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#66 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
Now let me tell you a thing or two sonny boy Jim. In my country you can wake up to frost and snow and the next damn minute the ******* sun is melting your bloody skin. Then you take your ******* coat off; there and then god decides: "You know what? **** you. It's time to take a piss." Then you're ******* drenched. Which is of course when it gets bloody cold again. So you're standing there in your drenched hoody and your shrivelled saturated dick; trying to stop your ice pick nipples tearing through your god damned t-shirt!
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