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Chanel Sunglasses
950/ was
Linen [
Ralph . Shirt
Army Surplus Edition
110
Elric' % iit
Benefit Denim mags
EB' Walkers

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Submitted:	05/06/2014

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#7 - sanictehhedgehog (05/06/2014) [-]

#18 to #7 - pyrothermal (05/07/2014) [-]

Who invited Pocky?

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#6 - jakatackka (05/06/2014) [-]

Whoever made this went out of their way to find the most expensive price they could. I would be impressed if you could find a pair of $680 jeans

#9 to #6 - thetoasterofdeath (05/06/2014) [-]

#10 to #9 - jakatackka (05/07/2014) [-]

I know jeans are expensive outside the U.S., but not $1000 expensive. Here you can get a decent pair of jeans for $40.

#11 to #10 - ColonelHansLanda (05/07/2014) [-]

I just went on the Diesel webpage (as it's the brand sourced) and the prices went up to £300 - which isn't quite £430 - but clothes from designers are ridiculously priced.

#25 to #11 - neverbeing (05/07/2014) [-]

Versace has white t-shirts priced 500 euros.

#12 to #6 - marcomb (05/07/2014) [-]

Balmain Jeans retail at an average of $1500

#33 to #12 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

do they walk by themselves or something?

#16 to #12 - agrofenlas (05/07/2014) [-]

Secret Circus jeans with diamonds stitched into them for 1.3 million dollars.

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#5 - therealtjthemedic (05/06/2014) [-]

Or they're ****** shades, a rag, a shirt, jeans and some trainers.

#17 to #5 - pedrophile (05/07/2014) [-]

I think that was meant to be the joke

#4 - sepheroth (05/06/2014) [-]

Homie's just jealous he got out-styled by a terrorist.

#23 - I Am Monkey (05/07/2014) [-]

Nobody ever said terrorists don't have swag.

#22 - useroftheLOLZ (05/07/2014) [-]

Uhh... Hat to be that guy, but it isn't a scarf, it's called a Shemagh. You wrap it around your face to act as a hood, and to keep sand off of your eyes, when you're in the desert.

#27 to #22 - bazda (05/07/2014) [-]

Extremely useful item to have. I keep one in my truck at all times.

Also, you can find them on the internet for $12, I don't know where this ***** shops.

#30 to #22 - anon (05/07/2014) [-]

how can it keep off the sand from your eyes if it isnt even covering the eyes????

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#34 - dndxplain ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

or, you know, a secondhand rag as a bandana, a normal tan shirt, some junk sunglasses, normal tennis shoes, and second hand jeans

#35 to #34 - fuzzyballs (05/07/2014) [-]

thank you, mister killjoy

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#36 to #35 - dndxplain ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

the content is basically 'we found some really expensive **** that looks kind of like what they're wearing'
the entire joke is 'they're terrorists, yet they're spending so much on clothes'
no. no they're not.

#37 to #36 - fuzzyballs (05/07/2014) [-]

yes yes, we get it, you like to kill jokes and then hammer it in

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#38 to #37 - dndxplain ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

a joke deserves to die if it's a retarded one

#21 - bloodofthedragon ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

The scarf is called a shemagh. It is worn by people in the middle east. Definitely not worth much.

#19 - pedokuma (05/07/2014) [-]

that scarf better have ******* inlaid patterns made of gold for it to cost that much.

#20 to #19 - houseofscarlet (05/07/2014) [-]

**** the scarf; how the **** are the shoes the cheapest ******* thing on this list?! I can't even get sneakers for less than $50 nowadays!

#28 to #19 - bazda (05/07/2014) [-]

Amazon. $12.

#8 - thetoasterofdeath (05/06/2014) [-]

680 pounds, so more like 1000$

#13 to #8 - pootismang (05/07/2014) [-]

It's up there in Pounds/Dollars, m8.

#2 - bigfootluke ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]

i need source on this immediately

#3 to #2 - rmoran [OP]ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]

It's been in my reaction folder for a long time.
Google "Terrorists Style Guide" and you'll find Reddit/Imgur posts which is probably where I got it, however I don't know its exact origin. That ESEA News might be a clue.

#32 - anon (05/07/2014) [-]

$1700 for a scarf? wtf are these people buying their clothes?

#26 - anon (05/07/2014) [-]

I just spent $30 on a decent pair of jeans, and you are telling me that you can get jeans for over 500?
I thought jeans were casual/work clothes...

#29 to #26 - poutinesalad (05/07/2014) [-]

Most of my jeans are $70+ Never underestimate a high priced jean. They're way more comfortable.

#31 to #26 - wilburn (05/07/2014) [-]

i spend 15$ on mine... walmart... i mean there blue jeans, not much different from any other...

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#24 - qwerasdfghjklzxc ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]

> great value
> $1,110

#14 - iLime (05/07/2014) [-]

bootcut jeans are 20 ******* dollars. That scarf doesn't even look linen, the ralph lauren version of that shirt is literally a ~40 dollar shirt with the name printed on it and those glasses don't even look the same.