Texting your ex. . Texting Your Ex REALITY REALITY um. Verizon so was PH 21 an Verizon so was PM 2: I' been waiting to i Who' s this? I hear you say that for so
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Texting your ex

Texting Your Ex
REALITY
REALITY
um. Verizon so was PH 21 an Verizon so was PM 2:
I' been waiting to i Who' s this? I
hear you say that for so
tong-
I was wrong to end it, Oh. I deleted your
can I see you? number from my phone.
Nat interested.
Corrie over tight now.
I' ll start undressing.
EXPECTATIONS
I Messages t, :,
your gym Hey, I lust moved to
F -your oily.
cool! Need any help
finding your way
around?
Hey, I texted you a
know anyone. really we Lime.
pointers.
bona worry, I an
introduce you to some
fun friends of mine.
I' m sitting directly
amass from you at
Starbucks. Why won' t
you talk to me?
sex with
me right rwe. Say
something, this is
H. issent. mai. . Bria" immature.'
EXPECTATIONS " I"
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You awake?
Torta themas ago
pr? Thinkin' bout
you.
I was having with my
Yeah, but this t l new . Hope you
change anything. We' re had a fun night alone.
still broken up. s'
EXPECTATIONS REALITY
an Verizon so 11: 42 PM Er um. Verizon so 11: 42 Pill E
ate‘ , ' nati tii a Tait
PLEASE PLEASE I Better than ever. You'? I
PLEASE TAKE ME
BACK!!! I CAN' T STOP Nat so good, actually. I
THINKING ABOUT
THERE IS NO CINE checking in!
ELSE., THERE WILL
NEVER BE ANYONE
ELSE, ONLY YOU,
PNLY YOU. MY BODY
IS YOURS, FOR ALL
ETERNITY, WHETHER
YOU WANT IT OR
NUT. I' LL WAIT.
REALITY
Hey, singe we' re going
go' see' a movie" tonight?
Hey, singe were going
to stay friends. want to
go see a movie tonight?
Great, I am so glad we
can be mature adults.
Should we get. drinks .
too?
No, let' s not tempt
ourselves. our
friendship is important.
Deaht Definitelly Want
to go see that outs
independent film about
two friends who date
then break up and then
become friends again
and then reams their
love was inevitable?
No, I think I' d rather
see a zombie movie,
Just as friends.
You mean that
romantic zombie
REALITY
In. Verizon as 4: Qt um. Verizon so 4: E-
f wanted to say '.
that even though__ it was
the. right thing. . diy, its
sony about how I ended
things.
Hey, just wanted to say .'
that even though it was
the right thing to do I' m .
1". lary about new I ended
things.
Ended?
HAHAHAHAHA_ when
you shattered my heart,
that' s when the real
Wish you all the best. .. game began,
I You, too, I ...the real game?
Ifhe migt dangerous
tame.
Thanks for saying that,
it gives me a lot of
fissure.
He_ pyt_ yeehee. eum"
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#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2013) [-]
#4 - vikingontour (10/23/2013) [-]
Only had one girlfriend. she wrote to me saying she was sorry like for real, and it was her who dumped me.
#7 - KaiserFrittO (10/23/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that never talks to my exes ever again after we split? It looks to me that every other person keeps contact with theirs. I cut all contact with mine.
#6 - LeoBoon (10/23/2013) [-]
Cool, the last one sounds exciting.
#5 - oddbird (10/23/2013) [-]
My cousin somehow wrote his ex and got away with hit. Still don't know how he did it.
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