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#8 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
I love being Texan. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica.
User avatar #164 to #8 - musclemarinade (10/24/2013) [-]
Amen brother
User avatar #136 to #8 - drinktogetdrunk (10/24/2013) [-]
That is the best description I have ever read
#135 to #8 - munchyman (10/24/2013) [-]
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
#96 to #8 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
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glorious Texan master race reporting in
#70 to #8 - undeadwill (10/24/2013) [-]
God bless Texas
God bless Texas
User avatar #60 to #8 - danzoshimura (10/23/2013) [-]
I wish I would say the same for Florida. But, you know, Hispanics.
User avatar #134 to #60 - Conquistador (10/24/2013) [-]
Yet, Mexicans are the majority in Texas.
User avatar #212 to #134 - danzoshimura (10/24/2013) [-]
Not as much as Florida, well more specifically, Miami. Spanish is the main language and you will get turned down from a lot of jobs if you can't speak it. And back to my main point, they all talk about how much better their country is than the US.
User avatar #213 to #212 - Conquistador (10/24/2013) [-]
Florida as a whole? Maybe not. But as for Miami, it may have a higher percentage of hispanics than most cities in Texas. But most of the hispanics there are Cubans. So Texas may have a higher general Mexican population. Lol, just tell them if it's so much better, then go back.
User avatar #17 to #8 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
Sorry Texas, you succeeded from the United States... Twice.

Glorious Indiana master race.
User avatar #78 to #17 - cagetheelophant (10/24/2013) [-]
Let's learn to spell secede before you talk **** .
#21 to #17 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #22 to #21 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
Not american, to leave america.
User avatar #186 to #22 - commontroll (10/24/2013) [-]
Son, being rebellious and storming out of Mom and Dad's is one of the most American things you can do, aside from killing somebody with an apple pie gun in the shape of an eagle. The spirit of America is to rebel and storm off hastily whenever you don't like something. I'll take muh freedoms to leave when I want, like an American and a Texan!
User avatar #24 to #23 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
Texas seceeded* from america twice, once; starting the mexican american war, and a second time during the civil war.
User avatar #76 to #24 - iridium (10/24/2013) [-]
seceded*
User avatar #25 to #24 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
I know this. We are a part of America now, and one of the few states that could sustain itself.
User avatar #26 to #25 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
Midwest has like, 70% of the nations, and 40% of the worlds steel.
#28 to #26 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
True, but we do have steel production. It'd be lower than a biker chicks tits to the ground as compared to the norm, but it'd be there.
True, but we do have steel production. It'd be lower than a biker chicks tits to the ground as compared to the norm, but it'd be there.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
I love that metaphor...
User avatar #27 to #26 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
And we have the most coal...

And the most automotive factories...

And the most chemical factories...


Seriously, its one giant manufacturing ******** .
#30 to #27 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
Eh true, but we could support ourselves need be, but we don't have to so who gives a 						****					.
Eh true, but we could support ourselves need be, but we don't have to so who gives a **** .
User avatar #31 to #30 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
One big thing though, is you have all the silicon, and all the computers...

And like, 30% of our ICN Missiles.
#183 to #31 - cplkoeksuster (10/24/2013) [-]
I think you may mean ICBMs, also all of your currently active silos are based in Montana, Wyoming and North Dakota.
User avatar #145 to #31 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
We have the computers, the silicon, a large number of ICN, a good chunk of corn, and a whole lot of cattle. We could be our own country, but we have no reason
User avatar #18 to #17 - howunexpected (10/23/2013) [-]
*seceded you uneducated ****
User avatar #19 to #18 - cvc (10/23/2013) [-]
sorry, im on an ipad with autocorrect
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