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Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it Thickens.
Mi'' - French cars don' t start.
You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your ad insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
tty' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
25'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians are dead.
Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
start.
stops in Europe. Russians teat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.
ED” - Your eyelids start stinging when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window In the bathroom.
600 - White bears moving south,
7' 00 - The hell froze.
730 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Tenn becomes the
world champion.
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User avatar #2 - grayfullbuster (07/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'd say something about Canada but our soccer team sucks ((
#17 - ridivey (07/27/2014) [-]
it took me a while to figure out it was in celsius
it took me a while to figure out it was in celsius
User avatar #7 - notsolonleyisland (07/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
-400 degrees: Ohioans get goosebumps
User avatar #9 to #8 - notsolonleyisland (07/27/2014) [-]
-1500 degrees: One hour delay to public schools
#25 - afaik ONLINE (07/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
How the **** do you go below Absolute Zero?
#27 to #26 - afaik ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I thought point zero was the point at which **** won't move, as in "molecules have 0 velocity in any direction". Hence absolute velocity (which my uneducated ass thinks is related to heat cause afaikhueheat is the speed at which molecules travel) logically can't be below 0.

Where am I wrong?
#13 - Customer Services ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
MFW -80
MFW -80
User avatar #32 - WAKEFIELD (07/27/2014) [-]
> white bears
>the hell

wat
#36 - jackbanne (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Russia and Canada play hockey
User avatar #28 - tossa (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In Sweden we have kinda the same joke, but it's about finnish people and ends with "Finland wins the ESC".
User avatar #48 - babyanalraper (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Italian sport cars are pretty awesome though...
User avatar #49 to #48 - fpsnoob (07/27/2014) [-]
They're awesome in terms of being awesome, not in terms of quality and reliability.
#46 - unicornoverlord (07/27/2014) [-]
I live in russia and my friend actually did eat an ice cream on the street when it was colder than -30
lmao
#80 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** and still russia lost the winter war.
#71 - popnotes (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm not sure if this is Celsius or Fahrenheit.
#58 - culedood (07/27/2014) [-]
You can't go below absolute zero, but if you did, I'm pretty sure more than 90% of the planet would be dead.
User avatar #41 - chimpaflimp (07/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
0/10 try a different font.
User avatar #84 to #83 - chimpaflimp (07/27/2014) [-]
I think it's 6710e8
#23 - authvin (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Norway mentioned, swell with oil
User avatar #20 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
-300 Degrees - People in Newcastle wear long sleeves.
User avatar #19 - scandinavianpedo ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
i ones drove a moped at -37c, not as bad as people make it out to be, dident even feel cold.

not that i had much clothes on either, just a normal pants and sweeter under a thermal suit thingy.
#67 - thismustbeseen (07/27/2014) [-]
Ugh. -295C... the hell? The Russian soccer team becomes the world champion because they have negative kinetic energy.
#38 - fefe (07/27/2014) [-]
I feel like this would have been a whole lot better without that last one
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