Text it hmu lms. I guess there's this guy who texts people funny stuff. If you guys like this one I'll post more, there's like 7 of them. I spent like 45 minute
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Text it hmu lms

I guess there's this guy who texts people funny stuff. If you guys like this one I'll post more, there's like 7 of them. I spent like 45 minutes putting them all in one huge picture but forgot there was a size limit.

The Original Ad:
BEST CLEANING SERVICE IN TOWN!
I have the Yelp reviews to prove in
Professional and reliable cleaning service
Basic and deep cleaning available at VERY affordable prices.
Provide residential, apartment, and 'ratata/ party clean up.
Services include:
Kitchen/ Bathroom Sanitation. Fridge/ Stove/ Small Appliance
cleaning. Dusting, vacuum, sweep, mop Empty
trash and waste baskets
Email Monique for price estimation
My with the an poster:
WI ATILT
Messages Cleaing Sent... ' an
I can probably be out
there sometime tomorrow
morning.
What exactly are we going
to be working with?
Will it just need some
simple
mopping/ sweeping/ vacua
ming or a deeper clean?
what makes you say
that?
is there anything that
needs to be cleaned up
specifically? Spilled wine
or vomit?
so what specifically
needs to be cleaned? Will
the carpet need to be
steamed?
Please
Well, if there is vomit on
the carpet, its the least
your worries. You may
want to get somebody to
fix the walls
I don' t do that.
You’ ll need to hire
somebody else to patch
those up.
OK that room looks
absolutely destroyed. I
can' t clean that.
I can' t believe you actually
let people do this to your
house
Listen kid, youve the one
that did this to your
parent' s house
so don' t bring my services
into question.
I can clean but you’ re
going to need an
electrician, a repairman
and who know' s what else
Stop texting me you little
**** !
...
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Submitted: 04/27/2014
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#2 - slantal (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Made me smile, please post all of them!
User avatar #4 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this. actually. happened. to a kid I went to high school with. Mike Buffet, wherever you are, it wasn't just you
#1 - meatygoodness (04/27/2014) [-]
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