>I'm on a PC
no **** ? We're all on PCs.
User avatar #300 to #298 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Aha, that's not too bad.

And I assumed so. I've tried free software such as Lightworks, but couldn't get over the different controls.
User avatar #301 to #300 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
What OS are you on?
User avatar #302 to #301 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Windows 10
User avatar #303 to #302 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
oh that sucks.
Windows has **** for free/libre video editors. I think there's a pitivi port, and the avidimux port sucks ass, but yeah you're stuck with Movie Maker, or be a criminal and pirate sony vegas or some **** .
User avatar #305 to #303 - shyyguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Damn. Can't pirate anything because I'll be using it for my business later on... don't want to get sued. I'll check out Pitivi though, thank you.
User avatar #306 to #305 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah
If you ever go GNU/Linux one day, Cinelarra is professional-grade and easily trumps the proprietary/paid alternatives, and Flowblade is pretty nifty for something more simple. kdenlive is great too. All these are FOSS too.
User avatar #282 to #4 - thefourthdirective (01/08/2016) [-]
You're just grasping at straws with that complaint
#247 to #4 - tapberry (01/08/2016) [-]
matt hammill should die
User avatar #235 to #4 - altairibnlaahad (01/08/2016) [-]
It wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't last so long, but it was better than the celebration we were probably expecting, I agree.
User avatar #226 to #4 - narddogg (01/08/2016) [-]
It would've been cooler if Luke had taken the lightsaber and activated it, and then had this look of reminiscence or resolve on his face
User avatar #215 to #4 - billycakes (01/08/2016) [-]
I actually really liked that ending, I felt it worked well, it built that both characters knew what was going on.
User avatar #212 to #4 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
It's what happened in the book. The movie was based on the book.
User avatar #209 to #4 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/07/2016) [-]
Kylo Ren taking off his mask killed the character for me
User avatar #158 to #4 - dazartimm (01/07/2016) [-]
3 months for major spoilers, 1 month for minor.
User avatar #147 to #4 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2016) [-]
well they alluded to him being her father/father figure the entire movie
User avatar #136 to #4 - iom (01/07/2016) [-]
i personaly think it would have ended 10-15 mins sooner after they figured out the whole map thing where luke skywalker was
#176 to #136 - silentpaper (01/07/2016) [-]
by 15 minutes you mean a minute and a half?
User avatar #180 to #176 - iom (01/07/2016) [-]
maybe im terrible with time measurements but all im saying is after they put the two pieces of map together they should have rolled credits instead of just wasting time finding luke with could have been at the beginning of the next movie
#185 to #180 - silentpaper (01/07/2016) [-]
hey look i found this map -credits roll-
User avatar #187 to #185 - iom (01/07/2016) [-]
no after BB-8 and R2D2 combine maps and figure out where he is
#188 to #187 - silentpaper (01/07/2016) [-]
but if they did that, then you would already know exactly what happens in the next movie- they go and find luke. with this ending, now that they have luke, it makes you wonder where they go from there the whole setup of tfa was that luke is missing. to conclude the story, they found luke, instead of having the main story thread extend into the next film and its always been tradition for star wars to end with 1-2 minutes of no dialog
User avatar #190 to #188 - iom (01/07/2016) [-]
yes but it was just awkward that she just looks at him and holds the lightsaber out but if they would have waiting they could have added so kind of drama to finding him instead of just showing up
User avatar #202 to #190 - cubicalpayload (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought it looked pretty sweet in 3D. Still awkward but better.
User avatar #205 to #202 - iom (01/07/2016) [-]
i didnt see it in 3D so i might be missing something haha
User avatar #206 to #205 - cubicalpayload (01/07/2016) [-]
It was out of this world the screen, so it looked cool.
User avatar #127 to #4 - lordknightmare (01/07/2016) [-]
it's actually supposed to be a reference to how most of the Films end, with a voiceless/mostly voiceless sequence
Ep1 Big Naboo Parade
Ep2 Anakin n Panda Bear's Wedding
Ep3 Where babby luke n leia end up going
Ep4 the award ceremony
ep5 Luke getting his new hand
ep6 the big celebration of the Empire's defeat
#173 to #127 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
but at least something was going on in those endings
User avatar #110 to #4 - eatcawk (01/07/2016) [-]
i imagine shes shocked? i mean theyve done so much and heard all about him and finally met the legend, the last jedi herself.
User avatar #168 to #110 - neokun (01/07/2016) [-]
Himself.
User avatar #203 to #168 - eatcawk (01/07/2016) [-]
i meant she met him herself as in she, being rey, met him, being luke.. yea i can see how i worded it, its confusiong
#214 to #203 - neokun (01/08/2016) [-]
You're freaking me out bro too confusing.
User avatar #102 to #4 - outdrewfortytwo (01/07/2016) [-]
I mean, I've seen it 3 times now. I don't think anyone who really cares about star wars at this point hasn't seen it.
#131 to #102 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I love Star Wars, but probably won't be able to see it until a decent version hits the internet, man.
User avatar #322 to #131 - outdrewfortytwo (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly I feel ya, I never go to teh theaters for teh same reason. But I made an exception for Star Wars...thrice times. lol

May a good version be uploaded soon!
User avatar #103 to #102 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I did, and only just saw it yesterday because I can't be bothered to watch movies in a packed house
but yeah since I'm a mod, I browse the user flag queue, which has been nothing but "han dies" for the last month but since this is a free speech website, we don't take those down and those comments remain in the flag queue, so...
User avatar #323 to #103 - outdrewfortytwo (01/08/2016) [-]
Sucks to get it spoiled. I went to teh pre-premiere so that there was no way to have it spoiled.
User avatar #307 to #103 - ohemgeezus (01/08/2016) [-]
You guys should be allowed to temp ban people that falsely flag stuff like that
User avatar #308 to #307 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
nah, then nobody would risk userflagging anything
we mods take the hits for the team
User avatar #309 to #308 - ohemgeezus (01/08/2016) [-]
Pardon the French, but fudge the team, you don't get paid enough to take hits like that
User avatar #310 to #309 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
didn't you see the sticky a few weeks ago? we get paid in admin abuse
User avatar #311 to #310 - ohemgeezus (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't see the stickys, the stickys see me. And by that I probably didn't see it because I probably clicked the x to get rid of his stickys, although I don't think it works
User avatar #82 to #4 - captinchikin (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought it was pretty good minus the helicopter/drone shot, I think they should have cut on Luke's face. Luke saying something would have ruined it, Rey saying something would have ruined it...that's just my opinion though
User avatar #75 to #4 - boxdweller ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It was great. The way Rey looked at him said "I need you. The galaxy needs you. Come back." and the look Luke gave was one of regret, like no matter how far he runs his past comes back to haunt him.
#74 to #4 - thematthew ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
for anyone who doesn't want it spoiled for them leave the content now, anon is being a cunt below
User avatar #76 to #74 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
***** who you helping by replying to me? Ain't nobody avoiding spolers is going to open to view a thread of spoilers
User avatar #80 to #76 - thematthew ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
it's not going to help by replying to the content or the anon, it's better to reply to the guy with the top comment so some people are guaranteed to see it.
User avatar #89 to #80 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I totally forgot that "hide all replies" isn't the default. I can't use FJ without that option on
User avatar #67 to #4 - obviousxplains (01/07/2016) [-]
>rey is lukes daughter
>his first word to her is "i am your father"
>they wanted to keep this for the second movie so they cut if off right then

#216 to #67 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
well obviously, the hand he lost was his masturbating hand and still hand cum on it and some lady found it and used it as a dildo and bam.
#64 to #4 - comradecommi (01/07/2016) [-]
In my opinion they should've just ended it with the Falcon blasting off into lightspeed to go find Luke, this whole panning shot of them standing there was kinda stupid and felt more like "Oh man we NEED to have Mark Hamil in this movie what do we do"
User avatar #65 to #64 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That's exactly what I expected

"Oh and now they're off on the long journey to find Luke"
"Oh they found him in 5 seconds wtf"
User avatar #181 to #65 - artyomthebadass (01/07/2016) [-]
Off on this long journey to find Yodo on Dagobah..oh wait found him really quickly....It's almost as if they knew where he was and could travel at light speed...oh wait
User avatar #57 to #4 - ironbeak (01/07/2016) [-]
Well personally I think the way they set it up means that it was all Luke's fault that everything went to the dogs. Han dying etc. There might be a small chance that his character was meant to portray that guilt in that moment. I don't know. Would be silly if he didn't if you ask me, but now all my favs are dead ..at least they brought in a good looking actor.
#55 to #4 - angryninja (01/07/2016) [-]
I loved that ending. I thing that Mark Hamill managed to deliver so much in those 10s he was on screen. (no sarcasm)
#58 to #55 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
he was only in the movie for 10 sec?
User avatar #62 to #58 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
maybe 15 seconds, but it was the very last scene
User avatar #97 to #62 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
he also showed up during the vision rey has.
User avatar #100 to #97 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Totally forgot about that, but that adds only 1 second, right?
User avatar #101 to #100 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
yep.
#56 to #55 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It wasn't his part that let me down, it was more of Rey's
I still feel it could have been done better
#270 to #56 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Which part of Rey disappointed you?

mine was literally every single scene with her in it. She was such a **** character and the actress was bland as all **** .
#291 to #270 - innocentbabies (01/08/2016) [-]
I really disliked how she just kind of taught herself to use the force and could suddenly take out the guy who had killed the new generation of jedi and driven Luke into hiding
I don't care how they justify it, it's still ********
#314 to #291 - skebaba (01/08/2016) [-]
But then again, that's not the actress' fault, but the scriptwriter's.
User avatar #46 to #4 - carthil (01/07/2016) [-]
theres a possibility rey could be his daughter so if that is the case hes probably in shock from seeing her.
#48 to #46 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If she was in shock, then she would have just stood there and not did the stick-out-hand thing?
User avatar #50 to #48 - carthil (01/07/2016) [-]
i said he meaning luke, not she meaning rey
#52 to #50 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
oh **** woops
yeah that makes sense
User avatar #43 to #4 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
When it's out on blu-ray
#44 to #43 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
**** that, no way anyone's waiting until April 5
User avatar #45 to #44 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
I am, I hate theaters. Not that I don't already know 90% of what happens in the movie already.
#47 to #45 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
at that point, you might as well just watch it via 			******		 cam recordings
at that point, you might as well just watch it via ****** cam recordings
User avatar #49 to #47 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm in no rush to watch the movie though
#104 to #49 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Han dies, the black dude gets seriously injured, leia gets blown up. rylo ken cuts his wrist while listening to crawling by linkin park. the faggot with the stick that fights the black dude dies. the grey jedi force is completely wiped out. after world 1-8 toad tells you your princess is in another castle. in Call of duty 4:Modern Warfare Gaz get executed. Flowey was actually asriel durmurr. In the end of castle crashers the orange princess is actually a clown. Snape kills dumbledore. Darth vader is lukes father. Booker is actually father comstock. Jesus dies at the end of the bible. you now no longer have to go see die hard in theaters.
User avatar #221 to #104 - alexdevlin (01/08/2016) [-]
Why is he getting red thumbs? I thought his little rant was hilarious. It's like listening to a 12 year old complain about life. Hiylarious
User avatar #105 to #104 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I know
#51 to #49 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You're the insanely small minority, and nobody's gonna wait for you then
User avatar #54 to #51 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
I doubt it
#72 to #54 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
unfortunatly you actually are
those ****** get thrown money at them since the release....like everyone watched it
User avatar #73 to #72 - alstorp (01/07/2016) [-]
A minority for sure, but it's not that uncommon
#98 to #73 - zazquatch (01/07/2016) [-]
Despite being a huge star wars fan, I was also in no rush to see the movie and when I saw it, it din't exceed my expectations like everyone said but it wasn't horrible either. Still prefer the old ones for some reason, maybe nostalgia but I didn't find TFA really that exciting.
#42 to #4 - imjared (01/07/2016) [-]
i felt like there was a lot being unspoken
User avatar #39 to #4 - Tusura (01/07/2016) [-]
It seems like outlying places are getting Star Wars in theaters on the 15th.

Wait till the 21st, and you can unspoiler anything. If people haven't seen it by then. Shame on them.
#165 to #39 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
pretty sure it's all been spoiled by now
User avatar #213 to #165 - Tusura (01/08/2016) [-]
My friend in Northern Vancouver didn't have anything spoiled until yesterday.

They get it in theaters on the 15th.

He still hasn't had the major spoiler though, but they've been kind of anti-social on the internet the past few weeks.

Like I said though. The 21st I believe will be the day when almost everyone globally has seen it. Spoilers welcome after that.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Cool, 21st, let's all agree on that date then.
#37 to #4 - thesinful (01/07/2016) [-]
Well they could only afford to pay two of them to talk, so they went with the one who's gonna die and the one everyone spent half their life masturbating to.
#38 to #37 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
nah just ****** do what >>#6 said, have him speechless but swag that lightsaber to his hands and cut to black on that

that would have been beyond badass
User avatar #27 to #4 - langweilig (01/07/2016) [-]
it wasnt as awkward as when kylo and rey had their light sabers locked and rey just closed her eyes to use the force and they went back and forth on each face like 6 times
#290 to #27 - theinvisibletheift (01/08/2016) [-]
That ******* fight though. His ******* dicksaber was so awkward and ungainly. it was literally her trying to stab him, him slapping the sword away, then awkwardly swinging while trying to not hit himself. And that's besides the ******* "I'm a ******* virtuoso at everything I try" thing that Rey had going on.

Rey is one of the most poorly written characters I've ever seen.
User avatar #304 to #290 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
but shes attractive so its ok. also i give kylo some slack because he ******* got destroyed by chewie
#320 to #304 - theinvisibletheift (01/08/2016) [-]
I agree that Kylo was wounded and was likely not as effective as he could have been. However, he was also beating Rey despite being wounded. Up until she closed her eyes and heard the word force. Then she ******* destroyed him. Which should not have happened. I understand the desperate times thing, but honestly?

Other than that, the initial failure of the New Jedi Order through Kylo is something pretty believable. In the expanded universe, something similar almost happened on Yavin IV. The ghost of Exar Kun almost destroyed the NJO with Kyp Durron and the Sun Crusher. Anyway, expanded universe aside (may it rest in the force), seduced by a master, Kylo upholds the rule of two and has an interesting storyline. He actively rejects the light, seeking to be corrupted. This is an interesting plot point, because normally the dark seeks a jedi out. To have a goal of corruption makes him interesting because he is a departure from the norm. He recognizes the light inside him, and while he is angry and lost as most Dark Jedi are, he seeks to destroy the light. Not with the goal of making good fall, but to make himself pure.

Now on to Rey.

People use Luke as an example of a Gary Stu to counter Rey's Mary Sue. A few problems with that: Obi Wan taught Luke some rudimentary force techniques, such as sensing a target. Nothing crazy, but he could block a blaster bolt, and ultimately (with Ben's guidance) used the same technique to get the timing down for the targeting of his proton torpedoes and thus helped coin the term TRD (trench run disease). A very simple force enhanced timing technique was used. Nothing more. He was not a God who succeeded in everything he tried. Even with Yoda's instruction, he was hasty and ****** up by facing Vader at Bespin. Between Ep.V and Ep.VI , there are a few years in which he discovered a lot of hidden Jedi lore, including a few holocrons, that were able to further instruct him. The Jedi Temple on Coruscant was raided, but some of the librarians were able to smuggle them out. They held not only teachings, but entire simulations of the Jedi counsel. These simulations, while obviously not the real thing, held the personages of the masters of the counsel, among other Jedi Masters, and were able to instruct him in the ways of the force and he learned enough to lead a desperate battle against the Emperor that ended at Endor. Through his training, he had the strength of will to succeed.

A poor scavenger slave is somehow miraculously able to pilot a ship she thought was scrap through the wreckage of star destroyers to evade TIE's, even pulling a ******* mid air stall that let a disabled, locked, stationary gun blow it to **** . An amazing sequence, don't get me wrong (the ******* aerial sequences blew my goddamn mind), but completely ******* unbelievable. I understand her knowledge of mechanics from scavenging that let them not die from coolant poisoning, but come the **** on. Pulling **** apart and flying **** are two very different things. She wasn't even a service tech who would move them around.

Finn, on the other hand, I thought was done somewhat well. He came from a developed remnant of the crumbled Empire that had turned into a second Empire calling itself the First Order. He was a stolen child who obviously didn't have a lasting brainwash. He was able to recognize wrong and fight it within himself, but lacked the strength to fight it in others. He found something worth protecting in Rey (yay friendship), and did what he could to protect his only friend, but until the assault on the Starkiller he was terrified of the death he saw inflicted on and had done to others and sought to run from it. When he realized that to fight death was to make death itself flee, he found a noble cause to fight for. Not the best character in the world, but it's believable.

But Rey? **** Rey.

That turned into a bit more of a rant than I expected.






Oh. And CPT. Phasma. That character had no goddamn point. At all.
#166 to #27 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
wasn't as awkward as when kylo took off his mask
#29 to #27 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Agreed, I mean wtf why you close your ****** eyes what the **** is that gonna do for you

But really, that whole "Join me" ******** wasn't necessary. They probably just saw episode 5 and saw the Vader/Luke exchange and copied it over, but it doesn't ******* work with Rey. Rey has absolutely no relationship with that faggot unlike how Luke and Vader were son/father, so the possibility of Luke going to the dark side was totally possible. We know the from getgo that this girl isn't gonna do that, so why ******* bother. And so why would prissypants snapemcvader not just push her off the cliff? Vader didn't do that **** cause you know, he knew he could potentially sway his son. Compound all this with the fact that girl roy from challenge finders is a mary-sue-ass bitch and we have one horribly executed scene. Jesus christ dude.

I just watched this movie first time yesterday, and it just seems sureal to me right now, like I just had a strange dream or something. I mean, it wasn't nearly as bad as the prequels, but there was just so much stupid ******** that didn't needed to be there. Feels like too many outside sources like SJWs and Disney themselves ****** up some **** .
#313 to #29 - kaimera (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok, i keep hearing people call the force awakens an "SJW movie"
Can you tell me what exactly makes it this?

Also, something i wanted to say about her lightsaber skills, just to put it out there. Compared to the fights in the prequels (aka, the only good parts) neither rei or kylo are very good. In fact i would say they are adequate at best.
Rei isnt used to fighting with a lightsaber, but has some experience with a staff. and kylo is all power and rage, but no finesse. Add to that the fact that kylo is wounded, terrified by rei, and is starting to panic due to the ******* planet breaking, and his performance was severely hampered. Also, he isnt fully trained, so he is still fairly new to this compared to other force users we have seen.
User avatar #315 to #313 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
It's not an SJW movie as a whole, but if you're wondering why they made Rey so ******* proficient at everything, it was the SJW agenda. They tend to push **** like that because "women need masculine yet physically feminine-ish female role models" for some reason
#316 to #315 - kaimera (01/08/2016) [-]
But she wasn't proficient at everything.

She is barely adequate with a lightsaber, the only reason ren lost to her is cause of what i said in my last comment. Wounded+scared(knows rei has more potential than him)+panicking (planet is fukin breaking)+not fully trained=less than amazing performance.

She is decent at salvaging. But not good enough to be on her bosses good side. If she brought him all the best stuff he would reward her, thus giving her incentive to get more good **** .

She is naturally gifted with flying, though her salvaging experience helped her a bit since she knows how the ships work from dismantling them.


She is a talented mechanic, again due to her salvaging experience.

She knows several different languages due to growing up in a trade hub.

She is horrendous with a blaster, remember her first fight with kylo ren? Out of like 15 shots he only had to block three, cause 12 shots missed him by several feet.

As for her use of the force? She tricked a brainwashed dumbass, grabbed a thing before someone else could grab it, and calmed down/focused a little.

She is not proficient with everything, not by a long shot.
User avatar #128 to #29 - toaofmemory (01/07/2016) [-]
JJ Abrams IS an SJW, unfortunately. That's why parts of it sucked.
User avatar #111 to #29 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/07/2016) [-]
finally i see some criticism. when i saw it and complained people instantly downthumbed me to hell because "it was perfect" "it all made sense" "best sw movie"
#242 to #111 - jasir (01/08/2016) [-]
Read first 50 or so reviews here: www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

#112 to #111 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
what are you talking about? I've heard nothing but criticism
User avatar #114 to #112 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/07/2016) [-]
thats because hypetrain is finally leaving the station. i complained about it couple of days after the release and everyone was still fapping on spinning trooper and **** so when i suggested that its a copy of epIV i got thumbed down two levels
#317 to #114 - kaimera (01/08/2016) [-]
Its a "copy" of a new hope because they took the safest route this time. They rehashed what was good so they could show us they could do a better job than george lucas, and so they could wash away the bad taste the prequels left.

Now that they showed they aremt complete **** ups they will move on to something new.

(Though no matter what they doo bitchy extended universe fanboys will yell at them for copying something. So much **** has already been done with star wars that its unavoidable at this point.)
User avatar #318 to #317 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/08/2016) [-]
i know they did it because they anted to take the safe route. they did exactly what lucas did with epVI. "you like the death star? im gonna give you the death star! just bigger!" but i dont really see how that is helping. when tryhard fans want it to be in line with the original triology they mean the way the story is told, the dialogue, fights, drama, not the exact copy of the script. that is just retarded. i mean i dont know **** about EU and i went in to enjoy the movie not hate, but it was just disappointing in so many ways. for me at least
#319 to #318 - kaimera (01/08/2016) [-]
As i said, they went the safe route THIS TIME.
They just wanted to show that they weren't pants on head retarded like lucas.
Now that they have done that, now that they proved its not gonna be the prequels all over again, they are going to change the story.

After george shat all over the franchise, a movie like this was necessary. Notice how every reference, every little tie in and in joke was from 4 5 and 6. And how there was a distinct lack of gungans, pointless cgi, and not a single line about how someone hated sand?
They are just trying to reassure the fans, and let them know that none of that **** is gonna fly any more.
User avatar #324 to #319 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah but they still manage to cram in some stupid dialogues and fights that make no sense and plot thats so anticlimatic it hurts. imho the things that i thought are gonna be bad, like discount r2d2, sjw friendly lead characters, punchline jokes etc. were surprisingly good but the things that i expected to be perfected by now, like the plot, old characters, villain etc. were just bad. like at some points i admired the way they made the movie and at some i was just staring at my friends and at the screen like what the **** how can someone make something so dumb.
#122 to #114 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
" This isn't the same Star Wars from my childhood so it's garbage."

"This is a copy of an old Star Wars movie so it's garbage."

No winning with faggotty Star Wars fans.
User avatar #125 to #122 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/07/2016) [-]
no, more along the lines: "this **** doesnt make sense, not being capable of admitting a mistake, this is straight up stupid etc." im not saying the movie was terrible. it just was not nearly as good as people claimed it was.
User avatar #116 to #114 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
eh who gives a **** about internet points
they're worthless
User avatar #119 to #116 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/07/2016) [-]
its more about how people are so hateful towards everyone not sharing their opinion or giving arguments. last time i got so much **** was when i said transformers were a crap series only getting worse by each film
User avatar #60 to #29 - hektoroftroy (01/07/2016) [-]
The theory is that Rey is either Luke's daughter or one of the children that was being trained by him before Kylo Ren turned and killed them all. She managed to escape/not die and was hidden on Jakku (similar to Luke being sent to Tattoine) and because she was so young she managed to suppress the memories.

So her and Kylo Ren might have some connection.


But I agree, that whole part of the fight was useless other than as a plot device to allow Rey to unlock more Mary Sue powers
User avatar #224 to #60 - berengar (01/08/2016) [-]
What about that shot on the Death Star that Luke made?
#120 to #60 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
So when Kenobi or Luke do it, it's fine. But when a new female character has powers she's a Mary Sue. Kay
#172 to #120 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
when Kenobi or Luke do what?
Kenobi was already a Jedi when we're first introduced to him and in the prequels he's a Jedi Padawan.
Luke starts his learning about the force in A New Hope and doesn't even have a lightsaber battle, starts training with Yoda In Empire has his first battle and loses then years later in Jedi after completing his training finally is able to go proper against Vader.

piss off with the whole female ******** , it's just bad character progression
User avatar #148 to #120 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The force part wasn't what made her a Mary Sue, it was the force part PLUS ALL THE OTHER ******** SHE PULLED OF FIRST ATTEMPT
User avatar #177 to #148 - artyomthebadass (01/07/2016) [-]
Simple mind tricks...fighting (she was already skilled)... IF she had lifted a ******* star cruiser or force pushed Kylo I would be inclined to agree with you..but as it stands she really did **** all. Kylo was **** in the fight due to being SHOT IN THE ******* CHEST BY A CROSSBOW CANNON
#250 to #177 - greyblade (01/08/2016) [-]
actually, you've got it all the wrong way round.

If she'd force pushed kylo, that'd be fine. force push is a basic-ass technique, it's all power and no finesse, and so could be used effectively by someone with high potential and no training (like Rey) his inability to counter could be chocked up to his state at the time.

Mind trick, however, is *not* simple. it doesn't require much power, but it's a very delicate skill which almost always requires years of training in control (which Rey definitely doesn't have)

as for the fighting, she knows a bit about dirty fighting using a staff, but anyone with even a year or two of basic saber training should be able to leave her on her back or in pieces every time, regardless of power or injuries.

basically, no-one's arguing Rey's potential in the force. however, many of the abilities she pulls off are the more skill-based ones, which are reliant on practice and training that she doesn't have, rather than the power based ones, which would be reliant on the raw power she likely does.
#262 to #250 - drinpa ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
So I'm foggy on the originals, but isn't one of the first times Luke used the saber at all, it was to deflect lasers from the drone thing, blindfolded, using the force? Feels like a cop out to just say 'the force' but if she's especially powerful with it, could it be used to partially anticipate Kylo's strikes, and act accordingly? That coupled with her skill in jujst staying alive/dirty staff fighting, and with his injury, could explain how she wasn't just cut in half right away?

Not sure about the mind trick thing though, no idea how all that rates on the complexity scale. I haven't read or seen much of the canon outside of the movies, it *looks* simple, and if that First Order trooper was especially weak minded, I don't know how much that would carry over to her being able to do it like she did.
#265 to #262 - greyblade (01/08/2016) [-]
it's true that the force can give the user the ability to anticipate their enemy, but luke had it a lot easier. he was using the force against a simple droid who was shooting straight blaster bolts. Rey was up against Kylo, who also has the force, and so can anticipate her as easily (if not moreso, given his training) as she can him. as such, there's no advantage in this matchup the way there was in Luke vs Training Remote.

for mind trick, it's hard to say 100%, but all evidence I've seen points to it being a relatively high-skill ability. every use of it we see is by a trained Jedi:

- Qui Gon, a council-worthy Jedi Master
- Obi Wan, anywhere between a padawn on the verge of knighthood to an old master, possibly the second most powerful jedi in existance.
- Luke, after having spent nearly 4 years practicing his force skills and having been trained by various masters.

in fact, in the previous (legends) canon, the only untrained force sensitive to ever pull off a mind trick was Corran Horn, but his case was likely an exceptional one, as male jedi in the horn line had an unusual connection with the force - being unable to do simple psychokinetic abilities such as force push or pull, but also being unusually capable with illusionary and persuasive abilities.

so while it's not 100% impossible for an untrained force sensitive to use mind trick, it's highly, highly unlikely, as were a number of the skills Rey showed.
#61 to #60 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Maybe, but I'm still not buying that explanation. I'll have to see it in 8 and 9 to believe it.
User avatar #63 to #61 - hektoroftroy (01/07/2016) [-]
At least there's like 90 Marvel movies coming out between now and Episode 8 so we can be distracted
User avatar #30 to #29 - langweilig (01/07/2016) [-]
youre not wrong its almost copy paste from episode 4. which i think is fine. jj played it safe i think the next couple will get better or a little crazy even. but yeah i think the only reason kylo was like hey join us is because he was scurred/ lil bitch. i think he going to be more awesome though. i think killing han really destroyed any chance of light left and hes just going to go full evil on us. which is fun! but right now yeah i dont get it hes just a whiny lil ********
#32 to #30 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I mean they somehow picked a voice modulator for his hemlet that was not Darth Vader's but still was cool, but I think having him take his helmet off was a mistake.

>mfw he took it off during the interrogation

What would probably have been perfect is if the only time he took it off was the killing han solo scene, and just that one alone. Then back on for the rest of the franchise.

If he's supposed to be the bad guy for the rest of the series, they have ****** up pretty big so far.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SUPREME LEADER ASSHOLE WHO WAS OUT OF PLACE AS ****

This movie man, it has enraged my autism
User avatar #115 to #32 - Greevon (01/07/2016) [-]
I think these are very good points as to why the movie wasn't amazing, but I still think it was pretty good. Here's to hoping they introduce a new real badass villain or find some way to salvage Kylo.
#117 to #115 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I mean the movie was way ******* better than I initially expected when I heard the announcement 2 years ago. Definitely beats out episode 1.

It was 6.5/10 good, but it definitely had the potential to be 8/10 great, and that's why I'm so mad.

they_tried.jpg
User avatar #66 to #32 - langweilig (01/07/2016) [-]
hahahaha yes dude i agree why did he take the helmet off. he immediately went from badass to like uh ok hes just a whiny lil rat faced child hahahaha
User avatar #24 to #4 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I liked it
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User avatar #328 to #26 - axetotheskull (01/10/2016) [-]
Where is this from? I need it
User avatar #329 to #328 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Console Wars - PC MASTER RACE
User avatar #21 to #4 - daorien (01/07/2016) [-]
well, they had to pay for Harrison Ford's part and there wasn't enough money left in the budget do pay for Mark Hamill's dialogue
User avatar #40 to #21 - Tusura (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd actually believe that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Petroleum ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I agree completely, THEY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING, ANYTHING, LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL, THEY COULD'VE HAD REY SAY "HERE, TAKE IT", OR HAVE LUKE GREET HER, ANYTHING TO MAKE THE ********** LESS AWKWARD.
User avatar #6 to #5 - krazzykyle (01/07/2016) [-]
I was waiting for Luke to Force call the saber to him and turn it on with swag. Then they just stared at each other for 30 seconds.
User avatar #14 to #6 - medxforme (01/07/2016) [-]
I may have jizzed in the theater if that happened
User avatar #7 to #6 - voltkills ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
yea thats what I expected, that would have been ******* cool, that would have been epic.. instead, nothing ******* happend.
User avatar #9 to #7 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
its a tradition all star wars movies end with a minute or 2 of no dialogue. no matter what
User avatar #10 to #9 - voltkills ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
who said anything about dialog, all i wanted is for him to grab the lightsaber with the force.
User avatar #186 to #10 - artyomthebadass (01/07/2016) [-]
Grabs it with the force, turns it on and swings it..cuts off his arm by mistake ROLL CREDITS (I should never direct a serious movie)
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